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BOARDS - The Movie

rockbeast

Who will be in it?

What's the plot?

I'm going for Jason Statham as The Facekicker:D

Now whose faces is he kicking and why... and who's the love interest???

Will there be a sequel or a trilogy???

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IvaBigWun

Seeing as they're both a little crazy and bold, Drew Barrymore to play Mauzo

Paddy Cow

rockbeast wrote: »

Who will be in it?

What's the plot?

I'm going for Jason Statham as The Facekicker:D

Now whose faces is he kicking and why... and who's the love interest???

Will there be a sequel or a trilogy???

The plot is that Facekicker is the leader of a large gang of bad asses who go around messing with governments and causing general upheaval. They use boards.ie to communicate with each other. They can't be tracked or stopped and use boards as a recruiting ground.

Ihatecuddles

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Seeing as they're both a little crazy and bold, Drew Barrymore to play Mauzo

I look nothing like her thank f*ck

IvaBigWun

mauzo! wrote: »

I look nothing like her thank f*ck

This I know but the rest is true

Bipolar Joe

The plot to Boards II: 2 After, 2 Hours is people looking for the first movie, which was never made due to the thread being unceremoniously deleted.

Seedy Arling

orangesoda wrote: »

Monsters of Jizz

It will also involve faces, i'm sure you can guess the rest

There'll be no sex in it, just a bunch of ill informed dweebs arguing with each other over nonsense.

fro9etb8j5qsl2

Sylvester Stallone to play Facekicker!!!

TeddyTedson

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

No.

Joking

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Liam Neeson as DeV.
Penn Jillette as Dav.
Nicolas Cage as everyone else.

errlloyd

I'd like it to be a psyche thriller, something like Momento or Fight Club.

Perhaps (not unlike fight club), a camera which follows the seemingly unrelated, or only minorly related stories of two characters. The first (A) - a real person, nerdy figure, works from home, mostly lonely. The second is the successful, funny, down with the ladies man.

The second (B) doesn't actually exist, its just the fantasy of how the first portrays himself on boards. Half of B's life is directly made up by A and posted in various threads. So for instance if A talks about his job in a thread, he's making it up, that will be Bs job. The actually personality of B comes from how A posts. So A is a brilliant and witty poster, that makes B a brilliant and witty person. Even if A's jokes are just reposts, and his brilliance is just wikipedia, the way those jokes appear (naturally funny and beyond genius) are how B looks to the outside world.

The story of the film is that through various things, beers nights, continuity errors in his posts, factual mistakes, B's story begins to unravel on boards. On film this will be reflected in his reality beginning to fall a bits, (like "glitches in the Matrix" or like when people begin to question why you're in the dream in "Inception") if you like. A in real life begins to track down the posters who are unravelling B's world and kill them in real life. Eventually leading A to murder B's love interest - who is of course his own love interest.

My only problem is that I have horrifically negative stereotyped the exact person I am.

Cupcake_Crisis

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Joking

Still no! Mainly because I hate to be the bearer of bad news :P

TeddyTedson

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Still no! Mainly because I hate to be the bearer of bad news :P

I'm not sure I follow!? I have been awake for far too long!
I think I've seen your picture somewhere before, maybe the tattoo forum was it?

The Diabolical Monocle

Well it will involve some kind of futuristic piss cannons.

Maybe a heist to steal all of the thumbs from the mod guarded thumbs up vault/ground safe.

Cupcake_Crisis

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm not sure I follow!? I have been awake for far too long!
I think I've seen your picture somewhere before, maybe the tattoo forum was it?

Very possibly!

Now go to bed!

johnmcdnl

Who's wants to volunteer their child to be punched in the face?

Seedy Arling

johnmcdnl wrote: »

Who's wants to volunteer their child to be punched in the face?

Afraid not, Teddy has just been sent to bed.

stefan idiot jones

Who would Zac Efron play I wonder?

Seedy Arling

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Who would Zac Efron play I wonder?

I hear he's very good at playing a total cnut.

IvaBigWun

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Who would Zac Efron play I wonder?

Is Eden Hazard the gas lad who did the Zoolander style poses over on Know Your Lookalikes?

Yes?

Him so

LizzieJones

I want Sandra Bullock to play me.

Davarus Walrus

Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Jonah Hill and that guy in the trenchcoat who plays Silent Bob in those stoner movies. They'd all have to be called.

gugleguy

Maybe the prison mods could wear white face masks as in the film escape plan. Maybe too some boards movie could be set onboard a ship at sea. Maybe incorporate some elements from pirates of the carrabean.

stefan idiot jones

http://www.google.com.au/search?q=mall+cop&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAGOovnz8BQMDgwYHsxCnfq6-gXFFklG5EheYWZ5RaVSkxRuQWlScnxeS75tflpn69sHWc9EBvx9qrFgtHSRtGXTcoUwJAHpPrINFAAAA&sa=X&ei=Hp5oU_r2B4bAkgW9kYDgBA&ved=0CH0QsQ4wEQ

Kevin James could play me, we're both 'big boned'.

LizzieJones

gugleguy wrote: »

Maybe the prison mods could wear white face masks as in the film escape plan. .

Use those V for Vendetta masks.

gugleguy wrote: »

Maybe too some boards movie could be set onboard a ship at sea.

The Love Boat for everyone in the After Hours singles thread.

gugleguy wrote: »

Maybe incorporate some elements from pirates of the carrabean.

Rum. Lots of rum.

Ihatecuddles

I reckon it would be more like Catfish!!!

4zn76tysfajdxp

Davarus Walrus wrote: »

Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Jonah Hill and that guy in the trenchcoat who plays Silent Bob in those stoner movies. They'd all have to be called.

The two obese dullards from Evolution as well.

skinny90

A take off the green mile/shawshank set purely on the prison forum

Links234

I should be played by Gwendoline Christie.

gugleguy

Kiefer Sutherland (like Jack Bauer mode in 24 NOT buffoon Roman senator in Pompeii) plays me.

mr kr0nik

Can I be Key Grip?