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Embarrassing Surnames

Sir Osis of Liver.

So far i"ve met

Horseman,
Ramsbottom
and
Cockslip.

(they were all girls)

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Hoop66

Had dealings recently with a Lance Sheidt, hard to stop giggling when on the phone to him.

Fella goes in my local, name of Shay Cox. Everyone calls him "Six Mickeys".

Sin City

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Inventor of the glass knickers?

Gynacologist

Sir Osis of Liver.

Sin City wrote: »

I met an austrian lad called seymour kuntz

Inventor of the glass knickers?

[Deleted User]

JBTM wrote: »

I remember the night Munich were playing in the CL Final this year and a lad I know who puts up the most ridiculous statuses you could imagine on FB put up;

'Schweinsteiger sounds like a cheap can of cider you'd give to your cat'.

Don't ask why but I thought it was hilarious

ferretone wrote: »

Speaking of German footballers, Schweinsteiger actually means "pig-mounter"

I always laugh at around 2.55 on of this Apres Match clip with Ronnie Whelan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyu6VIVSvgA

[Deleted User]

donegal__road wrote: »

Bonner and Bonnar are very common surnames where Im from.

The famous Packie (Bonner) and Declan (Bonnar) of course and i believe Declan is related to the 3 Bonnars from Tipperary who won All Irelands with the county in 89 and 91.

2Mad2BeMad

my mates second name is

lilycrap

Littlehorny

Know a South African fella whose surname is DeKnacker!

JerseyJoe

There's a guy over in an overseas subsidiary that I used to be in contact with called "Jurgen De Coq".

Just an unfortunate name all around really!

mikofo

tow Scottish gents benn dunn and phill mccracken

[Deleted User]

Most of the "embarrassing" surnames here are only funny sounding foreign names like a Japanese man I once met called Fukamoto but I've also knew someone called Allcock,
his nickname was Noble (no balls).

razorblunt

Capercaille wrote: »

Any Irish person who has their surname in English should be embarrassed.

Would have been better if you posted it in Irish.

amdublin

Capercaille wrote: »

Any Irish person who has their surname in English should be embarrassed.

what are you on about

[Deleted User]

Capercaille wrote: »

Any Irish person who has their surname in English should be embarrassed.

What if they have an English surname! :rolleyes:

Capercaille

Any Irish person who has their surname in English should be embarrassed.

Bluefoam

This thread was interesting until people just started repeating names they heard on the Simpsons...

Sin City

I met an austrian lad called seymour kuntz

Scartbeg

I used to deal with a guy in the States called Bud Bumgardner. You could hear the muffled laughs when he introduced himself on conference calls.

(A corruption of the german Baumgartner - those registrars at Ellis Island have a lot to answer for)

force eleven

The anti doping Olympic guy, Dick Pound.

blade1

Eileen Over and Eulick McGee

neckedit

JBTM wrote: »

I knew an Arnold Rimmer once upon a time.

Arse Rimmer we called him

He loved to rim arse.

Red Dwarf fan by any chance??

Bluefoam

I knew a guy in school called Woodcock. People called him Timberpenis, which was quite appropriate, because he was a penis!

BillyMitchel

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

So far i"ve met

Horseman,
Ramsbottom
and
Cockslip.

(they were all girls)

Did you get them by the hour or what's the craic?

Noo

Howard Juneau wrote: »

I used to use the name Drew Peacock as an alias if over pushy reps kept ringing my place of businesses.
Used to make me smile to see any correspondence arrive addressed to my alias

I remember that being in some tabloid years ago, a mr and mrs peacock named their baby son drew, apparently it never occurred to them until after they had named him and by then it was newsworthy.

MadsL

Ralph Lauren's real name is Ralph Lifshitz

Shane-KornSpace

Had an Asian exchange student in our school before.
His surname was "Gu" (goo).

His sister's name was Minjy (as in pussy).

Scarinae

There was a teacher called Ms Hoare in my school. A guy in my brother's year wrote 'Ms Whore' on the front of one of his exam booklets where you had to write your teacher's name... He got a detention

Stephen P

I know of someone called Dick Lord...seriously!!

discus

That reminds me of Hoare, as in Avril, the newsreader.

mitosis

Gash. As in Juliet, the newsreader

discus

I know a lad Cocking, but it doesn't merit a laugh cause he's a serious dude and has probably killed people, therefore may kill me!

I know another bloke called Ongooly-Snoot. Apparently he's welsh!