fussyonion wrote: » The mattress protector on my bed keeps slipping off and it's incredibly annoying. I have a double bed but I bought a king-size mattress protector, thinking because it was bigger it would fit right under the mattress, instead of just at the corners, therefore ensuring a snug fit. WRONG! Whenever myself or the OH turns around in the bed, I can feel it coming away from the sides. Back out of the bed to throw the pillows, duvet and sheet off, while we tuck it BACK under. "It's secure now," says I. "It really is," says he. During the night, tossing and turning, it comes off AGAIN! Seriously, what is the friggin' solution to this madness? And don't say "don't use a mattress protector" because I have to have it on the bed.
Paddy Cow wrote: » Buy a double size protector.
Wotsername wrote: » I put a duvet over the mattress (on a double bed) and I needed a king size protector to fit over it. It is one of the most comfortable things ever. Try it, If your mattress protector still doesn't fit you'll still have a really comfy bed.
fussyonion wrote: » I have a double bed Whenever myself or the OH turns around in the bed, I can feel it coming away from the sides.
Czarcasm wrote: » You do something for someone as a courtesy one day, and the next day they simply expect you to do the same thing again.
Duracell Bunny wrote: » "Same again what?!" "Sorry, I get the same break as you, I can't be spending it queuing up for your lunch" !!
Gokei wrote: » Or just say no?
Duracell Bunny wrote: » That's very trivial, does it annoy you?
Gokei wrote: » Nope. Just interested.
Pumpkinseeds wrote: » Women bragging on Facebook about the number of excercises they've done that day. So you've done several hundred squats today, whoopdy fricking doo for you. Then some of their gym buddies join in to brag about what how many exercises they've done and what part of their bodies they're working on today. Feck right off with that, I find it really pathetic that they need to share that crap with everyone they know on Facebook. Nobody gives a monkeys about how many squats you've done, so save the bragging for when you're at the gym love.
The Princess Bride wrote: » Almost as bad as some women I know who meet me and start the- " Well. I've the house spotless, all the floors are washed, the bread and buns baked and all the housework done and it's only 11am-aren't I wonderful?" conversation. Would you like a medal? I don't care and I never will. Go away.Please.
Pumpkinseeds wrote: » You should probably turn that to your advantage and say something like, 'oh you're so lucky, my other half is absolutely sex mad and I can rarely get out of bed before 10', see how they respond to that:D
The Princess Bride wrote: » Ha! It'd be all over the parish by noon, and they'd have multiplied and added bits on and....... Yeah, might give it a try, so!:D
OldNotWIse wrote: » People conducting business/banking/customer transactions that being the conversation with, "I'm an old age pensioner" - why is that fuucking relevant? Do you think you will get some kind of special treatment?
Czarcasm wrote: » They get a free bus pass...