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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

danniemcq

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czechlin

danniemcq wrote: »

Don't you dare....

LizT wrote: »

What's it worth to you?

Mods' fight!:eek:

Everybody, come over here!!!!:D

danniemcq

LordChessington wrote: »

I hate it when mammy mod and daddy mod are fighting

Everything is fine, just go to your room and play some of those playbox 64 games or whatever you have

jimgoose

danniemcq wrote: »

Everything is fine, just go to your room and play some of those playbox 64 games or whatever you have

<Goose wanders off morosely in his jammies holding his favourite teddy. SNIFF!!>

LizT

danniemcq wrote: »

jeez my ribs are awfully sore.....

:p

Shut up -_-

eisenberg1

Last Saturday evening, I was enjoying a late supper with Mrs E, she was dining on a nice chicken korma, whilst I opted for a jolly good kebab, which I was enjoying with much gusto............until I got a sudden flash, yes flash, of gramar's dog's nether region.

Kebab went in the bin................

LizT

jimgoose wrote: »

<Goose wanders off morosely in his jammies holding his favourite teddy. SNIFF!!>

I'll be up to tuck you in soon son, don't worry.

jimgoose

LizT wrote: »

I'll be up to tuck you in soon son, don't worry.

Can I have milk and cookies??

:D:D

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Last Saturday evening, I was enjoying a late supper with Mrs E, she was dining on a nice chicken korma, whilst I opted for a jolly good kebab, which I was enjoying with much gusto............until I got a sudden flash, yes flash, of gramar's dog's nether region.

Kebab went in the bin................

Hee-hee! :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

gramar

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Last Saturday evening, I was enjoying a late supper with Mrs E, she was dining on a nice chicken korma, whilst I opted for a jolly good kebab, which I was enjoying with much gusto............until I got a sudden flash, yes flash, of gramar's dog's nether region.

Kebab went in the bin................

Believe it for not and do forgive my language but the fcukin bitch is still in heat. The poor dog I have is driven demented. Howling all day long. He sounds like he's auditioning for a role in Dances with Wolves 2 not to mention the chorus of howls from the other dogs around the village.

czechlin

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Last Saturday evening, I was enjoying a late supper with Mrs E, she was dining on a nice chicken korma, whilst I opted for a jolly good kebab, which I was enjoying with much gusto............until I got a sudden flash, yes flash, of gramar's dog's nether region.

Kebab went in the bin................

I knew what was going to happen by reaching the bold bit. I haven't been able to eat a kebab ever since. Damn you all involved in the kebab affair :mad:

danniemcq

LizT wrote: »

I'll be up to tuck you in soon son, don't worry.

Oh yeah thats right, you work on getting the kids on your side, typical LizT.

You are just like your mother

jimgoose

danniemcq wrote: »

Oh yeah thats right, you work on getting the kids on your side, typical LizT.

You are just like your mother

Here, I thought Boom_Bap was Pop-mod around hereabouts? Is he more of an eccentric uncle??

Czarcasm

jimgoose wrote: »

Here, I thought Boom_Bap was Pop-mod around hereabouts? Is he more of an eccentric uncle??

If you can't spot the eccentric uncle in the room...

gramar

jimgoose wrote: »

Can I have milk and cookies?? :D:D

Ye can have Eisenbergs kebab. Eating your words so to speak!

jimgoose

Czarcasm wrote: »

If you can't spot the eccentric uncle in the room...

Ah, go shove your head up yer arse and pretend to be a wheelbarrow!

jimgoose

gramar wrote: »

Ye can have Eisenbergs kebab. Eating your words so to speak!

Mmmm. And a side-order of ONW's pulled-pork! :pac::pac::pac:

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

Mmmm. And a side-order of ONW's pulled-pork! :pac::pac::pac:

Pulled pork, now there's a euphenism:D

LizT

jimgoose wrote: »

Can I have milk and cookies?? :D:D

Well now, we don't want you having a little "accident" again, do we?

danniemcq wrote: »

Oh yeah thats right, you work on getting the kids on your side, typical LizT.

You are just like your mother

How dare you bring Mammy into this!! She was so right about you.

jimgoose

LizT wrote: »

Well now, we don't want you having a little "accident" again, do we?...

Quite so. Did I not tell you ten times all you have to do is provide me with an acceptable commode? I am not aware of any other two-year-old since that idjit Warren Harding was rode out of town on a rail that has to put up with such degradation. Now fetch my comestibles forthwith and chop-chop, you insufferable cotton-headed termagant!!

danniemcq

LizT wrote: »

Well now, we don't want you having a little "accident" again, do we?

How dare you bring Mammy into this!! She was so right about you.

I shoulda married your sister

jimgoose

danniemcq wrote: »

I shoulda married your sister

You can talk, Father! I shall be requiring the new Cadillac V16 automobile-carriage quare lively, or else she hears all about you getting tucked in, not to mention your nappy changed, by the new scullery-maid with the hare-lip!!

czechlin

Is there some Big Boss Mod that could resolve this whole thing?
It's getting ridiculous. Getting mammys involved, children being neglected and the bloody title is still the same! :mad:

LizT

danniemcq wrote: »

I shoulda married your sister

JIMGOOSE ISN'T EVEN YOUR SON!!

czechlin

LizT wrote: »

JIMGOOSE ISN'T EVEN YOUR SON!!

:eek:

*hell broke loose, everybody hide*

jimgoose

LizT wrote: »

JIMGOOSE ISN'T EVEN YOUR SON!!

Well thank God for that. I was beginning to despair of my prospects. So who was it then - Rockefeller? Vanderbilt? Saints preserve us, that magnificent scoundrel Coolidge?

mickydoomsux

Lobbying organisations for the homeless and unemployed. By having organisations like that you are making both of these situations seem like they are legitimate permanent states for people to be in.

Let's have an Association for the Slightly Thirtsy and an Irish Society for People Who Are Sort of Tired Today.

czechlin

jimgoose wrote: »

Well thank God for that. I was beginning to despair of my prospects. So who was it then - Rockefeller? Vanderbilt? Saints preserve us, that magnificent scoundrel Coolidge?

It's Santa, jim, it's Santa...:pac:

danniemcq

jimgoose wrote: »

You can talk, Father! I shall be requiring the new Cadillac V16 automobile-carriage quare lively, or else she hears all about you getting tucked in, not to mention your nappy changed, by the new scullery-maid with the hare-lip!!

I'll show you Cadillac v16 ya cheeky wee fecker

/gets belt

jimgoose

danniemcq wrote: »

I'll show you Cadillac v16 ya cheeky wee fecker

/gets belt

Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

eisenberg1

LizT wrote: »

JIMGOOSE ISN'T EVEN YOUR SON!!

surely you don't mean......OH GOD, NO!!!