Someone linked me to this article today from the New Statesman, and sadly it is no parody...
Apparently anyone who takes part in movember (which raised millions this year for cancer research) is a racist, a sexist, and an imperialist... and this isn't coming from some crank media outlet, the New Statesman is relatively mainstream...
So yeah, apparently it's racist because white people growing a mustasche is culturally appropriating and then ridiculing cultures where mustasche growth is a religious or cultural symbol.
It's also sexist because women and trans-men can't really grow them. Also some lads get drunk and did stupid things in the name of the craic at the galas associated with it, so obviously that means all participants are worse than Hitler...
I wish I was overstating the thrust of this article. On the plus side, I've never seen a comments section more united in derision in my life!