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Help find the name of a story xoxo

Timmyctc

Right. So After Hours is the most helpful place in the world right?

I read what I believe was a short story (unlikely but possibly an excerpt from a longer story) years ago in the paper and I always thought it was one of the best short stories I had ever read. Only problem is I remember very few details at this point in time. So I need AH to help.

The Basic premise is that of a young girl (maybe on holidays) at the beach alone. She falls and scrapes herself I think and comes across a man (He may have been a family friend and/or he may have been a Doctor) Either way he lives nearby. They retire to his abode whereupon he tries the moves but not in an overt rapey way.
Just a totally inappropriate way. After their brief encounter (I think it was a once off encounter) the girl returns home whereupon after a brief conversation with her mother it becomes apparent the girl is overweight, unpopular and unattractive. HOWEVER, the girl gets a new found sense of confidence from the creepy encounter.

DISCLAIMER: This story could potentially not exist.

Please help soothe my weary mind.

DISCLAIMER PART 2: I realise reading this back it sounds like a **** story. Understand I am **** at explaining things.

First one to find the story for me wins the mystery box.
Or the Washer Dryer combo

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--LOS--

He tries the moves but not in a rapey way

hahahah I think you should become a writer yourself OP.

It's sounds more like a movie I've seen or something......

The_Pretender

My average Wednesday night.

[Deleted User]

Out of Africa I think it was called

pebbles21

Why is a can of Coke in the fridge in the local Topaz €1.07, but yet two feet away its four cans for €2 ?

Timmyctc

Snotaul Goodman wrote: »

Out of Africa I think it was called

****er :P Here I was frantically googling that, slightly erect at the thought of getting this hardcore word porn I've been searching for, for years, only to be put face to face with Meryl Streep.

The Backwards Man

Timmyctc wrote: »

Right. So After Hours is the most helpful place in the world right?

I read what I believe was a short story (unlikely but possibly an excerpt from a longer story) years ago in the paper and I always thought it was one of the best short stories I had ever read. Only problem is I remember very few details at this point in time. So I need AH to help.

The Basic premise is that of a young girl (maybe on holidays) at the beach alone. She falls and scrapes herself I think and comes across a man (He may have been a family friend and/or he may have been a Doctor) Either way he lives nearby. They retire to his abode whereupon he tries the moves but not in an overt rapey way.
Just a totally inappropriate way. After their brief encounter (I think it was a once off encounter) the girl returns home whereupon after a brief conversation with her mother it becomes apparent the girl is overweight, unpopular and unattractive. HOWEVER, the girl gets a new found sense of confidence from the creepy encounter.

DISCLAIMER: This story could potentially not exist.

Please help soothe my weary mind.

DISCLAIMER PART 2: I realise reading this back it sounds like a **** story. Understand I am **** at explaining things.

First one to find the story for me wins the mystery box.
Or the Washer Dryer combo

Film, not a newspaper article.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8VNS3GQsMo

Sir Arthur Daley

pebbles21 wrote: »

Why is a can of Coke in the fridge in the local Topaz €1.07, but yet two feet away its four cans for €2 ?

And at 2 feet away how much is one can?

Timmyctc

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

And at 2 feet away how much is one can?

One can imagine that one can's price wouldn't be effected by the distance one can stand from it.

Sir Arthur Daley

Timmyctc wrote: »

One can imagine that one can's price wouldn't be effected by the distance one can stand from it.

Maybe 2 Feet Away is a new convience store?

Timmyctc

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Maybe 2 Feet Away is a new convience store?

Sir Arthur Daley

Rrright.

biko

"The wind in the willows"

stefan idiot jones

Hachi - A Dog's Tale

Alf. A. Male

If that was one of the best stories you've ever read then you really need to read a lot more.

gramar

I think the man in the story is Rolf Harris.

Duckworth_Luas

Sounds like that early episode of Home and Away where Alf Stewart molested Sally Fletcher!

gramar

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Sounds like that early episode of Home and Away where Alf Stewart molested Sally Fletcher!

"flamin' mongrel"

Not that one

You big Gallah

OldGoat

This thread need Trent.

Wossack

Was it adapted into a film? Sounds like Operation Dumbo Drop

Canis Lupus

OldGoat wrote: »

This thread need Trent.

But no one died and there was no mention of hats.

Maximus Alexander

pebbles21 wrote: »

Why is a can of Coke in the fridge in the local Topaz €1.07, but yet two feet away its four cans for €2 ?

Probably because, most of the time, people only want one can.

OldGoat

Canis Lupus wrote: »

But no one died and there was no mention of hats.

That's why the thread needs Trent. :cool:

solomafioso

Sounds a little like "The Yellow Room"...?

The Master

"Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp"

Larianne

George from the Famous Five?

Ficheall

Timmyctc wrote: »

One can imagine that one can's price wouldn't be effected by the distance one can stand from it.

You pay for convenience. I have a can of Coke here in Birmingham - how much would you be willing to pay for ownership of said can of Coke?

Mr. CooL ICE

Basic Instinct?

The_Captain

Keeping an eye on this thread for when OP ends up on RTE News

anncoates

Whenever I read xoxo I momentarily think it says Oxo.

Just thought I'd point that out.