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well that escalated quickly!

mackeire

So last night I was sitting outside the chinese that I do deliveries for. A woman was in the chinese with her mother and 4 kids. The kids were running riot inside and outside the chinese. One of her kids threw something at my car and ran back into the chinese. I looked in at them and saw the woman smack the child on the side of the head. I got out of my car and had a look for any damage and then got back into my car.

The woman walked out of the chinese and came over to my car window. I was expecting an apology but instead she asked me if I had a problem and she told me it was only a lighter that hit my car. She then called me a weirdo and said that my car was a sh1t car. Then she said she'd knock the bollocks out of me. She said all this in her best junkie accent.

When they were leaving the chinese, the womans mother came up to me and apologised for her daughter being a scumbag.

Now don't get me wrong, I called the woman a junkie cnut and said she was a great example for her kids. I wasn't going to ring the gaurds or anything like that but an apology would have been nice.

Is this the way the majority of people has gone?

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jimgoose

wazky wrote: »

What kind of a weirdo sits outside eating establishments and peers in at the customers of an evening?

A delivery weirdo, usually.

wazky

jimgoose wrote: »

A delivery weirdo, usually.

Good cover story I suppose, how does he explained the dismembered limbs in the back though?.

mackeire

wazky wrote: »

Good cover story I suppose, how does he explained the dismembered limbs in the back though?.

Do you really think that there is chicken in your chicken balls?

end of the road

dose fordeigners takin our chicken balltz

jimgoose

wazky wrote: »

Good cover story I suppose, how does he explained the dismembered limbs in the back though?.

That'd be the beef curry, I'll warrant.

Badly Drunk Boy

wazky wrote: »

Good cover story I suppose, how does he explained the dismembered limbs in the back though?.

Today's starters.

Valetta

mackeire wrote: »

Now don't get me wrong, I called the woman a junkie cnut

She had the good foresight not to apologise.

whisky_galore

Scummers do be scumming, no surprises here.

mackeire

So I was sitting outside the same chinese the night before last. It was about 11pm and 5 older teens arrived to get food. They obviously came from the pub just up the road because they were carrying pint glasses.

One of them, a girl, took an empty pint glass and placed it on the road, about a foot from the path.
A car down the road and drove straight over it. It smashed under the cars wheel. The driver stopped their car, got out and inspected their wheel then got back in the car and drove off.
The girl then started cheering and said that that was exactly what she wanted to happen. Then they started high fiving each other.

A couple of minutes later, they took out markers and wrecked all the shop signs in the vicinity of the chinese.

Now Between this incident and last nights incident with the junkie woman screaming at me for her kid being a little sh1t, this is why I asked the question, is the the way the majority of people have gone!

Timberrrrrrrr

mackeire wrote: »

So I was sitting outside the same chinese the night before last. It was about 11pm and 5 older teens arrived to get food. They obviously came from the pub just up the road because they were carrying pint glasses.

One of them, a girl, took an empty pint glass and placed it on the road, about a foot from the path.
A car down the road and drove straight over it. It smashed under the cars wheel. The driver stopped their car, got out and inspected their wheel then got back in the car and drove off.
The girl then started cheering and said that that was exactly what she wanted to happen. Then they started high fiving each other.

A couple of minutes later, they took out markers and wrecked all the shop signs in the vicinity of the chinese.

Now Between this incident and last nights incident with the junkie woman screaming at me for her kid being a little sh1t, this is why I asked the question, is the the way the majority of people have gone!

Just move house!

mackeire

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Just move house!

I don't live in the chinese

Badly Drunk Boy

Sacrificing a pint glass to your deity, followed by changing the chromatic reflections of certain revered locations has been done centuries before the baby Jesus first ever belched.

RayCon

Unfortunately none of what you describe is surprising or shocking. Sh!theads everywhere.

Philo Beddoe

aaronjumper wrote: »

Hate to break it to you but if it has balls then it isn't a chicken. . .

Not all chickens are hens, aaronjumper.

DLMA23

Recondite49 wrote: »

Unfortunately, as with taking public transport, the price you pay for being around a takeaway is that you have to mingle with the dregs of the working class.

A few weeks a heavily pregnant teen came to sit next to me, introduced herself and when I tried to give her the old "phone off", she asked if she could borrow it to make a call. I told her (truthfully) I had no credit and was just reading a book.

I am an armchair Socialist so try not to be too alienated but it would be wonderful if there was some kind of process we could go through to prevent these peasants breeding... :-D

Socialist

Timberrrrrrrr

mackeire wrote: »

I don't live in the chinese

Well you seem to be there a lot!

aaronjumper

Philo Beddoe wrote: »

Not all chickens are hens, aaronjumper.

You win this round, damn you.

Wossack

mackeire wrote: »

So I was sitting outside the same chinese the night before last. It was about 11pm and 5 older teens arrived to get food. They obviously came from the pub just up the road because they were carrying pint glasses.

One of them, a girl, took an empty pint glass and placed it on the road, about a foot from the path.
A car down the road and drove straight over it. It smashed under the cars wheel. The driver stopped their car, got out and inspected their wheel then got back in the car and drove off.
The girl then started cheering and said that that was exactly what she wanted to happen. Then they started high fiving each other.

A couple of minutes later, they took out markers and wrecked all the shop signs in the vicinity of the chinese.

