LexieOnRale wrote: » Lying in bed after a tough day, sunshine beaming in through the window, adding lots of random stuff to your basket on asos and then just saying "**** it!" And just buying all of it rather than trying to narrow it down. Can't wait for it to all arrive
ShadowHearth wrote: » I still got keys from my Ex house, because I come over every few days to walk and spend some time with a dog. ( I cant keep him in a new house as I am sharing it ) So there was a notepad on table where, by the looks of it, she puts down her weight. Turns out she added 4kg since she gave me p45 and I lost 14.5kg. Made me a bit happy. ( I guess a bit in an asshole way )
Sadderday wrote: » Unless her new fella has a big heavy schlong
ShadowHearth wrote: » Then again. 4kg Shlong is impresive!
Old_-_School wrote: » When a tonsil stone gets dislodged and I eat it.