grundie wrote: » The postman who leaves a "Sorry, I missed You" card in our door even though he never made any attempt to knock because he couldn't be bothered bringing the parcel/packet with him. How do I know this? He told me "Sorry, I didn't want to bring it out with me so I left it at the depot so you can pick it up when you're ready".
26sdrawkcab wrote: » People who use incorrect tags on instagram. If I'm searching for #lowcarb why am I seeing home decor, gardens, clothes hauls and stupid stuff like that?
OldNotWIse wrote: » Parents in the park thinking my dog is there solely for their kids amusement, and encourage their kids to go over and touch the dog. Out walking one day with mum and we had two dogs with us. One, the terrier is not exactly a big fan of kids, having been kicked around by them in the past. The other one, big friendly eejit that she is loves them so much she'd send them flying in her enthusiasm to lick their faces off! So, not a good mix. Guy coming towards us holding a child that must have been less than two and when he sees the dogs...he puts the child down! I just know he is going to be one of those "pet the bow-wow" types and turns out he is. I can hear him saying "do you wanna go and touch the doggies?" to her. I end up having to scoop up the small dog and reign in the big one and cross over to the far side to give him the message - my dogs are not fuucking toys. How would these people feel if I saw their toddler and started saying to my dog, "look at the baby! Do you wanna go and touch the baby? Let's play tug!" :pac:
Fat Christy wrote: » People going from one machine to the other and leaving their smelly towel on the vacant machine so no one will take it, get on my tits. I nearly got into a bust up with some hunk one time. I took his towel off and threw on the ground. He was straight over in a split second saying he was using that machine. I didn't say anything, just turned around and gave him the look of death. I was about to floor him, but when he saw my face, he apologised and said 'Is it okay if we take turns in between reps?'. That was fine with me.
intellectual dosser wrote: » You'll enjoy this if you haven't seen it already. On the gym topic, I dont have the physique of a sack of melons but people who loiter on machines in a gym really annoys me. Happened last night so its very fresh in my mind. Yes, I can go say something to them, and I do, but why should I have to.
bobrawn20 wrote: » People who have been to the gym two or three times and automatically think they're experts on all health and gym related subjects.
Czarcasm wrote: » People who do ANYTHING a wet day and think it makes them an expert on the subject. Actually people in general who want you to know they are an expert in anything. That should be a disclaimer to let you know anything that what follows will be unfiltered, unyielding bullshìt. On the other end of the "smug bastard who knows fannyadams" scale, is the arse sniffer, you know - that guy who brown noses everyone thinking that he's "able to manipulate people", who still knows fcuk all. Call me "whizz kid" again you daft prick, it gets you nowhere. That plamasing only works on smug bastards with an ego only surpassed by their oversized potato head.
Gongoozler wrote: » I think the explanation for this is you wouldn't say I'm going to John house, it's Johns house. Therefore I am going to tescos. I say it and will continue to
czechlin wrote: » Why do Irish people say TescoS??? There's no 's', it's Tesco. It baffles me more than bothers me.
OldNotWIse wrote: » They do the same with babies - expecting you to be all smiley when their big baldy potato head laughs.
