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Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Frigga_92

Hope it's okay to start the new thread (not sure if mods have to do it).

I posted this right at the end of the last thread so just carrying it over as it has me driven demented.

I have a question on this subject.

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(my first thread on boards :cool: )

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blinkey 101

people on Facebook starting a sentence with "i cant believe "

i cant believe my johnny is 12 today so proud of him .

i cant believe i bought a new phone cost me €500.

i cant believe I'm going on holidays to Spain for 2 whole weeks !

**** off i don't care!! And why don't you believe it? ffs you bought it you book it hes you're son so believe it !!!!!!!!!!!!!
:mad:

siblers

People who eat pizza with a knife and fork, it's just wrong.

Dial Hard

Accidentally stepping on a snail. Not only do you squish the poor fcuker, you also stab him to death with pieces of his own gaff.

Plus, the noise. Vom.

Rochester

People with long hair closely examining their split ends. Cut them off people and use conditioner.:)

eisenberg1

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Then I'll have to commit and find a meaning for 'Mediterranean'......
to engage in thought or contemplation; reflect.

'Indian' - the part of the car that makes it drive

'Arctic' - a type of monkey?

In the Ageing Sea....

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

T...'Arctic' - a type of monkey?

No, silly - an Arctic is a tcruck with a tcrailer, and an Antarctic is a rigid HGV.

Boom_Bap

jimgoose wrote: »

You should have a go at convincing him that "atlantic" means the opposite, i.e. vague, general. :pac:

Then I'll have to commit and find a meaning for 'Mediterranean'......
to engage in thought or contemplation; reflect.

'Indian' - the part of the car that makes it drive

'Arctic' - a type of monkey?

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

There's a manager in my place of work that says this all the time. He says it alot, he knows he is saying it wrong, as there is always a small pause before he says it, then repeats it immediatley.
I think the pause is to think about what the correct way is, and he believes pacific is, the the repeat is to confirm to himself that it's the correct way.

You should have a go at convincing him that "atlantic" means the opposite, i.e. vague, general. :pac:

Boom_Bap

mickydoomsux wrote: »

Wow, that's a "very pacific" amount of time

There's a manager in my place of work that says this all the time. He says it alot, he knows he is saying it wrong, as there is always a small pause before he says it, then repeats it immediatley.
I think the pause is to think about what the correct way is, and he believes pacific is, the the repeat is to confirm to himself that it's the correct way.

Conall Cernach

Now this is incredibly trivial but then that is the name of the thread.

When something is described in adverts as lasting "two times longer" or "kills two times as many germs" etc. It should be "twice as long".

blinkey 101

Dogs next door barking none ****ing stop morning noon and night 3 dogs the size of horses in a tiny garden :-( I just need sleep :-(.........!!!!! Sleep just sleep few hours no dogs barking I feel like jumping the wall with a samurai sword in my Yfronts . And to top it of the guy who owns them sleeps in the front of the house and gives me a big hello good morning and a smile . While I have bags under my eyes down to my knees !!!!! The bastard !

jimgoose

mickydoomsux wrote: »

Wow, that's a "very pacific" amount of time

Nnggggggaaaaaggggghhh!!! :mad::mad::mad:

Chancer3001

Those fuking recorded voices at the start when you phone up companies.

Please listen to the following options....

And then some of them even play a 30 second advert too.

Dicks!!

jimgoose

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I need some fresh air, I've got a thumping headache after browsing online for a new fridge freezer. All the ones that I like are either out of stock or anywhere between 16 and 22 days delivery:mad::(

Trivial annoyance: Waiting for my horrible old Servis fridge-freezer to kick the bucket, so I can buy one of those awsome Liebherr American-style ones. Unfortunately the stupid thing appears to be my kitchen's answer to the Terminator. Die, you bastard!!

Pumpkinseeds

I need some fresh air, I've got a thumping headache after browsing online for a new fridge freezer. All the ones that I like are either out of stock or anywhere between 16 and 22 days delivery

:mad::(

mickydoomsux

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

People who can't speak properly "six monthly expiratory date"

Wow, that's a "very pacific" amount of time

Oops69

iDave wrote: »

People who don't know the difference between O and 0.

Oh 0h

0ops 69

Frigga_92

People who can't speak properly "six monthly expiratory date"

LynnGrace

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Now you are just being cromulent:D

Oh good, I've always wanted to be

. I'm going to add that to my cv.

Trivial thing - maybe not that trivial, drivers who speed up approaching pedestrian crossings, taking it as a personal challenge to get through.
I had to step back quickly this morning, as I was crossing because of some inbred sub human turd, who could see that I was already on the crossing, and sped up. Probably doesn't know which is the accelerator, and which is the brake.
I was fit to be tied.

Oops69

Multipacks of crisps , the packets are always significantly smaller than the separately sold packets so you feel the need to open a second packet as a single pack never fully hits the crisp-craving spot , robbing deceiving bastards .

KungPao

iDave wrote: »

People who don't know the difference between O and 0.

Which reminds me...the pain of communicating a phone number (with older people generally)....

So whats the number?

Oh now, I have it here, it's: oh eight....seven, twenty-four oh thirty oh one.

Argh!

czechlin

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I am getting more of a Clint Eastwood vibe than Liam Neeson...:D

Oh that I do not mind!

eisenberg1

czechlin wrote: »

*I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But if you'll keep putting ideas in their heads, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.*

said in her hoarse voice... :cool:

I am getting more of a Clint Eastwood vibe than Liam Neeson...:D

iDave

People who don't know the difference between O and 0.

czechlin

Jake1 wrote: »

call 1-800-czechlin

*I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But if you'll keep putting ideas in their heads, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.*

said in her hoarse voice... :cool:

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czechlin wrote: »

The kind of sore throat that makes you sound like you were living off booze and smokes for a decade. And the fact that some people like the sound of it and want to chat even more. Bugger off, this week I'm a woman of very few words :mad:

call 1-800-czechlin

honeygirl

The old fella across the road keeps giving out to me telling me I don't walk the dog enough. Just because I don't walk past your house doesn't mean I don't walk the dog... Now fcuk off and mind your own business.

jimgoose

Alexei Sayle did an album called "Panic" in 1985. One track on it called "Romford Bypass" completely cracked me up many years ago, about your stereotypical English sportsbike hooligan - "So I dropped it down a cog, gave it an 'andfull an' I was lee-aaarfing an' me mate was lee-aaarfing, innit?!? Then the girlfriend got 'er 'ead taken off by a low bridge, but I was lee-aaarfing, innit?". I don't think it even exists on CD, never mind electronic copy anywhere. This has me trivially but no less properly annoyed. I want it, gods-damn it!! :mad:

KungPao

After using a vaporizer exclusively for well over 100 days, 100% off tobacco, and doing really really well...suddenly getting cravings and instead of looking in pity at smokers slowly killing themselves, starting to envy them as they sip their coffee and get a couple of lungs full of delicious smoke.

Damn, tobacco is ruddy addictive.

Stay away from them cigarettes, kids!

czechlin

The kind of sore throat that makes you sound like you were living off booze and smokes for a decade. And the fact that some people like the sound of it and want to chat even more. Bugger off, this week I'm a woman of very few words :mad: