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horrible or awkward dating experiences

shane9689

go on there and share us some of your dirty dating secrets... did she puke on you? ask for you to wear a gimp suit? or just sit there adoringly and not say a word untill you awkwardly left....all stories welcome XD

ive never had anything too bad, but the worst was probably a terrible blind date that my friends sent me on, the girl thought i was into her and tried to tease me by not kissing me, i was completely relieved she didnt...

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Leftist

I had a terrible one about ten years ago. Went on a 2nd/3rd date to some independent film festival and the only thing we could agree on was Bundy. The film about Ted Bundy not Al.

Anyway, anyone familiar with this clown will know that maybe isn’t the best early date film to bring a MOT along to see.

To cut a long story short the mood afterwards was about as jovial as tour of Auschwitz.

I tried some moves including the stop short, but she was as dry as a bowl of uncle ben’s brown rice.

We ended up having a bit of a fight after I asked her for a quick nosh, some young lads were watching and one of them was a lad I had a run in with at a nightclub a while back.

About 6 of them start walking towards the car and she tries to get out! So I grab her in a headlock and drive off, she ends up biting me on the stomach but by that time we were out of the estate so I let her go.

Ended up forking out 400 euros on a solicitor and spending the night getting questioned about an alleged abduction! Mad as a bag of cats that one, she even denied that there was any young lads.

Thing is, I kind of liked her, i suppose she's the one that got away.

bear1

Yeah in hindsight I wasn't thinking with my head

but she was mad for eating out and thats all I could have afforded.
May have dodged the bullet with the second girl but not with my father when I told him that needed to bring me a new tyre

shane9689

bear1 wrote: »

Maybe its not as bad as some of the ones on here but fairly awkward at the time.
When I had turned 18 my parents finally gave me the keys and insurance to their car, as I was begging for it constantly we agreed that I would give one months pocket money for it (was just about to go to uni). Fair enough I though seeing as I hassled them to death about it.
Anyway I had just started dating a girl who had been dumped a few weeks prior and I had told her that I've got a car now so lets go into Galway for dinner.
After agreeing for the no money for a month thing I had just enough to go to mcdonalds with her and a walk through Salthill.
Well the shouting and abuse I got the moment I explained why we were going to mcdonalds. Needless to say she began comparing me to her ex and how he was much better etc.
Being 18 I hadnt much experience so I was just left in speechless, still bought her the fecking cheeseburger though.
Still got the ride that night and never heard from her again

Dear god man, haha you could have just said coffee, or borrow from a friend..any true friend would let you borrow for something like that

then again most people are retarded at 18 haha including myself...thinking about it now, ive done worse
bullet dodged with the second girl haha

bear1

Maybe its not as bad as some of the ones on here but fairly awkward at the time.
When I had turned 18 my parents finally gave me the keys and insurance to their car, as I was begging for it constantly we agreed that I would give one months pocket money for it (was just about to go to uni). Fair enough I though seeing as I hassled them to death about it.
Anyway I had just started dating a girl who had been dumped a few weeks prior and I had told her that I've got a car now so lets go into Galway for dinner.
After agreeing for the no money for a month thing I had just enough to go to mcdonalds with her and a walk through Salthill.
Well the shouting and abuse I got the moment I explained why we were going to mcdonalds. Needless to say she began comparing me to her ex and how he was much better etc.
Being 18 I hadnt much experience so I was just left in speechless, still bought her the fecking cheeseburger though.
Still got the ride that night and never heard from her again

Another one was a girl I met in uni. After a few months we agreed to meet up in a pub on Shop Street. I was first in and after a bit she arrived wearing tracksuit trousers and a baggy jumper. Right turn on.
After getting the first round in, she breaks down. Starts crying her eyes out. I asked what was wrong and that if she isnt having fun I can get her a taxi and no worried.
She opens her wallet and inside is a picture of her mum, she had died about 10 years before. I told her sorry and what began was just an awkward silence especially as she didnt want to talk about it. Fair enough I thought, but why bring it up in the first place.
Anyway, I liked her so we continued the date and also kept in contact. What ensued was just hell, following me around, asking who I'm with etc and after about a month or 2 of this I told her that it wasnt going to work out and to be just friends.
Remember the car I mentioned above? Well as a result of the "break-up" it was left with 1 flat tyre and scumbag written on a note left on the windscreen... Parents weren't best pleased with that.
Got dirty looks from her for months after that

Norwesterner

SHOVELLER wrote: »

Met this bird out one night years ago. Lot of pints on board and we ended up in that Manhattan place off Harcourt Street for a late feed. Swapped numbers and arranged to meet the following night to see a flick.

