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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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rawn

"Due to the fact that Facebook has chosen to involve software that will allow the theft of my personal information, I do declare the following: on this day, September 1st 2014, in response to the new Facebook guidelines and under articles L.111, 112 and 113 of the code of intellectual property, I declare that my rights are attached to all my personal data, drawings, paintings, photos, texts etc... published on my profile. For commercial use of the foregoing my written consent is required at all times.
Those reading this text can copy it and paste it on their Facebook wall. This will allow them to place themselves under the protection of copyright. By this release, I tell Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, broadcast, or to take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The actions mentioned above apply equally to employees, students, agents and/or other staff under the direction of Facebook.
The contents of my profile include private information. The violation of my privacy is punished by the law data protection act 1998 and 2008 (UCC 1 1-308 - 308 1 -103 and the Rome Statute). Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are invited to post a notice of this kind, or if you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you have not published this statement at least once, you will tacitly allow the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in your profile update"

Here we go again :pac:

shruikan2553

rawn wrote: »

"Due to the fact that Facebook has chosen to involve software that will allow the theft of my personal information, I do declare the following: on this day, September 1st 2014, in response to the new Facebook guidelines and under articles L.111, 112 and 113 of the code of intellectual property, I declare that my rights are attached to all my personal data, drawings, paintings, photos, texts etc... published on my profile. For commercial use of the foregoing my written consent is required at all times.
Those reading this text can copy it and paste it on their Facebook wall. This will allow them to place themselves under the protection of copyright. By this release, I tell Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, broadcast, or to take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The actions mentioned above apply equally to employees, students, agents and/or other staff under the direction of Facebook.
The contents of my profile include private information. The violation of my privacy is punished by the law data protection act 1998 and 2008 (UCC 1 1-308 - 308 1 -103 and the Rome Statute). Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are invited to post a notice of this kind, or if you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you have not published this statement at least once, you will tacitly allow the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in your profile update"

Here we go again :pac:

Well I guess I'll just rip up this terms of use you agreed to when you signed up.

yerwanthere123

rawn wrote: »

"Due to the fact that Facebook has chosen to involve software that will allow the theft of my personal information, I do declare the following: on this day, September 1st 2014, in response to the new Facebook guidelines and under articles L.111, 112 and 113 of the code of intellectual property, I declare that my rights are attached to all my personal data, drawings, paintings, photos, texts etc... published on my profile. For commercial use of the foregoing my written consent is required at all times.
Those reading this text can copy it and paste it on their Facebook wall. This will allow them to place themselves under the protection of copyright. By this release, I tell Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, broadcast, or to take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The actions mentioned above apply equally to employees, students, agents and/or other staff under the direction of Facebook.
The contents of my profile include private information. The violation of my privacy is punished by the law data protection act 1998 and 2008 (UCC 1 1-308 - 308 1 -103 and the Rome Statute). Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are invited to post a notice of this kind, or if you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you have not published this statement at least once, you will tacitly allow the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in your profile update"

Here we go again :pac:

If someone is stupid enough to believe one of these then they deserve to have their privacy invaded.

TheBunk1

Dem mogs on ..... .... road make me laugh as day say day dont like dem ppl but yet day lick arse I think its time I tell dem ppl wat der sayin bout dem as I like dem ppl.

El Weirdo

TheBunk1 wrote: »

Dem mogs on ..... .... road make me laugh as day say day dont like dem ppl but yet day lick arse I think its time I tell dem ppl wat der sayin bout dem as I like dem ppl.

"th"

RIP.

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

Husband to wife
you are amazing did you know that? you did? well...you are, you make me happier than i could have imagined love you babe now ends my public gush momemnt lol

Her response
I love you too my darling. There are never enough moments in the day to share with you. See you when you get home from work. You are an amazing husband and father my love and every day that I wake up next to you I am happier than the day before.

