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Completely inappropriate Halloween costumes

joe stodge

What was the most mind blowingly inappropriate you've ever seen??

Mine was when I was in primary school during an assembly they got all the kids to stand up class by class at the top of the hall and the principal would give out a prize for the best one.

When the lads in 6th class stood up, he was my friends brother. He was wearing a black bomber jacket, a pair of jeans, sun glasses and a toy toy Uzi submachine gun. When the principal got to him he asked him what he was dressed as he produced a clear plastic tightly packed with sugar from inside the jacket and said a drug dealer.

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Hoop66

I went to a Halloween party wearing just my underwear.

The hostess asked what I was. "A premature ejaculation" I replied, " I came in my pants"

jobbridge4life

I am going to go as Maddie McCann. This involves not turning up. It will be such a hit, they'll still all be asking where I was some ****ing 11 years later.

Donkey Oaty

jobbridge4life wrote: »

I am going to go as Maddie McCann. This involves not turning up. It will be such a hit, they'll still all be asking where I was some ****ing 11 years later.

Have you been rummaging through very old papers in Roy Chubby Brown's skip?

jobbridge4life

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

Have you been rummaging through very old papers in Roy Chubby Brown's skip?

Ah so insulting people can be funny. Knew I'd get through to you.

jacksie66

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B.A._Baracus

The Davestator wrote: »

I dressed up as Steve Irwin the year he died just before Halloween. Complete with barb sticking out of chest. I got serious abuse.

Yeah... sure.

kowloon

beks101 wrote: »

Behold the ebola Halloween costume, expected to be a serious contender this year.

Genius idea or too soon?

Last year they would have called a hazmat suit and gasmask would have been a Breaking Bad costume.

kingtut

beks101 wrote: »

Behold the ebola Halloween costume, expected to be a serious contender this year.

Genius idea or too soon?

I wear suits like that in work almost every day so I personally see nothing wrong with that. People have worn them for years for different jobs.

The Th!ng

I might hire a Nazi uniform and go as the Israeli prime minister.

McChubbin

Funny this thread popped up. I was in a well known supermarket at the start of the week and I found a shocker in the costume aisle.
I made a formal complaint about it and now they're (allegedly) recalling all the products. I put a picture in the attachments just to be safe. Seriously, who thought this was a good idea to stock amongst the Frozen costumes?
TRIGGER WARNING: Self-harm/suicidal idealation.

Riddle101

I remember there was a thread like this last year, and reading about someone who wore a Ku Klux Klan costume and had a black man chained up like a dog on a lead. It was a joke of course and the black man was in on it too.

cruais

McChubbin wrote: »

Funny this thread popped up. I was in a well known supermarket at the start of the week and I found a shocker in the costume aisle.
I made a formal complaint about it and now they're (allegedly) recalling all the products. I put a picture in the attachments just to be safe. Seriously, who thought this was a good idea to stock amongst the Frozen costumes?
TRIGGER WARNING: Self-harm/suicidal idealation.

The bleeedin dopes

Pun NOT intended!

martinedwards

there was those two kids who went to something as the two drug mules in peru.....

and the ozzie rules footballers who went as Rolf Harris and a victim....

montyrebel

McChubbin wrote: »

Funny this thread popped up. I was in a well known supermarket at the start of the week and I found a shocker in the costume aisle.
I made a formal complaint about it and now they're (allegedly) recalling all the products. I put a picture in the attachments just to be safe. Seriously, who thought this was a good idea to stock amongst the Frozen costumes?
TRIGGER WARNING: Self-harm/suicidal idealation.

so thats why it looks like you have bought it, and took it home and just after you took it out of the shopping bag you took a photo?

SEPT 23 1989

A Malaysia Airlines flight attendant uniform

smash

I don't get the whole "inappropriate Halloween costumes" thing with adults. I think some of them are gas and tongue in cheek but I never get offended so I never find them inappropriate so to speak. Kids on the other hand... well if a kid called to me door dressed as a tampon or something I'd find it inappropriate.

kstand

Was DJing at a Halloween Party in North London 2 years ago and some fella rocked up as Jimmy Saville.

jobbridge4life

martinedwards wrote: »

there was those two kids who went to something as the two drug mules in peru.....

That was hilarious.

smash

kstand wrote: »

Was DJing at a Halloween Party in North London 2 years ago and some fella rocked up as Jimmy Saville.

Lets just call it now shall we?

Jimmy Saville
The Twin Towers
Steve Irwin
Priest getting sucked off by alter boy

All done to the death!

keeponhurling

Riddle101 wrote: »

I remember there was a thread like this last year, and reading about someone who wore a Ku Klux Klan costume and had a black man chained up like a dog on a lead. It was a joke of course and the black man was in on it too.

banter

Gannicus

A couple years go now.

In a pub I was in in Balbriggan came into the pub dressed as a member of the KKK (it was intentional he thought it's d be funny). Now to say it was a bad idea is an understatement as Balbriggan seems to be a melting pot of sorts for different nationalities. Any way there was a few black lads in the pub who didn't quite agree with his costume choice and its level of hilarity. Well according to my mate he caught an awful baiting on his way home for his troubles. Quel Surprise....

Summer wind

I always thought that Halloween costumes were supposed to be really scary like Freddie Kruger or Michael from Halloween movies.

Mrs Garth Brooks

Someone in Dublin should dress up as Garth Brooks and go trick and treating around Croke Park.

Should be fun.

BizzyC

This year I think going as a Water Meter is probably the thing that'll scare people the most.

smash

Summer wind wrote: »

I always thought that Halloween costumes were supposed to be really scary like Freddie Kruger or Michael from Halloween movies.

You should dress as an Irish Water bill this year. Scare the shíte out of people!

edit: BizzyC you got in just a few seconds before me

exiledelbows

I know someone who's dressing up as Oscar Pistorius this year.

[Deleted User]

Old joke but ... a guy is hosting a fancy dress party and the theme is "moods/emotions" ... so people dress green with envy, or red with fury etc. etc.

Knock at the door, the host answers and there's two guys standing there but they're completly naked ... apart from the first guy who has a pear stuck on his lad, and the second guy who has his lad stuck in a bowl of custard.

The host is confused and asks "what are you two supposed to be?"

The first guy answers "Well I'm deep in dis-pear" and the second guy says "And I'm fúcking dis-custard"

jobbridge4life

I remember there being a flap a few years ago in UCD because some dude went in a plastic bag, covered in blood, with a thing hanging from his belly, he was a backstreet abortion.

MadYaker

A few of my friends dressed up as the ku klux klan last year and they had another guy who painted himself black and had a dog collar and leash crawling around on the floor behind them.

Dr. Bre

would dressing up as Isis be inappropriate?