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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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greentea is just wrong

Yea they are from west Belfast... Glamorous!

Not too sure how he was posting from prison to be honest. I think towards the end he got family visitation days, so perhaps that's how! Quality reading anyway (once deciphered)

pc7

Nearly as bad as this lad so!
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/convicted-criminal-on-the-run-taunts-prison-service-with-facebook-message-30541342.html

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

pc7 wrote: »

Nearly as bad as this lad so!
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/convicted-criminal-on-the-run-taunts-prison-service-with-facebook-message-30541342.html

Saw his name and all I could think of was Ricky Spanish from American Dad.

yerwanthere123

"F*cking scum, anybody who thinks theres piece is deluded. Get in your car drive for 3hours.to the north and believe me the sectarian attacks and murders are.still happening, last time I was in Belfast a little girlwas badly burned across the road for.the pub we where in it was a petrol bomb thrown in over the piece wall. I hate the c*nts.and the republic don't hear the.news and if we retaliate the British empire uses there media.to brainwash.the citizens.into calling us the terrorists!!!its a small island.its my country that I love and I won't stand for it. Il do.my bit. Sick c*nts f*ck off across the water. Ireland unfree shall never be at piece"

Fuk da britz!!!1

Bang_Bang

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"F*cking scum, anybody who thinks theres piece is deluded. Get in your car drive for 3hours.to the north and believe me the sectarian attacks and murders are.still happening, last time I was in Belfast a little girlwas badly burned across the road for.the pub we where in it was a petrol bomb thrown in over the piece wall. I hate the c*nts.and the republic don't hear the.news and if we retaliate the British empire uses there media.to brainwash.the citizens.into calling us the terrorists!!!its a small island.its my country that I love and I won't stand for it. Il do.my bit. Sick c*nts f*ck off across the water. Ireland unfree shall never be at piece"

Fuk da britz!!!1

I think she's missing a "piece" of his/her brain.

dee_mc

Bang_Bang wrote: »

I think she's missing a "peace" of his/her brain.

FYP

coolhull

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"F*cking scum, anybody who thinks theres piece is deluded. Get in your car drive for 3hours.to the north and believe me the sectarian attacks and murders are.still happening, last time I was in Belfast a little girlwas badly burned across the road for.the pub we where in it was a petrol bomb thrown in over the piece wall. I hate the c*nts.and the republic don't hear the.news and if we retaliate the British empire uses there media.to brainwash.the citizens.into calling us the terrorists!!!its a small island.its my country that I love and I won't stand for it. Il do.my bit. Sick c*nts f*ck off across the water. Ireland unfree shall never be at piece"

Fuk da britz!!!1

He/she may not be keen on our neighbours across the water, but he/she has a definite love for putting full stops in the wrong places.

And why did he/she wait till for hostilities to cease before offering to ''do.my bit'' ?

ivytwine

coolhull wrote: »

He/she may not be keen on our neighbours across the water, but he/she has a definite love for putting full stops in the wrong places.

And why did he/she wait till for hostilities to cease before offering to ''do.my bit'' ?

Probably because it was before they were born.

Smidge

I have an FB account but would never really post on it(use it as a way to keep in touch with friends who live abroad etc).
It never ceases to amaze me how people who should have better sense ie not teenagers, post their personal grievances on it.
I had just saw a post by someone and I know its about me but the person hasn't the guts to say it personally to me.
Although, the delicious irony is I couldn't care enough about them to rise to the bait

milltown

Smidge wrote: »

I have an FB account but would never really post on it(use it as a way to keep in touch with friends who live abroad etc).
It never ceases to amaze me how people who should have better sense ie not teenagers, post their personal grievances on it.
I had just saw a post by someone and I know its about me but the person hasn't the guts to say it personally to me.
Although, the delicious irony is I couldn't care enough about them to rise to the bait

Fcuk 'em. Ur H8rs r ur motiv8rs hun xox

MagicIRL

Smidge wrote: »

I have an FB account but would never really post on it(use it as a way to keep in touch with friends who live abroad etc).
It never ceases to amaze me how people who should have better sense ie not teenagers, post their personal grievances on it.
I had just saw a post by someone and I know its about me but the person hasn't the guts to say it personally to me.
Although, the delicious irony is I couldn't care enough about them to rise to the bait

mail me xox

KarlFitz01

Seen this on my news feed. :rolleyes:

I'm going to be watching to see who cares about friendship, like me. Thank you for being a part of my life. So, if you read this, leave ONE WORD as to how we met. DON'T SHARE!! Once you respond, I will inbox you this post to post on your wall. Only one word.

