kneemos wrote: » Cut the mothers.
Cantremember wrote: » What rhymes with pranks? ****? Banks? Manks? Skanks?
DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: » Some of the stuff out there at the moment is pushing it a bit. For instance TrollStation stealing peoples cars and staging armed robberies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O1ThAwnKBE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgy-Ci_tLPQ
TheZohan wrote: » Dickheads.
DazMarz wrote: » Those Troll Station videos are just stupid, malicious and the lads in them are just dickheads and not funny at all. Some pranks I've done or been subjected to: -I'm an extreme arachnophobe. I'm terrified of all manner of spiders and eight legged thingies, so this makes me a prime target for spider-related pranks. In the last house I lived in, I was sharing it with 3 of my friends. One morning, I was getting up for work. Walked down the hall, into the bathroom for my shower. Coming back out of the bathroom, still pretty wet from the shower and with only a pair of boxers on and drying myself with my towel... I spot the biggest, meanest looking, most awful spider sitting on the doorknob of my room. I'm frozen. I'm in my boxers, in the hallway, at 7:30am... and I can't get into my room because this spawn of Satan has chosen to perch on my doorknob. Thinking of nothing else to do, I flick my towel at it and try to kill it and/or knock it off. I look over, thinking the thing will be gone... IT'S STILL THERE ON THE DOORKNOB! I 100% hit the damn thing... but it's still there!!! Now I'm panicking, thinking I've pissed off the strongest spider in the world. Curious, however, I creep closer. It's then I notice that there is a white residue around each of the spider's legs. This is a very real, very big spider. But the thing is stone dead. And it has been super-glued to my doorknob. I hear the faintest sounds of giggling coming from down the hallway. BASTARDS!!! -I'm very good with accents and impersonating people. So, one April Fool's Day, I "caught" two people out using my vocal skills. A friend of mine who was going on a summer working thing to Australia was reduced to near-tears by an uncompromising Australian Immigration and Naturalisation Service officer, calling from the Australian Embassy in London, to inform him that due to an "indiscretion" that had happened at Oxegen in 2006 (and had been reported to the Gardaí). His visa for the summer had been rescinded, but if he wished to appeal... Of course, I hung up at a suitable stage with "Happy April Fool's Day, you bloody wallaby!" A local barman and friend of mine was driven to distraction by a very insistent Indian takeaway driver who kept trying to deliver a takeaway to him. -Replacing someone's entire mattress with a big pile of Argos catalogues. They were out on the drink. Waiting for them to come home for hours, hiding around the corner from their bedroom and just waiting for the reaction. "WHAT THE FÚCK?!" when they threw themselves onto the bed, looking forward to a drunken sleep. -Having the front and rear licence plates of my car removed and replaced with ones reading 01-G-AY. It was clever because my car at the time was from Galway, so I barely noticed. I did notice when I left my car in a car-park to go shopping... and when I returned people were pointing and laughing at the car. I could have fúcking murdered someone... -Saw an ad in the local newspaper for someone selling a three piece suit... but the description gave away that the idiots were actually selling a three-piece suite of furniture. Never one to be put off, I pretended to be drunk while ringing them inquiring about said suit. Asking if it was 48-long, what colour it was... and if it was suitable for a funeral. In fairness, they brought that one on themselves. -Going into a garden centre and looking helpless... when an employee comes up and asks if I need help, respond in a loud and insulted manner "No, Jesus! I don't want to buy marijuana plants!" -A friend of mine has an extreme fear and aversion to clowns. This one was too easy but it was very funny (for myself and the rest of the lads anyway). His family were away for the weekend, so he was house-sitting. Basically, just one of us got into a clown outfit (complete with freaky make-up and the big shoes and everything) and just stood at his living room window, waiting for him to walk past. The poor lad nearly had a heart attack, especially when our mate had taken poetic licence, and was also wearing a pair of vampire teeth and red contact lenses. I don't think our friend ever truly forgave us. We heard his scream from like 100m away, where we were hiding. Harmless enough, wouldn't you say? Also, that Spider-Dog video is one of the best things I've ever seen. It's simply genius. The music makes it, especially on the last one with the web and the tunnel. Absolutely hilarious.
Mint Aero wrote: » I'm sorry but this is clearly an anti prank thread
Links234 wrote: » I think we're fairly pro-prank, just not assholish crap passed off as a "prank"
Mint Aero wrote: » I disagree with the aforementioned previous 2 posters posted before me. It doesn't matter how small the prank is, it's every dick dick and harry thinking they can have a laugh at your expense. It's not on.
