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Your first orgasm ......... you never forget!

WilyCoyote

Boys, when was the first time? Ladies, losing your cherry will do - probably not the best sex (unless you pulled an auld fella).

Personally, early August after doing the Leaving. In Powers Hotel, Kildare St when I was 17. I thought everyone would know it the following day ....... just by looking at me. Remember this was in the old times when leg over among teenagers was not as common as today!

Please, not too graphic as this is a family forum

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The Backwards Man

Studying for my junior cert. Cannonball by the Breeders.:o

dodderangler

Not telling your drunk ass just so you can jack off about my story at 1:40 in the morning

donvito99

1st post of the day...

http://mlblogsredstatebluestate.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/randy_marsh_jizz.jpg

Thomasmartin

****...when I was 12!!

lkionm

Pump pump squirt.

Is it in?

pharmaton

I had my first orgasm way before my cherry was eh.popped.

lahalane

This story saddens me but what the ****.

I was entering a fantasy football team on the phone when I was 11. You had to enter codes for the players so it took ages. 012 was Schmeichel, for instance.

Because I was bored while doing it I was fidgeting with my free hand and eventually it wandered downstairs. I hadnt a clue what masturbation was at that stage. I didnt even question why I was beginning to get erections. I just remember it feeling like scratching an itch...strangely satisfying.

I should point out that I wasnt flat out jacking it, I was just rubbing outside my trousers...Anyway after a few seconds it felt like I was gonna piss myself so I stopped just in time I thought, as only a few 'driplets' came out. I breathed a sigh of relief (at not pissing myself) and continued with my team.

It was a few years before I remembered that story and what had actually happened. It was then that I could finally appreciate picking David Seaman as my goalie.

Id like to say that was the end of my awkward sexual experiences. Id really like to say that but...

donvito99

What... what did i just read

pharmaton

donvito99 wrote: »

What... what did i just read

I dunno, but I have a sort of love/cringe relationship with AH so just go with it.

WilyCoyote

dodderangler wrote: »

Not telling your drunk ass just so you can jack off about my story at 1:40 in the morning

Go wan, go wan, go wan! And we'll have a nice cup of tea as we envision

kryogen

I forget tbh.

Muise...

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Studying for my junior cert. Cannonball by the Breeders.:o

Kim or Kelley?

or both?

WilyCoyote

Thomasmartin wrote: »

****...when I was 12!!

Thank you Thomas for the PM. Of course I had been playing with myself for a good few years prior. I meant when was the first time you did it in some girl's chacha.

WilyCoyote

kryogen wrote: »

I forget tbh.

You, kyrogen, must be in the final stages of dementia. One never forgets

Itwasntme.

lahalane wrote: »

This story saddens me but what the ****.

I was entering a fantasy football team on the phone when I was 11. You had to enter codes for the players so it took ages. 012 was Schmeichel, for instance.

Because I was bored while doing it I was fidgeting with my free hand and eventually it wandered downstairs. I hadnt a clue what masturbation was at that stage. I didnt even question why I was beginning to get erections. I just remember it feeling like scratching an itch...strangely satisfying.

I should point out that I wasnt flat out jacking it, I was just rubbing outside my trousers...Anyway after a few seconds it felt like I was gonna piss myself so I stopped just in time I thought, as only a few 'driplets' came out. I breathed a sigh of relief (at not pissing myself) and continued with my team.

It was a few years before I remembered that story and what had actually happened. It was then that I could finally appreciate picking David Seaman as my goalie.

Id like to say that was the end of my awkward sexual experiences. Id really like to say that but...

I find it incredibly unjust how straight forward it is for men :mad:.

The Backwards Man

Muise... wrote: »

Kim or Kelley?

Haven't a clue

All I remember is

I want you achoo choo Cannonball

:pac:

SparkySpitfire

Pretty sure it involved locking myself in the bathroom with a Mills and Boon I had discovered

lahalane

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I find it incredibly unjust how straight forward it is for men :mad:.

I don't know if that means you're jealous, unsatisfied during 'coitus' or both.

Muise...

Itwasntme. wrote: »

I find it incredibly unjust how straight forward it is for men :mad:.

it'd be nice to have that alright, but then you'd miss the multiples and the aftershocks.

