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BLOODY GIANT SPIDER ON ME

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Oh my god I can't breath I looked down and this massive spider was crawling his way up and sitting on my shoulder UGH I hate SPIDERS SO MUCH.. The little bastards! Anyone else feel the same?

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john the one

Just nuke the site from orbit. Should fix the problem

Tar.Aldarion

Mind them less and less as time goes on, harmless little buggers in Ireland for the most part.

One was crawling on my hand having the craic yesterday, fair play to him.

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Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

Go on.....

Pumpkinseeds

Deleted User wrote: »

Go on.....

Not much to tell really. I coaxed it on to the floor, trapped it in a pint glass and put him out the window to continue on with his spidy work of killing insects. We keep a pint glass upstairs for putting spiders out:)

Dramatik

GrayFox208 wrote: »

Oh my god I can't breath I looked down and this massive spider...

Relax, it's only a spider. Just pop him in your mouth and be done with it.

Tiddlypeeps

I'm deathly afraid of spiders. A couple of weeks ago I was about to leave for work when I felt a tickle on my shoulder blade. There is a mirror by the front door so I turned around already panicking to see this giant spider, like 4/5 inches in diameter. One of those horrible house spiders with the thick legs that you usually only see around August/September. I freaked out, he was just out of reach for me to brush off too. So I was screeching in the hallway for a good 5 minutes dancing around trying to brush my back off the banisters on the stairs before I eventually spotted him on the ground. I'd say I looked ridiculous, was absolutely terrifying tho.

Mr. CooL ICE

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Don't worry, that's just an urban myth

Exactly. It's 5 per night.

Not afraid of spiders, but if I see one, it has to die. More of a territorial thing than anything else.

Paddy Cow

BeerWolf wrote: »

Spiders are fine, try cockroaches...

Like this fella: LINK ! :pac:

I'll see your cockroaches and raise you flying cockroaches *shudder*

Nemeses

Why are we talking about spiders

ScumLord

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

I bet there are no flies on you though.

I'm another that hates flies more than spiders. I especially hate them tiny flies that fly with their body vertical and just hover in front of your face trying to annoy you. There's nothing you can do about them because they're so light when you swipe at them the air pressure automatically moves them out of the way. then they just come back flying in your face like they're challenging you. I'd like to have some sort of jumping nose spider that could come out and kill the fly as needed.

Galwayguy35

They never seem to be able to catch the Bluebottles, horrible yokes and hard to kill.

Mr. CooL ICE

Last saturday morning, my sleep-in was interrupted by a the tickle from a spider running up my chest. I woke up in fright, realised it was running across to the pillow for cover so quickly grabbed it. Went to the bathroom, wrapped it in toilet paper and threw it down the bowl. Then I took a piss on it, cleaned up and went back to bed.

Any 8-legged fecker that invades my personal space should expect death. And a posthumous golden shower.

AlanS181824

I'm petrified of spiders, bloody thought of the feckers... Grrr

B0jangles

My latest deathly spider-related fear is that I'll be washing my face and then I'll grab a towel to dry off only to find that there was a spider hiding in it that I've just squashed onto my face.

DoesNotCompute

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

Pics or thread is worth nothing

Paddy Cow

B0jangles wrote: »

My latest deathly spider-related fear is that I'll be washing my face and then I'll grab a towel to dry off only to find that there was a spider hiding in it that I've just squashed onto my face.

Better your face than your hair. I have long curly hair which is a spiders dream. One night my hair was down and when I looked in the mirror I could see a massive spider on the top of my head. Instantly I shook my hair out but I couldn't see the spider on the floor, so que hysterics from me and I made someone come up and wash my hair while I leaned over the bath, too afraid to touch my own hair in case the spider came to get me :rolleyes:

They were p!ssing themselves laughing the whole time while I thought I might have to shave my head. I'm ashamed to say I'm not sure if I'd react any differently if it happened again

Nemeses

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Better your face than your hair. I have long curly hair which is a spiders dream. One night my hair was down and when I looked in the mirror I could see a massive spider on the top of my head. Instantly I shook my hair out but I couldn't see the spider on the floor, so que hysterics from me and I made someone come up and wash my hair while I leaned over the bath, too afraid to touch my own hair in case the spider came to get me :rolleyes:

They were p!ssing themselves laughing the whole time while I thought I might have to shave my head. I'm ashamed to say I'm not sure if I'd react any differently if it happened again

Set it on fire.