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

dee_mc

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

Husband to wife
you are amazing did you know that? you did? well...you are, you make me happier than i could have imagined love you babe now ends my public gush momemnt lol

Her response
I love you too my darling. There are never enough moments in the day to share with you. See you when you get home from work. You are an amazing husband and father my love and every day that I wake up next to you I am happier than the day before.

Barf. Ever hear of text messaging?

rawn

dee_mc wrote: »

Barf. Ever hear of text messaging?

They'd probably screenshot them.

bnagrrl

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

Husband to wife
you are amazing did you know that? you did? well...you are, you make me happier than i could have imagined love you babe now ends my public gush momemnt lol

Her response
I love you too my darling. There are never enough moments in the day to share with you. See you when you get home from work. You are an amazing husband and father my love and every day that I wake up next to you I am happier than the day before.

You are more irritating than a yeast infection. Did you know that? You did? Well... STFU then

Fluxfan

Status update: "What's my nationality?"

Reply: "Lol British hun XXX"

Op: "Thx always cnfuzed between that n Caucasian XXX"

She surprisingly spelt Caucasian right though in fairness...

skirtgirl

"Cant wait to see Woman on the inside next monday nite.. youd never no i could b on it i was recorded in there "

Comments range from "Ah what time is it on xx I better not be on it xx "to
"No ur face wnt b shown if u didn sign a form"

TheChevron

I laughed at this for a solid hour. Bonus if you can spot the correctly spelled name.

Greatest team of all time

Nib

"Wow Fuckin asylum seekers are refusing food supplied at a refuge centre in athlone, now these FUCKIN BASTARDS are not on hunger strike but NO they want food supplied FREE from their own country of origin. I for one would fill the Shannon with the shit. Time to take our country back. Michael Collins didn't fight and die for this ****."

No he didn't, but he did for you to sit on your arse all day collecting the dole?

ivytwine

TheChevron wrote: »

I laughed at this for a solid hour. Bonus if you can spot the correctly spelled name.

Greatest team of all time

Kenny Doglesh is a particular highlight... Pity they didn't spell it Dog-leash!

coolhull

TheChevron wrote: »

I laughed at this for a solid hour. Bonus if you can spot the correctly spelled name.

Greatest team of all time

To be fair he did spell Ian Rush properly.
Though it would have been hard to spell it incorrectly

NightOfTheHunt

rawn wrote: »

"Due to the fact that Facebook has chosen to involve software that will allow the theft of my personal information, I do declare the following: on this day, September 1st 2014, in response to the new Facebook guidelines and under articles L.111, 112 and 113 of the code of intellectual property, I declare that my rights are attached to all my personal data, drawings, paintings, photos, texts etc... published on my profile. For commercial use of the foregoing my written consent is required at all times.
Those reading this text can copy it and paste it on their Facebook wall. This will allow them to place themselves under the protection of copyright. By this release, I tell Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, broadcast, or to take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The actions mentioned above apply equally to employees, students, agents and/or other staff under the direction of Facebook.
The contents of my profile include private information. The violation of my privacy is punished by the law data protection act 1998 and 2008 (UCC 1 1-308 - 308 1 -103 and the Rome Statute). Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are invited to post a notice of this kind, or if you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you have not published this statement at least once, you will tacitly allow the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in your profile update"

Here we go again :pac:

These ones crack me up. Look at me! I'm so smart! I'm fighting the system!! Screw the big corporations man!

Tetra

"Heard it all now Muslims trying to get peppa pig banned. Piss off back to ur own country!!!! Any Muslims on my face book remove ur ass off my friends list!!!"

Friend 1: So gracefully put!

OP: "Makes me so mad they try and bring there believes into our country."

Friend 1: "Me too, predictions are that the uk will be a Muslim country by about 2040. That's what our kids and grand kids are gonna be faced with. It's really sad."

OP: "Makes u wonder why u bother to hav kids these days."

Friend 2: "Never they gonna tell me to stop eating bacon sandwiches soon.
Mind you heard roast Muslim Allah jihady style taste pretty nice."