Turned up at the Savoy and immediately we both realised this was a mistake. I had no interest and she had less. Time to kill before the movie so had a pint in Madigan's. Basic conversation went south as she wouldnt even tell me what she did for a living!

As we were takling our seats for the movie she says "This isnt working out, maybe I should go". To be polite I said we should at least watch the movie while secretly hoping she would **** off. She didnt and the movie lasted 2 and a half excruciating hours!

Awkward wouldnt even begin to describe it. When I see that movie on tv now it brings it all back!

Which reminds me of another "date" a few years back. I was renting out my place and this Polish couple arrived to look at it and brought their friend who was an absolute stunner. Texted the potential tenant to ask for her friends number and we met up a few days later at the old Harp Bar.

I bought the first round, obviously but then when both glasses were empty there was an awkward silence so getting impatient went up and got another in. Then deja vu she wouldnt divulge what she did for a living either!! Eventually she said she was a massage therapist. Mmm. Anyway she did finally buy a round and after I walked her back to the Luas never heard from her again!

You live and learn.

That cinema date is a microcosm of married life.
You have been warned.

SHOVELLER

Met this bird out one night years ago. Lot of pints on board and we ended up in that Manhattan place off Harcourt Street for a late feed. Swapped numbers and arranged to meet the following night to see a flick.

Turned up at the Savoy and immediately we both realised this was a mistake. I had no interest and she had less. Time to kill before the movie so had a pint in Madigan's. Basic conversation went south as she wouldnt even tell me what she did for a living!

As we were takling our seats for the movie she says "This isnt working out, maybe I should go". To be polite I said we should at least watch the movie while secretly hoping she would **** off. She didnt and the movie lasted 2 and a half excruciating hours!

Awkward wouldnt even begin to describe it. When I see that movie on tv now it brings it all back!

Which reminds me of another "date" a few years back. I was renting out my place and this Polish couple arrived to look at it and brought their friend who was an absolute stunner. Texted the potential tenant to ask for her friends number and we met up a few days later at the old Harp Bar.

I bought the first round, obviously but then when both glasses were empty there was an awkward silence so getting impatient went up and got another in. Then deja vu she wouldnt divulge what she did for a living either!! Eventually she said she was a massage therapist. Mmm. Anyway she did finally buy a round and after I walked her back to the Luas never heard from her again!

You live and learn.

Mariasofia

Well ive never had any horrible or awkward dating experiences

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Ive never been on a date

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(joking, maybe)

keith16

Friend of a friend introduced me to this girl, chatting away, got her number arranged date.

So I was waiting to her and she calls me to say she'll be an hour late. No biggie. So I was skulling the pints as hadn't been out in ages and was quiet enjoying my own company.

Anyway she turns up and night starts well enough but slowly but surely I end up getting ****faced ruining the date. Complete "scene missing" episode and everything. Never heard from her again.

Galwayguy35

Was mailing a girl for a while and when we agreed to meet up I showed but she didn't, why she couldn't have just said she changed her mind is beyond me.

Another time I was mailing someone and she had on her profile that she had no kids which is what I wanted, first date went well and we agreed to meet up again.

Went back to her place after the second date, her friend was there and left soon afterwards.

A good night was had until next morning when 2 kids come running into the room, needless to say that was the end of that.

Renegade Mechanic

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Yeah...green gas comes out too, and any flowers/plants in the vicinity die!

LOL I can rattle windows:)

tara73

blind date from a dating website, just e mail contact beforehand.

stammering and spitting while speaking...next level would be tourette me thinks...
(sorry to all people with stammering problems and tourette..but this is after hours:o:))

mad turnip

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Yeah...green gas comes out too, and any flowers/plants in the vicinity die!

Does an explosion happen if there's a fire in the room ?

Ihatecuddles-old

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Ever.... burp up a chicken bone?

Yeah...green gas comes out too, and any flowers/plants in the vicinity die!

Renegade Mechanic

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I fart once a year. He caught me on a bad day! I burp like a monster though.