Itwasntme.

lahalane wrote: »

I don't know if that means you're jealous, unsatisfied during 'coitus' or both.

Jealous and I wouldn't say unsatisfied but it's definitely not as simple as 'accidentally' climaxing and that's the unfair part.

Muise... wrote: »

it'd be nice to have that alright, but then you'd miss the multiples and the aftershocks.

Huh? What are these things you are talking about?

Muise...

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Huh? What are these things you are talking about?

Kinda seismology. A while after a quake there's an aftershock, like when you get up, you take two steps and BOOM! or later, say when you're in a long queue in the post office, you suddenly remember a detail, and your knees shake.

or maybe that's just me and superlong delayed gratification.

lahalane

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Jealous and I wouldn't say unsatisfied but it's definitely not as simple as 'accidentally' climaxing and that's the unfair part.

If it makes you feel any better, there were no more accidents after the age of 11.

After that I had to put in the effort like everyone else

Mderators

Judge or make fun if ye want but I'm well over it at this stage to be honest. I suppose looking back at it all I can do is laugh but at the time I must have only been about 11/12. Watching Road Trip and of course the scene where they're discussing the rules of cheating; "It's ok if it's in another area code", etc... A few if these circumstances are mentioned until the nerdy guy comes out with "It's not cheating if u put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off". Anyway, one day shortly after than I had a free house and one thing led to another and I as a young, eager and curious teenage boy...

All I can say is I'm glad the poor dog is long dead because given the fact that I've matured now and know how wrong it was, I wouldn't be able to look at her right.

lahalane

Mderators wrote: »

Judge or make fun if ye want but I'm well over it at this stage to be honest. I suppose looking back at it all I can do is laugh but at the time I must have only been about 11/12. Watching Road Trip and of course the scene where they're discussing the rules of cheating; "It's ok if it's in another area code", etc... A few if these circumstances are mentioned until the nerdy guy comes out with "It's not cheating if u put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off". Anyway, one day shortly after than I had a free house and one thing led to another and I as a young, eager and curious teenage boy...

All I can say is I'm glad the poor dog is long dead because given the fact that I've matured now and know how wrong it was, I wouldn't be able to look at her right.

Thank God....I thought I was destined to be the biggest weirdo in this thread

Mderators

Muise... wrote: »

Kinda seismology. A while after a quake there's an aftershock, like when you get up, you take two steps and BOOM! or later, say when you're in a long queue in the post office, you suddenly remember a detail, and your knees shake.

or maybe that's just me and superlong delayed gratification.

PM sent x

*I'm strangely turned on by this.

pharmaton

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Jealous and I wouldn't say unsatisfied but it's definitely not as simple as 'accidentally' climaxing and that's the unfair part.

was for me, I was 14ish? After that I was determined to reproduce the effect, which I've manage to do successfully ever since.

Itwasntme.

Mderators wrote: »

Judge or make fun if ye want but I'm well over it at this stage to be honest. I suppose looking back at it all I can do is laugh but at the time I must have only been about 11/12. Watching Road Trip and of course the scene where they're discussing the rules of cheating; "It's ok if it's in another area code", etc... A few if these circumstances are mentioned until the nerdy guy comes out with "It's not cheating if u put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off". Anyway, one day shortly after than I had a free house and one thing led to another and I as a young, eager and curious teenage boy...

All I can say is I'm glad the poor dog is long dead because given the fact that I've matured now and know how wrong it was, I wouldn't be able to look at her right.

So. Many. Jokes. But I am an adult and I shall restrain myself

Muise...

Mderators wrote: »

PM sent x

*I'm strangely turned on by this.

Aw, that's a pity because I wasn't really into your shaggy dog story.

Mderators

Itwasntme. wrote: »

So. Many. Jokes. But I am an adult and I shall restrain myself .

Hey look

as wrong and all as it was I had my eyes closed and it was Blathnaid Ní Cofaigh eating melty 99 ice cream off my cone, no dog in my imagination

tim3000

I didnt know what masturbation was until one day my parents rented Angelas Ashes. Theres a scene in that where they are all jerking it near a wall, one of them then goes to confession and says "Father I have been ***king". Suddenly I knew I had been too hahah