OP: "Hahahaha lol"

Friend 3: "If the government don't sort it we are leaving. Not bringing my kids up in a muzzy rathole."

OP: "I don't blame u, it's a joke in England now"

Friend 2: "Hey come on where would we go everyone's hates English people that's why they all come here to live with us in our country
Cause they can't stand us , our ways or our country makes sense really NOT LOL !!!!"

Tetra

"11 Muslims cause problems on flight from Atlanta to Houston

This needs to go around, over and over. We need to learn !!!

Read entire story, we should be very, very concerned about this!
And to think that Fox News was the only channel that reported this. They may be "politically incorrect", but at least they had the courage to report it.

In my opinion, the Muslims are all getting very brave now.
Read XXXX's story below. Can you imagine, our own news media now are so politically correct that they are afraid to report that these were all Muslims?

Unbelievable. Thank God for people like xxxx.

XXXX is a diver at X...he happened to be on the AirTran Flight 297, from Atlanta to Houston . Here's his report :

One week ago, I went to Ohio on business and to see my father. On Tuesday, the 17th, I returned home. If you read the papers the 18th you may have seen a blurb about where an Air Tran flight was canceled from Atlanta to Houston due to a man who refused to get off of his cell phone before take- off.. The story was only on Fox News. That was NOT what really happened.

I was seated in 1st class coming home. Eleven Muslim men got on the plane in full Muslim attire. Two of them sat in 1st class and the rest seated themselves throughout the plane, in coach class, all the way to the back. As the plane taxied out to the runway, the stewardesses gave the safety spiel that we are all so familiar with.

At that time, one of the men in 1st class, got on his cell and called one of his companions back in coach. He proceeded to talk on the phone in Arabic very loudly and very, very aggressively. This activity took the 1st stewardess out of action for she repeatedly told the man that cell phones were not permitted at that time. He ignored her as if she were not there. The man, who answered the phone back in the coach section, did the same and this took out the 2nd stewardess. Further back in the plane, at the same time, two younger Muslims, one in the back on the aisle, and one sitting in front of him by the window, began to show footage of a porno video they had taped the night before. They were very loud about it.

The 3rd stewardess informed the two men that they were not to have any electronic devices on at this time. One of the men said "shut up infidel dog!"

The stewardess attempted to take the camcorder and the Muslim began to scream in her face in Arabic. At that exact moment, all eleven of the men got up and started to walk throughout the cabin. I guess that because of the noise, the flight crew must have decided that there was something amiss and changed the plane's directions to head back to the terminal.

The commotion and noise was reaching a feverish pitch, and at this point I had had enough! I got up and started towards the back of 1st class when I heard a voice behind me from another Texan twice my size, say, "I got your back." Then I grabbed the man, who had been on the cell phone, by the arm and said, "You WILL sit down in your seat or you WILL be thrown from this plane!" As I "led" him around me to take his seat, the fellow Texan grabbed him by the back of his neck and his waist and headed him back to his seat. I then grabbed the 2nd man and said, "You WILL do the same!"

He protested loudly, but my adrenaline was flowing now and he was going to go also. Just as I escorted him forward, the plane stopped, the doors opened and three TSA agents and four police officers entered the cabin. Myself and my new Texas friend were told to cease and desist for they had the situation under control.

I was quite happy to oblige, actually. There was still some sort of commotion in the back, but within moments, all eleven Muslim men were escorted off the plane. The TSA agents then had their luggage unloaded. We talked about the occurrence and were in disbelief that it had happened.

Then suddenly, the door opened again and in walked all eleven Muslim men! Stone faced, eyes front and robotic, (the only way I can describe it) and they were reseated. The stewardess from the back had been in tears and when she saw the men, she was having NONE of it! Since I was up front, I heard and saw the whole ordeal. She told the TSA agents that there was NO WAY she was staying on the plane with the Muslim men. The agent told her that they had searched the men and were going through their luggage with a fine tooth comb. However, nothing had been found and that the men were allowed to proceed on to Houston.

