Hiding the smell of last night's booze..

fortwilliam · 24-01-2014 11:43AM #1

What is your top tip for not smelling like a boozehound in work the next day?

I have 3,
Coffee, Chewing gum & Oranges.

Seems to work.

J_E · 24-01-2014 11:45AM

Not drinking usually does the job

Nah, just drink lots of water the night before, and use mouthwash.

tradmav · 24-01-2014 11:46AM

fortwilliam wrote: »

What is your top tip for not smelling like a boozehound in work the next day?

I have 3,
Coffee, Chewing gum & Oranges.

Seems to work.

Shower and brush the teeth, wear clean clothes. Why bother with tricks?

Duggy747 · 24-01-2014 11:51AM

Eat some poo.

Hopefully, that should mask over the smell.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo · 24-01-2014 11:53AM

Smoke some really strong weed, it'll easily mask the smell it's so stinky, you'll probably get fired though, at least it won't be because you smell of booze.

muppetkiller · 24-01-2014 11:55AM

Mouthwash and fresh Oranges...with XXX mints one every 20 min..

Shenshen · 24-01-2014 11:56AM

Coffee breath and stale booze BO... I suspect you want to le left alone at work?

fortwilliam · 24-01-2014 11:56AM

tradmav wrote: »

Shower and brush the teeth, wear clean clothes. Why bother with tricks?

Because sometimes the beer smell still hangs on..

Charlie19 · 24-01-2014 11:59AM

Cheese and onion crisps.

jerryqu · 24-01-2014 12:00PM

Chomp on a raw onion, works every time :-)

stefan idiot jones · 24-01-2014 12:09PM

Garlic Bread.

MadYaker · 24-01-2014 12:12PM

Shower, clean clothes, brush teeth and use a really strong mouthwash. Also bring chewing gum.

Maximus Alexander · 24-01-2014 12:15PM

Keeping the gargle to weekends only seems to work for me.

jerryqu · 24-01-2014 12:15PM

Chomp on a raw onion, works every time :-)

flanders1979 · 24-01-2014 12:17PM

Potato Wedges.

24-01-2014 03:17PM

tradmav wrote: »

Shower and brush the teeth, wear clean clothes. Why bother with tricks?

Because that won't get rid of the smell of drink of your breath.

Many times I've got the "jaysus there is an awful smell of drink of you" in work of a Friday despite multiple methods of trying to hide it.

Anita B Jaynow · 24-01-2014 03:24PM

fortwilliam wrote: »

What is your top tip for not smelling like a boozehound in work the next day?

I have 3,
Coffee, Chewing gum & Oranges.

Seems to work.

Fags are great too.

burnhardlanger · 24-01-2014 03:45PM

St Sin sweets from vending machines.

Teyla Emmagan · 24-01-2014 03:48PM

Just wash you horrible stinker!

newmug · 24-01-2014 03:55PM

Eat a snickers, always works for me.

Why are some people not getting this, the OP is on about the smell of drink off his BREATH, not his clothes. When one refers to the "smell of drink", it goes without saying that they mean off someone's breath. Are people really that stupid? Do you all dip your shirt in your glass and then wring the beer into your mouth or something?

murpho999 · 24-01-2014 03:58PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Just wash you horrible stinker!

How is washing himself going to affect his breath which is internal?

Dravokivich · 24-01-2014 04:01PM

Why smell of stale booze, when you can smell of fresh booze?

fortwilliam · 24-01-2014 04:03PM

burnhardlanger wrote: »

St Sin sweets from vending machines.

Do they work?

Dr Turk Turkelton · 24-01-2014 04:04PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

Why smell of stale booze, when you can smell of fresh booze?

Totally agree.
A few beers and it is no longer the smell of last nights drink.Imagine eating a raw onion when you can have sweet,sweet beer.

anncoates · 24-01-2014 04:08PM

Don't drink stout.

carraig2 · 24-01-2014 04:08PM

Why not just stay at home the next day?

Donalh · 24-01-2014 04:12PM

newmug wrote: »

Eat a snickers, always works for me.

Why are some people not getting this, the OP is on about the smell of drink off his BREATH, not his clothes. When one refers to the "smell of drink", it goes without saying that they mean off someone's breath. Are people really that stupid? Do you all dip your shirt in your glass and then wring the beer into your mouth or something?

Agree this is probably what the OP means however alcohol is also dispelled through your pores, causing your skin and sweat to smell of alcohol... hence the other suggestions :-)

Son Of A Vidic · 24-01-2014 04:13PM

fortwilliam wrote: »

What is your top tip for not smelling like a boozehound in work the next day?

Fart.

burnhardlanger · 24-01-2014 04:13PM

fortwilliam wrote: »

Do they work?

They do from whenever I've used them.

Teyla Emmagan · 24-01-2014 04:14PM

murpho999 wrote: »

How is washing himself going to affect his breath which is internal?

Because once you've washed your teeth, then all you have to worry about is it seeping out through your skin, which a hot shower will cure.

newmug · 24-01-2014 04:27PM

Donalh wrote: »

Agree this is probably what the OP means however alcohol is also dispelled through your pores, causing your skin and sweat to smell of alcohol... hence the other suggestions :-)

Well in all my years of semi-alcoholism, I have never heard of your sweat smelling of alcohol. Neither have I ever smelled anyone's alcoholic sweat. And I can assure you, some of the boyo's I hung around with in the day would lick the sweat off you if they thought it was alcoholic, and I've never seen that happening either.

Hiding the smell of last night's booze..

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