You'll be fine - Trust me

The Pheasant2

Despise flies with every fibre of my being so I don't mind spiders whatsoever - they provide a valuable service

Arthur Beesley

GrayFox208 wrote: »

Oh my god I can't breath I looked down and this massive spider was crawling his way up and sitting on my shoulder UGH I hate SPIDERS SO MUCH.. The little bastards! Anyone else feel the same?

For some unknown reason I had assumed you were female. Until I saw your thread about getting your girlfriend pregnant and getting engaged to her.

Reiketsu

This thread makes me want to cry, I hate spiders. About a month back my 7 year old daughter lifted one without me noticing and then put it in a Kinder Surprise egg and got me to open it, wee shyte!

Poochie05

Reiketsu wrote: »

This thread makes me want to cry, I hate spiders. About a month back my 7 year old daughter lifted one without me noticing and then put it in a Kinder Surprise egg and got me to open it, wee shyte!

My mother is terrified of spiders. When they were younger, my brothers used to tie tomato stalks to thread and hang them in the kitchen presses, so they swung out when she opened them. cue hysterical screams and running around the kitchen and that was just them laughing at her reaction, never failed!

Seriously though, it's not funny. I'm kind of better with them now but time was I couldn't handle them at all. Now at least I'm brave enough to splat them! Getting close enough to put them outside is still a challenge though.

AlanS181824

Found the perfect picture to represent my feelings towards Spiders...

Tiddlypeeps

B0jangles wrote: »

My latest deathly spider-related fear is that I'll be washing my face and then I'll grab a towel to dry off only to find that there was a spider hiding in it that I've just squashed onto my face.

That totally happened to me a few months ago! My eyesight is terrible too, so with no glasses on after just getting out of the shower I didn't see the damn thing till it was right in my face

I'm fairly certain they can smell fear and are out to get me, I have way more run in's with them like that than the average person.

Pat Mustard

Mama spider carrying her babies.

http://gizmodo.com/5869597/this-is-the-creepiest-image-of-a-spider-you-will-ever-see

Tiddlypeeps

The Mustard wrote: »

Mama spider carrying her babies.

http://gizmodo.com/5869597/this-is-the-creepiest-image-of-a-spider-you-will-ever-see

Why did I click that! And just before bed too.

Teyla Emmagan

The Mustard wrote: »

Mama spider carrying her babies.

http://gizmodo.com/5869597/this-is-the-creepiest-image-of-a-spider-you-will-ever-see

I would scream the neighbourhood down if I actually saw one of those in real life, but abstractly speaking, that is fantastic.

Zed Bank

People who don't kill spiders and just put them outside. Ha. Good luck.

Zed Bank

Poochie05 wrote: »

My mother is terrified of spiders. When they were younger, my brothers used to tie tomato stalks to thread and hang them in the kitchen presses, so they swung out when she opened them. cue hysterical screams and running around the kitchen and that was just them laughing at her reaction, never failed!

Seriously though, it's not funny. I'm kind of better with them now but time was I couldn't handle them at all. Now at least I'm brave enough to splat them! Getting close enough to put them outside is still a challenge though.

My mam was the same, and I think thats where my phobia stems from. Fear is not the word, I am absolutely terrified of them, can't even look at a picture without having a panic attack.

Miss.Mayhem

I used to be so terrified of them when I was younger. I once got stuck in a room for 3 hours bursting for the loo all because there was a spider on the door handle. lol.

I'm a lot better with them now. I usually kill them on first sight. I would never let them live in case they had babies! lol

Galwayguy35

Zed Bank wrote: »

People who don't kill spiders and just put them outside. Ha. Good luck.

Thats what I do.