The captain and co-captain came out of the cockpit and told the agent, "We and our crew will not fly this plane!" After a word or two, the entire crew, luggage in tow, left the plane. Five minutes later, the cabin door opened again and a whole new crew walked on. Again, this was where I had had enough! I got up and asked the TSA agent: What the hell is going on?

I was told to take my seat. The airlines and TSA were sorry for the delay and we would be home shortly. I said, "I'm getting off this plane". The stewardess sternly told me that she could not allow me to get off. Now I'm really mad! I said, "I am a grown man who bought this ticket, whose time is mine, with a family at home, and I am going through that door, or I'm going through that door with you under my arm, but I AM going through that door!"

And then I heard a voice behind me say, "So am I!" Then everyone behind us started to get up and say the same thing. Within two minutes, I was walking off that plane where I was met by more TSA agents, who asked me to write a statement about the incident. I had five hours to kill at this point waiting for the next flight to Houston , so why the hell not give them my statement. Due to the amount of people who got off that flight, it was canceled. I was supposed to be in Houston at 6 PM, but I finally got there at 12:30 AM. If you don't believe this, look up the date and then Flight 297 from Atlanta to Houston.

If this wasn't a terrorism dry run, I don't know what is. The terrorists wanted to see how TSA would handle it, how the crew would handle it, and how the passengers would handle it. I'm telling this to you because I want you to know. The threat IS real. I saw it with my own eyes."

milltown

http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/flight297.asp

Just FYI

pc7

Loved the bit about Fox News reporting it

Wilberto

pc7 wrote: »

Loved the bit about Fox News reporting it

I did chuckle too when I read that part!!

Nib

Just been having a bit of a spring clean,
If for some reason you do not find yourself reading this, you didn't make the first cut.
I think there is a bit more dead wood knocking around somewhere though, feel free to delete me too,its just a feckin website

My pleasure, you insufferable wanker.

robbiezero

Nib wrote: »

My pleasure, you insufferable wanker.

Please please put that as a comment on his page.

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

Six years ago today the love of my life lost the most important man in his. To me, ***** ***** the first was a teacher, a coach, a resounding laugh heard in the halls and a fixture in my high school. The last time I saw Mr. *****, he was my teacher and I his student. Never in a million years would I have thought he would one day become my father-in-law. I feel a loss when thinking of the missed opportunity to know him as my husband's parent. I feel guilty and relived that mine are such a fixture in our daily lives. Yesterday, today, and tomorrow I will support you as you grieve my love.

3 days ago she filed a missing person's report on him when she couldn't contact him for a few hours, turns out he was sleeping off a hangover.

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

Ihatecuddles

August 30th

I am going to disappear from facebook for a long time. I have no clue when I will be returning, that I will not be neglecting my shop. I might pop on to play a game that I can't find elsewhere, but that is pretty much it.
If you need to get ahold of me, you should already have my number. I will also be accessible via email, but that is pretty much it. I just need some alone time. And far away from social media. I will actually be uninstalling my facebook app. I have no clue when I am returning, so please don't ask. Goodbye.

Next post was September 1st :pac:

Mam of 4

I dread the day I look in the thread and see a post that I think is one of my childrens

Generic Dreadhead

mauzo! wrote: »

August 30th

Next post was September 1st :pac:

"Welcome Back, we missed you, hope everything is better now, you seem in a better place, you needed the break"

Do it!!!!1

Ihatecuddles

Cormac... wrote: »

"Welcome Back, we missed you, hope everything is better now, you seem in a better place, you needed the break"

Do it!!!!1

He's seriously f*cked up! He put up a status complaining about how he never gets any likes, so he's deleting people who didn't like that status. He now has 18 friends.

I'm not one of them, but his facebook is public