Wise Old Elf

KarlFitz01 wrote: »

Seen this on my news feed. :rolleyes:

Have seen that over that last day or so as well. Bolloxology!

KarlFitz01

Disco Stuart wrote: »

Have seen that over that last day or so as well. Bolloxology!

Well this person is always at it safe to say their deleted now!

Smidge

milltown wrote: »

Fcuk 'em. Ur H8rs r ur motiv8rs hun xox

Der al js jel hun de hvn nuttin betr to b doin wit demselfs :P

Custardpi

Smidge wrote: »

Der al js jel hun de hvn nuttin betr to b doin wit demselfs :P

Aaagh! :eek:

diograis

milltown wrote: »

Fcuk 'em. Ur H8rs r ur motiv8rs hun xox

A quote you probably didn't realise is from the literary genius of our modern age, the talented Nicki Minaj :pac:

Hotfail.com

"Like if you're anti-suicide!"

No, I'm very pro-suicide...

Smidge

Custardpi wrote: »

Aaagh! :eek:

If it makes you feel any better, it took me about 7/8 mins and several attempts to type that

fox_1973

Xxxxxxxx feeling meh

"The tots off Hvin to get up early in the Morin for skool run

fox_1973

Xxxxxxxx feeling meh

"The tots off Hvin to get up early in the Morin for skool run

ivytwine

fox_1973 wrote: »

Xxxxxxxx feeling meh

"The tots off Hvin to get up early in the Morin for skool run

I hope she/he doesn't look over the kids' homework!

shruikan2553

ivytwine wrote: »

I hope she/he doesn't look over the kids' homework!

sur y wud ye ned hmwrk? Skul s wast f tyme

Grayson

KarlFitz01 wrote: »

Seen this on my news feed. :rolleyes:

That appeared on mine as well. Needy cow.

Tetra

"So now my mom's all freaking out because there are 9,000 students coming from Africa to study over here. She thinks they're going to bring Ebola and all of America is going to die. She's calling it a "death wish". I get that she's overreacting BUT why the heck would they be allowing those students to come over here? Do they really want to cause mass chaos if there is an Ebola outbreak? Like I told my mom, students have been flying back and forth for a long time and Ebola has been a thing over there all that time too. But it's supposedly so bad that it just keeps spreading. They can't get a hold on it. So, as annoying as my mom's panic attacks are over stuff like this, I gotta be on her side with this one. America is being extremely STUPID. Or am I over-thinking the whole thing? 9,000 people is a lot of people that could potentially be carrying that disease. I know people are saying "but you can only get it through bodily fluids" but doesn't that include a sneeze? Or through sweat? Possibly leftover sweat on a seat? And how come there are people getting it just by kissing their relatives that have it? They're probably only kissing them on their heads."

Friend 1: I'm not worried

2: Have they been cleared to come in? If yes, I wouldn't worry about it.

3: Thousands of people are flying to America from Africa on commercial flights every day. Relax.

4: Where did she even see that? And Africa is a huge place. That would be like if Florida had an outbreak of disease that all of America would be at risk of carrying it.

Tetra

"Ah yes... Someone singing Christy Moore at the top of their lungs, outside your house at 20 to 3 in the morning can only mean the students are back in Galway."

diograis

shruikan2553 wrote: »

sur y wud ye ned hmwrk? Skul s wast f tyme

sur y go 2 skwl wen d guvrment givs out munny 4 free nyway?????

Fishyfreak

"anyone no any places hiren need a job"

mrsbyrne

Fishyfreak wrote: »

"anyone no any places hiren need a job"

Ring de soshul hun deyll pay ya.

rawn

"Due to the fact that Facebook has chosen to involve software that will allow the theft of my personal information, I do declare the following: on this day, September 1st 2014, in response to the new Facebook guidelines and under articles L.111, 112 and 113 of the code of intellectual property, I declare that my rights are attached to all my personal data, drawings, paintings, photos, texts etc... published on my profile. For commercial use of the foregoing my written consent is required at all times.
Those reading this text can copy it and paste it on their Facebook wall. This will allow them to place themselves under the protection of copyright. By this release, I tell Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, broadcast, or to take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The actions mentioned above apply equally to employees, students, agents and/or other staff under the direction of Facebook.
The contents of my profile include private information. The violation of my privacy is punished by the law data protection act 1998 and 2008 (UCC 1 1-308 - 308 1 -103 and the Rome Statute). Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are invited to post a notice of this kind, or if you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you have not published this statement at least once, you will tacitly allow the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in your profile update"

Here we go again :pac: