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Blue bottle flies.........I kill you.

robertxxx

It's that time of year when I have the back door open and all I hear is buzzzzz buzzzz f'ing buzzzz while watching TV.

I have moved my bins to the front/side of my house but they are persist little feckers.

What do the wise boards members recommend to kill them, I don't want to get lung damage from fly spray.

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Mince Pie

Evil little winged bástards! Get one of those zappers you see in the butchers and position it by a door. They will fly to the light and die!

o1s1n

robertxxx wrote: »

It's that time of year when I have the back door open and all I hear is buzzzzz buzzzz f'ing buzzzz while watching TV.

I have moved my bins to the front/side of my house but they are persist little feckers.

What do the wise boards members recommend to kill them, I don't want to get lung damage from fly spray.

I have a Venus fly trap in the conservatory by the back door and he munches them all right up.

oppenheimer1

robertxxx wrote: »

It's that time of year when I have the back door open and all I hear is buzzzzz buzzzz f'ing buzzzz while watching TV.

I have moved my bins to the front/side of my house but they are persist little feckers.

What do the wise boards members recommend to kill them, I don't want to get lung damage from fly spray.

The only way to get rid of them is to remove the source.

Move and\or seal your bins.

Nforce

Phalanx Close in weapons system should do the job...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmUfiPRrbMw

Neighbours have one to keep the gulls away from the silage

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

The problem is not so much the bluebottles but you yourself. What is causing the flies? As bluebottles deposit their eggs in decomposing organic matter, their appearance that decomposing matter is present nearby. Do you tie up your rubbish bags properly and is the bin sealed? Is there a break in a sewage pipe? Is food left out in the open? Something attracts them and just blaming the bi s is not enough. My black bin only goes out every couple of months but I have no problem with flies.
Look to the cause rather than for an unobtainable cure.

Taxburden carrier

o1s1n wrote: »

I have a Venus fly trap in the conservatory by the back door and he munches them all right up.

I've got a cat who does the same thing !

gugleguy

robertxxx wrote: »

It's that time of year when I have the back door open and all I hear is buzzzzz buzzzz f'ing buzzzz while watching TV.

I have moved my bins to the front/side of my house but they are persist little feckers.

What do the wise boards members recommend to kill them, I don't want to get lung damage from fly spray.

otherwise known blue ass flies. go onto YouTube and look for a video about killing them without the use of a spray.You might be more successful searching with the blue ass term as used stateside.

bumper234

Spiders

Lots and lots of spiders

wexie

Can of Lynx and a lighter, not only will you get rid of the flies, you can do your bit for world peace.

punisher5112

I prefer the burn em all aproach now saying this sometimes the plan backfires and end up burning other things aswell

crockholm

Put a Bounty on their fat Little arses and any kids/Dog the Bounty hunter types will sort em for ya

Duff

Why are you sitting inside watching telly on a day like that anyway?

DEFTLEFTHAND

Poor little flies, please don't kill them, they're cute and buzzy.

dee_mc

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Poor little flies, please don't kill them, they're cute and buzzy.

Aw, yeah, and the way they constantly vomit thereby spreading disease... adorable stuff.

gugleguy

dee_mc wrote: »

Aw, yeah, and the way they constantly vomit thereby spreading disease... adorable stuff.

As well as poop.

dee_mc

gugleguy wrote: »

As well as poop.

And wee, don't forget wee. They also lay their eggs all over the place. Unhygienic little blighters.

Fred Swanson

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Renegade Mechanic

No one just takes a day to go absolutely nuts with a fly swat anymore?

dee_mc

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

No one just takes a day to go absolutely nuts with a fly swat anymore?

My neighbour is the fly-swatting Queen, got her one of these last year, endless fun!
http://www.maplin.co.uk/p/electronic-fly-swatter-l91aw

spongebob89

Thats why i now love spiders and leave them be in my house to capture and eat the bastrads

Mech1

Get 2 wooden blocks about 2 1/2 inch square.

Paint one block red,

Paint the other one blue.

Number the blocks. number 1 the red block and number 2 the blue block.

Place fly on block number 1, (the red one).

Strike fly sharply with the number 2 block, (blue one).

Repeat as ness.

LETHAL LADY

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I've one of these electric flyswatters, purchased for a massive €2. It's great fun killing the little buggers and keeps me fit too. A word of warning though, the smell of a blue bottle frying on it is horrific.

MadsL

I have one of these. Works, not perfectly but it is huge fun...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oYl-Lm9a6U

dee_mc

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

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I've one of these electric flyswatters, purchased for a massive €2. It's great fun killing the little buggers and keeps me fit too. A word of warning though, the smell of a blue bottle frying on it is horrific.

They're great fun! The lady i gave it to is a bit of a sadist, she prefers to nearly kill them and watch them suffer for a few seconds before zapping them again :eek:

ahnowbrowncow

o1s1n wrote: »

I have a Venus fly trap in the conservatory by the back door and he munches them all right up.

Screw the blue bottles, I want to hear about this venus fly trap.

You must get up to all sorts of merriment with it, spill the beans.

Skill Magill

Just ordered one of these Professional Pro Zap 30W Ultra Violet Indoor Fly Zapper Insect Killer Pest Control

Fry little Flie Fry!!

Aglomerado

They are a royal pain in the arse but I still prefer them to fukkin' wasps!

FutureGuy

My cat takes care of them in absolutley spectacular fcuking fashion.

We had one a few months ago at the top of the curtain in the living room. The cat sat at the bottom for about 30 seconds, sizing it up, before leaping up and catching it in it's mouth.

bzzzzzzcrunch

steamengine

If you want to get rid of blue bottles, then why not just paint them green or some other colour?

BeerWolf

What OP needs is this:

The Salt Gun

:pac:

Edit - helps if I read through pages, someone already posted this on 2nd page >_<;