Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

Tis my birthday and most of my mates are either too poor/lazy/anti-social to come to town and go out for a few bloody drinks.

Feck yiz!

Pumpkinseeds

The 118 118 ad, it makes me want to buy a gun and shoot them.

Paulie Gualtieri

SamAK wrote: »

Tis my birthday and most of my mates are either too poor/lazy/anti-social to come to town and go out for a few bloody drinks.

Feck yiz!

Ah that's no on , you might need new mates. Go out anyway and get loaded. And happy birthday.

Paulie Gualtieri wrote: »

Go out anyway and get loaded. And happy birthday.

Yes SIR! Off to teshco for pre-cans now. Meeting one person at the gig but for feck sake the gods are conspiring against me! It's ma buuuurrrfffday!

Gonna tell everyone it's my birthday and hopefully some fine wan takes pity on me and brings me home with her for cuddles

SamAK wrote: »

Tis my birthday and most of my mates are either too poor/lazy/anti-social to come to town and go out for a few bloody drinks.

Feck yiz!

Feck ya Sam, would've been a good excuse for a Boards Beers!

What do you mean "Ehh... no!" :pac:

It's fine anyway, I have a bottle of Gaileys with my name on it for when I hop out of this bubble bath, was doing mah hurr tonight anyway!

Czarcasm wrote: »

Feck ya Sam, would've been a good excuse for a Boards Beers!

What do you mean "Ehh... no!" :pac:

It's fine anyway, I have a bottle of Gaileys with my name on it for when I hop out of this bubble bath, was doing mah hurr tonight anyway!

Ya don't need an excuse. Grab a glass, There's a few of us in tonight

Mariasofia

When you go to get an ice cream from the freezer and all thats there is the empty box

Oops69

Condensation on the outside of a ice cold bottle of beer dripping on your leg .

Back from Tescho with an armful of foreign cider. Passionfruit, Strawberry/Lime and Wild Berry flavaz. CHEERS *hic*

Things that annoy me - warm cider. Damn!

So, who's setting up the 'staying in and being drunk on boards on a Saturday night' thread?

LoganRice

Lads, motivational posters really grind my gears

http://www.entrepreneur.com/slideshow/225879#1

LoganRice wrote: »

Lads, motivational posters really grind my gears

SamAK wrote: »

Back from Tescho with an armful of foreign cider. Passionfruit, Strawberry/Lime and Wild Berry flavaz. CHEERS *hic*

Things that annoy me - warm cider. Damn!

So, who's setting up the 'staying in and being drunk on boards on a Saturday night' thread?

Warm drink is aful alright. A friend of mine used say putting ice into it only watered it down and was an abomination. So he would make Ice-cubes with Cider. He always kept a tray-full of them in his fridge for the next nights cans. Reckoned it was better for you than tap water.

Wotsername wrote: »

Warm drink is aful alright. A friend of mine used say putting ice into it only watered it down and was an abomination. So he would make Ice-cubes with Cider. He always kept a tray-full of them in his fridge for the next nights cans. Reckoned it was better for you than tap water.

Y'know, that's actually fcuking genius! :eek:

Frigga_92

SamAK wrote: »

Tis my birthday and most of my mates are either too poor/lazy/anti-social to come to town and go out for a few bloody drinks.

Feck yiz!

Happy birthday!

SamAK wrote: »

Back from Tescho with an armful of foreign cider. Passionfruit, Strawberry/Lime and Wild Berry flavaz. CHEERS *hic*

Things that annoy me - warm cider. Damn!

So, who's setting up the 'staying in and being drunk on boards on a Saturday night' thread?

Off you go and set it up

LoganRice wrote: »

Lads, motivational posters really grind my gears

I worked in a bank when I was younger and they had all of these stupid posters up around the place.
One said
"Theirs no "i" in team"
How ironic.

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

I worked in a bank when I was younger and they had all of these stupid posters up around the place.
One said
"Theirs no "i" in team"
How ironic.

At least it wasn't like those daft posters for KBC Bank that I pass every day and I have to look at a guy in his jocks with a baby in his lap. I get the idea of it, or what's supposed to be the idea of it - "We're a progressive and caring bank that's all about you because we give a shìt about gender stereotyping", or some shìt like that anyway, but could they not say that while having the guy keep some clothes on?

You look inside then and they've got some space age cubicles or something that look like you have to step into them, they're like something you'd see on the Jetsons...

One day I'll go in there... and inquire was their office designer on an acid trip/space cake when they came up with the floor plan and layout?! Honestly...

But for now I'll stick with AIB and their €28 per quarter in charges. A sachet of lube wouldn't go amiss either when they're sending me out a statement... or does customer care mean anything any more?

Czarcasm wrote: »

Y'know, that's actually fcuking genius! :eek:

It works for him. I knew a woman once who would fill a tray with vodka for herself and pretend she was on 7UP all night if she was expecting the in-laws over for dinner.

Czarcasm wrote: »

At least it wasn't like those daft posters for KBC Bank that I pass every day and I have to look at a guy in his jocks with a baby in his lap. I get the idea of it, or what's supposed to be the idea of it - "We're a progressive and caring bank that's all about you because we give a shìt about gender stereotyping", or some shìt like that anyway, but could they not say that while having the guy keep some clothes on?

They literally took the shirt off his back!

LynnGrace

People carrying golf umbrellas in such a way that the spike is likely to do injury to anyone walking anywhere near them.
People waving a cigarette around as they walk along the street, usually while keeping their other hand still. Here 's a thought, wave the free hand.
People spitting on the street. A little ****er did this tonight across the doorway of the local supermarket, as people were going in and out. Yeuch!

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

I worked in a bank when I was younger and they had all of these stupid posters up around the place.
One said
"Theirs no "i" in team"
How ironic.

No there is not, But there is in Banking, Interest and Credit, But there's none in Equal either :pac:

Oops69

People in canoes , whenever there's a flood , there's always one paddling up and down Main Street wherever , pretending to save the world ,attention seeking nuts!

Oops69 wrote: »

People in canoes , whenever there's a flood , there's always one paddling up and down Main Street wherever , pretending to save the world ,attention seeking nuts!

I've only ever seen that on The News, never in reality, Have you? I'm beginning to wonder if they use the same footage over and over with just the one or two nutters?

Wotsername wrote: »

I've only ever seen that on The News, never in reality, Have you? I'm beginning to wonder if they use the same footage over and over with just the one or two nutters?

Dats Limewreck Citaaaay...

Yeah, people who start asking me how to put music on their phones at 1 o clock in the morning when I'm doing well to remember my own name.... would ya ever... yeah :mad:

deise08

Young wans going round with that half shaved head hairdo. They're like someone that was in a concentration camp where the barber had adhd

RedFormanFITA

Something wet lying at the bottom of a bin bag. You've been filling the bin bag up for the past week, are ready to take it out and then you discover it. What is that wet object lying right at the bottom of the bin bag? You cannot remember for the life of you placing any object that was wet or in a bottle or container that had liquid in it in the past 7 days.

ferretone

RedFormanFITA wrote: »

Something wet lying at the bottom of a bin bag. You've been filling the bin bag up for the past week, are ready to take it out and then you discover it. What is that wet object lying right at the bottom of the bin bag? You cannot remember for the life of you placing any object that was wet or in a bottle or container that had liquid in it in the past 7 days.

It's probably a rat that crawled in and died :pac:

whirlpool

People who say "I could care less." http://goo.gl/cW78hU

NegativeCreep

People who can't just watch a movie. They have to give you their predictions every ten seconds or, if you've already seen it, ask you what happens all the time. They then proceed to say "ha told you that was going to happen" if something they predicted does actually happen. Idiots. A broken clock is right twice a day too you pleb.