"Twas the last gameweek before Christmas,
when all through the forum,
not a banker was certain,
except Seamus Coleman.
Our hopes were all hung,
on the poll that ne're fail,
In hopes that Saint Luis,
Soon would prevail.
Now Ramsey, now Yaya,
now Turner and Silva,
on Ozil, on Oscar
on Hazard and Whittingham.
To the top of the table,
to the top 100k,
now dash away,
to the FSA.
And then in a twinkling,
I heard on the Twitter,
that Suarez was coming,
and wouldn't miss a sitter.
Cometh the hour,
and cometh the man,
Aguero and Rooney,
can only look on.
A wink of his eye,
and a twist of his head,
soon gave me to know,
we had nothing to dread.
He sprang to the goal,
to his team gave a whistle,
and away they all flew,
with 3 bonus for Luis.
But I heard him exclaim,
as Cardiff looked out of sight,
Happy Christmas to all,
and to all a goodnight."
May all our other 10 players bring us an early Christmas present too