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Hiding the smell of last night's booze..

fortwilliam

What is your top tip for not smelling like a boozehound in work the next day?

I have 3,
Coffee, Chewing gum & Oranges.

Seems to work.

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J_E

Not drinking usually does the job

Nah, just drink lots of water the night before, and use mouthwash.

tradmav

fortwilliam wrote: »

What is your top tip for not smelling like a boozehound in work the next day?

I have 3,
Coffee, Chewing gum & Oranges.

Seems to work.

Shower and brush the teeth, wear clean clothes. Why bother with tricks?

Duggy747

Eat some poo.

Hopefully, that should mask over the smell.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Smoke some really strong weed, it'll easily mask the smell it's so stinky, you'll probably get fired though, at least it won't be because you smell of booze.

muppetkiller

Mouthwash and fresh Oranges...with XXX mints one every 20 min..

Shenshen

Coffee breath and stale booze BO... I suspect you want to le left alone at work?

fortwilliam

tradmav wrote: »

Shower and brush the teeth, wear clean clothes. Why bother with tricks?

Because sometimes the beer smell still hangs on..

Charlie19

Cheese and onion crisps.

jerryqu

Chomp on a raw onion, works every time :-)

stefan idiot jones

Garlic Bread.

MadYaker

Shower, clean clothes, brush teeth and use a really strong mouthwash. Also bring chewing gum.

Maximus Alexander

Keeping the gargle to weekends only seems to work for me.

jerryqu

Chomp on a raw onion, works every time :-)

flanders1979

Potato Wedges.

[Deleted User]

tradmav wrote: »

Shower and brush the teeth, wear clean clothes. Why bother with tricks?

Because that won't get rid of the smell of drink of your breath.

Many times I've got the "jaysus there is an awful smell of drink of you" in work of a Friday despite multiple methods of trying to hide it.

Anita B Jaynow

fortwilliam wrote: »

What is your top tip for not smelling like a boozehound in work the next day?

I have 3,
Coffee, Chewing gum & Oranges.

Seems to work.

Fags are great too.

burnhardlanger

St Sin sweets from vending machines.

Teyla Emmagan

Just wash you horrible stinker!

newmug

Eat a snickers, always works for me.

Why are some people not getting this, the OP is on about the smell of drink off his BREATH, not his clothes. When one refers to the "smell of drink", it goes without saying that they mean off someone's breath. Are people really that stupid? Do you all dip your shirt in your glass and then wring the beer into your mouth or something?

murpho999

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Just wash you horrible stinker!

How is washing himself going to affect his breath which is internal?

Dravokivich

Why smell of stale booze, when you can smell of fresh booze?

fortwilliam

burnhardlanger wrote: »

St Sin sweets from vending machines.

Do they work?

Dr Turk Turkelton

Dravokivich wrote: »

Why smell of stale booze, when you can smell of fresh booze?

Totally agree.
A few beers and it is no longer the smell of last nights drink.Imagine eating a raw onion when you can have sweet,sweet beer.

anncoates

Don't drink stout.

carraig2

Why not just stay at home the next day?

Donalh

newmug wrote: »

Eat a snickers, always works for me.

Why are some people not getting this, the OP is on about the smell of drink off his BREATH, not his clothes. When one refers to the "smell of drink", it goes without saying that they mean off someone's breath. Are people really that stupid? Do you all dip your shirt in your glass and then wring the beer into your mouth or something?

Agree this is probably what the OP means however alcohol is also dispelled through your pores, causing your skin and sweat to smell of alcohol... hence the other suggestions :-)

Son Of A Vidic

fortwilliam wrote: »

What is your top tip for not smelling like a boozehound in work the next day?

Fart.

burnhardlanger

fortwilliam wrote: »

Do they work?

They do from whenever I've used them.

Teyla Emmagan

murpho999 wrote: »

How is washing himself going to affect his breath which is internal?

Because once you've washed your teeth, then all you have to worry about is it seeping out through your skin, which a hot shower will cure.

newmug

Donalh wrote: »

Agree this is probably what the OP means however alcohol is also dispelled through your pores, causing your skin and sweat to smell of alcohol... hence the other suggestions :-)

Well in all my years of semi-alcoholism, I have never heard of your sweat smelling of alcohol. Neither have I ever smelled anyone's alcoholic sweat. And I can assure you, some of the boyo's I hung around with in the day would lick the sweat off you if they thought it was alcoholic, and I've never seen that happening either.