Now Between this incident and last nights incident with the junkie woman screaming at me for her kid being a little sh1t, this is why I asked the question, is the the way the majority of people have gone!

ah here, some sample size to be making such assertions.. All we can tell so far, is that people who go to chineses' are more likely to be unhinged cnuts

uch

I Pissed in the Parish Priest's Letter Box last night when I was off me Head, but other than that, Yiz are all Wierdo's

stoneill

Ahh the poor creature - he was only upset that he couldn't have a smoke with his ma and granny in the chinese as his lighter was empty.

ScumLord

The Peanut wrote: »

One of the lesser Irish accents?

It's basically what we in the country would call a Dublin accent.

Sunnyisland

mackeire wrote: »

The car is my mothers 01 Toyota Yaris. Black in colour, 74,000 miles. No damage (except for where the lighter hit) and serviced regularly.

I may be a weirdo but tis a grand car.

Chinese hate jap cars, could have been a set up, be carefull OP very carefull...

Sunnyisland

ScumLord wrote: »

It's basically what we in the country would call a Dublin accent.

Here head the ball wat u bleeden onabout

Pumpkinseeds

wazky wrote: »

Could we not have a bit of "outrage" first though before you come in with your common sense please.

I'll start off, she was a junkie from Nigeria who was using the dole to buy chicken balls and sweet and sour sauce.

Who's up next?

Hey, it's not a myth. I was in the post office last week and there were 2 guys ahead of me in the queue. One of them was in his 30's the other would have been in his late 50's or so. The younger lad was asking him if he still drank, which led to a discussion on how much the older fella drank. Apparently, and I quote '20 pints a day and 50 fags'. He was collecting his disability benefit. This led to a chat about whether he was still with the wife, he's not, he's being housed in a 3 bedroom rented house by himself.

Realt Dearg Sec

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Hey, it's not a myth. I was in the post office last week and there were 2 guys ahead of me in the queue. One of them was in his 30's the other would have been in his late 50's or so. The younger lad was asking him if he still drank, which led to a discussion on how much the older fella drank. Apparently, and I quote '20 pints a day and 50 fags'. He was collecting his disability benefit. This led to a chat about whether he was still with the wife, he's not, he's being housed in a 3 bedroom rented house by himself.

And then the Bus driver said he couldn't bring the buggy so he threw it in the liffey, am I right?

Shakespeare's Sister

Recondite49 wrote: »

Unfortunately, as with taking public transport, the price you pay for being around a takeaway is that you have to mingle with the dregs of the working class.

A few weeks a heavily pregnant teen came to sit next to me, introduced herself and when I tried to give her the old "phone off", she asked if she could borrow it to make a call. I told her (truthfully) I had no credit and was just reading a book.

I am an armchair Socialist so try not to be too alienated but it would be wonderful if there was some kind of process we could go through to prevent these peasants breeding... :-D

Sure you're a socialist, with language like "as with taking public transport, the price you pay for being around a takeaway is that you have to mingle with the dregs of the working class" and "it would be wonderful if there was some kind of process we could go through to prevent these peasants breeding".
I'm not denying there are scummy folks out there, but the above language... ain't that of a socialist, armchair or otherwise.

mackeire wrote: »

Now Between this incident and last nights incident with the junkie woman screaming at me for her kid being a little sh1t, this is why I asked the question, is the the way the majority of people have gone!

Still not the majority.

bitemeluis

mackeire wrote: »

The car is my mothers 01 Toyota Yaris. Black in colour, 74,000 miles. No damage (except for where the lighter hit) and serviced regularly.

I may be a weirdo but tis a grand car.

She still had her smarts about her - tis a shoite car

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

mackeire wrote: »

So I was sitting outside the same chinese the night before last. It was about 11pm and 5 older teens arrived to get food. They obviously came from the pub just up the road because they were carrying pint glasses.

One of them, a girl, took an empty pint glass and placed it on the road, about a foot from the path.
A car down the road and drove straight over it. It smashed under the cars wheel. The driver stopped their car, got out and inspected their wheel then got back in the car and drove off.
The girl then started cheering and said that that was exactly what she wanted to happen. Then they started high fiving each other.

A couple of minutes later, they took out markers and wrecked all the shop signs in the vicinity of the chinese.

Now Between this incident and last nights incident with the junkie woman screaming at me for her kid being a little sh1t, this is why I asked the question, is the the way the majority of people have gone!

Where the fcuk are you living? Compton?

wicklowstevo

you should have executed her for being a junkie scumbag, executed the mother for giving birth to her and executed the kids because they will only be a drain of the rest of econmey

0byme75341jo28

Recondite49 wrote: »

Unfortunately, as with taking public transport, the price you pay for being around a takeaway is that you have to mingle with the dregs of the working class.

A few weeks a heavily pregnant teen came to sit next to me, introduced herself and when I tried to give her the old "phone off", she asked if she could borrow it to make a call. I told her (truthfully) I had no credit and was just reading a book.

I am an armchair Socialist so try not to be too alienated but it would be wonderful if there was some kind of process we could go through to prevent these peasants breeding... :-D

Young woman > Pregnant > Says hello > Asks for lend of phone > Doesn't kick up a fuss when refused = Peasant.

Okay then.