Penalty points for alleged use of phone

Legends of the Boards really isn't the place to find legal advice.

The Cuckoo's Nest, on the other hand, is staffed by the finest baristas in the business, they'll no doubt have you right as rain in a jiffy.

I'll be the bailif!

Cuckoo's Court is now in Session!!!

All rise for the dishonerable Judge Sarky.

The defendant Father Ted09 is here to contest his penalty points. Will the solicitor for the defense please make themselves known to the court.

Here, your honour.

The court recognizes Barrister Whiskerson for the defense.

Will the prosecution please make themselves known to the court.

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<sound of panic from outside>

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<doors burst open>

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Here! I'm here! Sorry I'm late, your honour, there was a crazy man in the toilets and-

Yes, yes, never mind all that, can we get on with it please? Bailiff, if you'd be so good..?

Court is now in session. Please make sure all phones are on silent and crying babies locked in the car.

Does anyone have an opening statement on this matter.

Anyone at all?

I would like to preface these proceedings by saying that I am in a particularly foul mood today after a botched surgical procedure on my prostate. Let the record show that I will take a very dim view indeed of either prosecution or defense trying to waste my time, or making me think about water.

Let's hear it for the judge!

Arrroooooooga Aroooooooooga The crowd goes wild!

The prosecution calls their first witness to the stand THE ARRESTING OFFICER!!

Dun Dun Dun

Please approach the stand for the oath.

Howayez judge?

Put one hand on you heart and the other on this VHS of Star Wars Holiday Special signed by Stephen Segal.

Do you swear to play the flute, the brass flute and nothing but the flute, so help me Glob?

Ah, I suppose I will, yeh.

Pfffttt! A cat playing the flute, I never saw anything so ridiculous!

hallo dare

can you not just print off your out and incoming calls from your providers website?

hallo dare

can you not just print off your out and incoming calls from your providers website?

hallo dare wrote: »

can you not just print off your out and incoming calls from your providers website?

See, its this kind of "logic "that has us where we are.

hallo dare wrote: »

can you not just print off your out and incoming calls from your providers website?

Objection!!

Order in the court!!

No speaking unless on the stand.

I'm trying my best to stand her wordlyship

Court is called to recess. Everyone take a gravy break.

Where is the gravy?
On the train?

<bangs hammer>

Court is back in session. Prosecution, get on with it, I have a rapist to slap on the wrist and a murdering property developer to clear of all charges.

Wohooo! Friday session!!!:cool:

IT IS THURSDAY! SIT DOWN OR I'LL HAVE THE BAILIFF SEND YOU TO THE ACID MINES!

<bangs gavel off Chucken's head>

Star Lord

Yore honour, the prosecution would like to submit into evidence the phone in question:
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Also, I find myself in contempt.

wil

Rebuttal M'Lurd

Calling a witness for the defence.

In your expurt opinion Dr Snufulupagus, how fluffy am I?
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TeddyTedson

Was it a phone or an iPhone?

Chucken wrote: »

Wohooo! Friday session!!!:cool:

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... sustained. THIS TIME.

So has the defence anything to add?

Greenmachine

brrrr-ring

*hits silent