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Legs.Eleven

I've had a few drinks, I've just come home and I'm looking down the list of threads and I'm thinking, "Snoozeville, population:me". My problem, not yours. How was your day? Yous are off tomorrow, aren't you? What are your plans?

I had a dream last night that someone did a poo under all the tables in the academy I teach in, so I kept having to find alternative classrooms for my students with them all traipsing behind me. I had to open the door, take a sniff without them getting a sniff as well and move on if I smelled a poo. I ended up giving them the class in the jacks, which didn't smell of poo, ironically.

Today, in reality this time, I tried to give some lost Dutch people directions in the park today but they must've been the only non-English speaking Dutch people I've ever met. Terrified out of their lights, they were.

Any stories?

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Frosty McSnowballs

Legs.Eleven.....not even once

Legs.Eleven

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Legs.Eleven.....not even once

Once=11 in Spanish.

Legs.Eleven

Any stories Senor Fancy Pants? Make me laugh.

Frosty McSnowballs

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Once=11 in Spanish.

See, not once....but 11 times

No stories I can post, I'm PM ya :pac:

Arthur Beesley

Any more poo related stories?

Menas

I just saw the woman next door closing the bedroom curtains.....of another neighbours house.

Legs.Eleven

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

See, not once....but 11 times

No stories I can post, I'm PM ya :pac:

Post the stories! I've put the kids to bed.

Legs.Eleven

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Any more poo related stories?

I did one once.

[Deleted User]

I keep dreaming that I show up to a meeting naked and (very insultingly) nobody even notices.

No sh!t in my dreams.

Legs.Eleven

I keep dreaming that I show up to a meeting naked and (very insultingly) nobody even notices.

No sh!t in my dreams.

Hopefully my bowels and I will make an appearance tonight!

Ole Rodrigo

Somebody just dropped a few bottles of vodka in a packed out queue in Lidl, Moore street. It was so loud, every queue turned around to have a gawk - not only drawing attention to his pitiful clumsiness but also his raging alcoholism.

Double morto.

Arthur Beesley

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I did one once.

You should see a doctor about that.

Menas

This a great goss.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Goss

KingOfFairview

Careful mate, sounds like you've this close to graduating from bed****ter's academy with an A grade

Mint Sauce

Sitting in watching the Snooker.

12 hr shift on double pay tomorrow.

Legs.Eleven

ror_74 wrote: »

Somebody just dropped a few bottles of vodka in a packed out queue in Lidl, Moore street. It was so loud, every queue turned around to have a gawk - not only drawing attention to his pitiful clumsiness but also his raging alcoholism.

Double morto.

:D Been there but not on that scale. So funny. Poor fella. How did he deal with it?

deise08

Legs, gonna open a bottle of wine myself!! Who wants a drink?

Frosty McSnowballs

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

Post the stories! I've put the kids to bed.

Does that mean you did a poo?

Legs.Eleven

deise08 wrote: »

Legs, gonna open a bottle of wine myself!! Who wants a drink?

Ah sure! I've probably had enough already but sure, why not if you're askin' and a pourin' says I says I!

Legs.Eleven

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Does that mean you did a poo?

THE BED NOT THE POOL!

Frosty McSnowballs

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

THE BED NOT THE POOL!

Oops sorry, I thought that's the way it is in Spain, my bad.

Arthur Beesley

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Does that mean you did a poo?

Was it before or after dropping them off at the pool?

WoollyRedHat

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I've had a few drinks, I've just come home and I'm looking down the list of threads and I'm thinking, "Snoozeville, population:me". My problem, not yours. How was your day? Yous are off tomorrow, aren't you? What are your plans?

I had a dream last night that someone did a poo under all the tables in the academy I teach in, so I kept having to find alternative classrooms for my students with them all traipsing behind me. I had to open the door, take a sniff without them getting a sniff as well and move on if I smelled a poo. I ended up giving them the class in the jacks, which didn't smell of poo, ironically.

Today, in reality this time, I tried to give some lost Dutch people directions in the park today but they must've been the only non-English speaking Dutch people I've ever met. Terrified out of their lights, they were.

Any stories?

I was just going to say Yes teacher and it turns out you are one. Cray cray.

The Backwards Man

I dreamed I was in Spain and the people there were all nosy and stank of poo and drink.

Arthur Beesley

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I dreamed I was in Spain and the people there were all nosy and stank of poo and drink.

You sure it wasn't France?

Legs.Eleven

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I dreamed I was in Spain and the people there were all nosy and stank of poo and drink.

I'd a similar experience in a little place in Ireland called Donegal. You mightened have heard of it. Jaysus the stink off that joint!

Ole Rodrigo

Legs.Eleven wrote: »

:D Been there but not on that scale. So funny. Poor fella. How did he deal with it?

Kind of hard to make out - I was up the front, he was a fair few back. Not so far that I couldn't see a glow from his redner though. None of the staff were free to clean up so he just had to kind of stay there with everyone looking at him, glass and booze everywhere.

Then I paid for my stuff and left. :pac:

Sir Osis of Liver.

A neighbour of mine closes her curtains in her bra or topless sometimes.

She seems to wait until Im in the garden having a smoke too.

No,shes not sexy.
In fact shes fcukin horrible.

deseil

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

A neighbour of mine closes her curtains in her bra or topless sometimes.

She seems to wait until Im in the garden having a smoke too.

No,shes not sexy.
In fact shes fcukin horrible.

I think she wants to love you long time!!

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Legs.Eleven wrote: »

I'd a similar experience in a little place in Ireland called Donegal. You mightened have heard of it. Jaysus the stink off that joint!

Smelly, smelly county.