GarIT wrote: » Can Tumblr posts join? Someone here posting that it is discrimination that she had to pay extra to get and extra large custom made bath because she is too big for regular baths and that all baths should be designed to fit all people. Same person claims to be 32 stone in another post.
CarMe wrote: » Can't believe I got thrown out from my own birthday! I didn't get sick.....all I did was piss on the sick!!! Lies out of that bouncer saying I smelt like sick! I'm never going to the cock and bull again! Great start to being 24!!
CarMe wrote: » Great start to being 24!!
thecatspjs wrote: » #Lads #nightsout #banter #dienslowly y u do dis?
Muise... wrote: » Dumb preface to linked article about the current state of Iraq: "Would this be happening if Saddam were alive today?" Dumber comment: "No one thing about regimes like this is they hold things together. Take Czechoslovakia after the Russians left - they had the Balkan war."
glass_onion wrote: » i seen a groups on missing pets.The pets are not gonna read it and come back!.
glass_onion wrote: » Have to ask about the "like and share" compos.Has anyone ever actually won something on them?.
kunst nugget wrote: » Yes, because that's how missing pet posters work as well. The dog is walking down the road after a week of chasing bitches and sees his face up on a ESB pole and thinks 'Sh¡t, my owner's looking for me again! Dammit Spot, think with the big brain and not the little brain in the future! She's going to be out of her mind and crying and sh¡t just like last time. Humans look well ugly when they cry…'
Muise... wrote: » Unfortunately how they work is some poor pet-less person posts a photo of their pet and a plea for help. They then get loads of comments and rush to the page to get news, only to read 100's of "Aw, he's lovely " and "if anyone did anything to my dog I'd gouge their eyes out with a fish-hook. :mad:"
kunst nugget wrote: » Tbf, I have a friend who posts the odd dog-related post on facebook. She posted some stuff up around the time of the Lennox thing up north. Some of the people commenting were proper mental. There seems to be a certain breed of dog owners that are forever in danger of killing someone for speaking ill about their beloved animals. I always thought stroking pets was meant to be good for calming people down but it doesn't seem to work for those people…
u_c_thesecond wrote: » that is both the cruelest and funnies thing i have ever read:p
dirkmeister wrote: » "Wrecked tired, and now ready for bed" This is from a fella.
kunst nugget wrote: » Because being tired is for women and homosexuals?
BNMC wrote: » From my experience on FB it's predominantly women who tend to post the most innate and pointless shit such as that post. Attention seeking at its finest.
i just called my son a bag of ****e, he then told me not to call him a bag of ****e and then he cried cos he said a bad word..he's a strange bag of ****e.
here's my one and only parenting tip: be your kids sensible friend, not their evil dictator and tats all there is to it. now im about to ring my daughter and tell her one direction died in a gang war over a crack debt and see wat happens..
I've noticed a lot of people getting engaged for Christmas, im worried tat its goin to be the same situation as people getting a puppy.. do they really no the commitment their making? my main concern is come the end of january we'll start finding loads of abandoned fiance's behind shopping centres or in cardboard boxes out in bad weather conditions, an engagement/marriage isn't just for Christmas its until an affair/divorce.
I'm so hungover I'm sitting in marley park playground and I'm not even sure if I brought my kids... I feel like I'm coming down of some heavy drug and only getting back to reality... I think I'll just put my clothes back on and get the **** out of here.
I might terrorise my kids for my own enjoyment but I'm also getting them ready for the ****ty world, but bottom line I would die for them without hesitation... Anyway here's a pic of my kid after I told him if he doesn't eat old veg out of a smelly sock (he absolutely hates both) christmas and all he birthdays would be cancelled.
My kids passport photo looks like a mugshot after he was on a week long bender wit charlie sheen, and also his middle name is alf for no other reason than its a funny name
mauzo! wrote: » All from the same guy, he never fails to make me laugh!
Paddy Cow wrote: » Is it a parody page like "you ok hun"?
i just read tat women pay €550 for sperm donations.. i have literally been throwing millions down the drain since im about 12...i don't want to think bout the fortune i lost the week i found out xena warrior princess was a lesbian
I'm goin to ring my daughters phone, and wen she answers in school I'm goin to mental at her for answerin her phone in school.... Parenting101
I'm goin for a jog and I'm goin to bring this (bottle of huzzar) instead of a bottle of water, theres only water in it but it'll confuse the **** out of people in the park
Down watching the kids swimming, I wonder if my kids would like it.. — at (swimming pool).
Everyday wen I collect my kid he races his mate from the doors of the school to the front gate, and everyday I challenge his mates granny the same race and I even said I'd give her a head start today and she still won't do it.. or talk to me.. she must think I'm messing, the bitch.
Feeling a tad down today so I decided to steal my kids birthday and cheer myself up...its great being 7
My kid got one of them bus fare containers at school, handy wen your stuck
There are many rewards for being a parent but the one of my favorite is hiding on my kid in a supermarket and watching him panic, I tried to get a pic but some oul one pointed me out to him the bitch.
I always feel mad awkward wen paying wit my card and having to say to the girl "will I put it in now?" spitting on my card and winking at her probably doesn't help but I can't help it...
I've been lookin for my kids haribo wit him for the last hour but we couldn't find them, probably cos I ate the whole packet yesterday...and they were just delicious
Sometimes wen I'm out and about wit my kids I wish tat they were actually 2 midgets and we could all jus go for a pint
It's not even half 3 and I've already shoplifted twice..
I could see my son staring at me in the corner of my eye wit a big smile on his face,kind of looking at me in a proud kind of a way,I thought he was goin to say I love you or something like tat and then he says....wait till ya smell tat.
Seeing as its been raining for days and everyone is clearly depressed here's a little embarrassing fact about me, wen I was 10 (or more like 15) my auntie rang my house phone and wen I answered she thought I was my sister, I was to embarrassed tat I was mistaken for a girl to correct her so I continued the short conversation in a girls voice.
I just found any iPhone, waited till someone rang it and returned it to its rightful owner..I'm very worried tat I've finally grown up! Your man gave me a fiver tat I'll obviously have to put towards my first bag of heroin to try regain some street cred.
Lost 3 Kilos at The Toilet went for a ****e
HeidiHeidi wrote: » I'd love to have him as my father! (maybe not when actually a kid - I'd say the poor things are permanently mortified - but he sounds class )