Ever.... burp up a chicken bone?

mad turnip

Silly post

Ihatecuddles-old

mad turnip wrote: »

I think he has a different idea

I won't come crying to you if it goes tits up then.

mad turnip

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I know, I know. We're both happy with the situation as it is and if either of us meets someone we'll just be friends

I think he has a different idea

Ihatecuddles-old

I am pie wrote: »

This always ends well....

I know, I know. We're both happy with the situation as it is and if either of us meets someone we'll just be friends

I am pie

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

We used to be boyfriend/girlfriend, now we just sleep together but spend loads of time together and everyone thinks we're going out. Just easier to say he's my boyfriend. Meh...

This always ends well....

I am pie

Went online dating with a pal in London years ago...he had organised for us to meet these 2 aussie girls. Walked in, they were sat at the table and they seemed grand. Noticed they were fairly aggressively pouring back the drinks, ...fair enough. The one i was sat with gets up to go to the jacks, can hardly walk due to some problem with her ankle. Transpires they were wrecked the night before climbing up building sites and she hurt her ankle jumping off stuff. Hmmm...bit worrying. Few more drinks...the two of them start ripping stuff off the wall. Stuff like posters and decorations from a party the night before, they started throwing them at random punters. Naturally we were kicked out. Shuffled them off to another pub, on the way (had to almost carry her due to rickety foot) the 2 girls started shouting racist abuse at some black guy (starts with n, rhymes with bigger) and demanding he sold them drugs. Apologised profusely to him and got rid of the guy before he got punchy which did look imminent, we then told them we were off to the cash machine to pay us all in to some club or other and quickly jumped in a black cab (all happened in London) to escape. Saw one of them getting stuck into to some homeless lad with a beard sat on the footpath as the other one shouted at both of them as we sat in a cab at the traffic lights beside them.

Pair of savages...sad to say my pals & I didn't take off after they tried wrecking the first pub, but they were fairly well built for savages !

Ihatecuddles-old

mad turnip wrote: »

I keep reading posts with you talking about your boyfriend and now dating websites are you in some kind of open relationship?

We used to be boyfriend/girlfriend, now we just sleep together but spend loads of time together and everyone thinks we're going out. Just easier to say he's my boyfriend. Meh...

harney

mad turnip wrote: »

Really wanted to ask this question in an innocent way, but being on a tablet its not easy :'(

I am sure it's hard no matter what way you look at it

Christ the Redeemer

Dude looked like a lady. Worst **** ever.

mad turnip

harney wrote: »

He asks wishfully while crossing the fingers on his mouse hand

Really wanted to ask this question in an innocent way, but being on a tablet its not easy :'(

harney

mad turnip wrote: »

are you in some kind of open relationship?

He asks wishfully while crossing the fingers on his mouse hand

mad turnip

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Just got this message on a dating site, really made me laugh.

'Eh I've already told my mam you're my girlfriend so I suppose we should start chatting now'

I keep reading posts with you talking about your boyfriend and now dating websites are you in some kind of open relationship?

Gummy Panda

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Just got this message on a dating site, really made me laugh.

'Eh I've already told my mam you're my girlfriend so I suppose we should start chatting now'

His opener is better then my usual of sending a penis pic

Ihatecuddles-old

Just got this message on a dating site, really made me laugh.

'Eh I've already told my mam you're my girlfriend so I suppose we should start chatting now'

Czarcasm

Horribly coincidental really, but having posted this in the trivial annoyances thread-

Czarcasm wrote: »

Continuing the urinary theme, when you're on "the baby train", well, that's what it fcuking feels like right now-

I'm afraid to look up because there's kids everywhere, and I know before the train took off one child had already pissed on his seat.

I can't move carriages because I'm wedged in beside the window by a rather large lady, normally I wouldn't even mind that, but she's a rather large and aesthetically challenged lady with a temper that could only compete with her stroppy two year old. Two more hours of this....

Thank fcuk for headphones at least.

I realised about ten minutes later that I recognised this girl! There was no mistaking that ginger hair that even 20 years later was done in the same pony tail, fringe out front style!

I went out with her 20 years ago, she's from my home town, and her and her friend here were organising drinks at 6 down the very same pub that 20 years ago we were drinking in!

I don't think she recognises me. I'll just keep staring into the phone

Amerika

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Amerika, you need to write a screenplay based on this stuff!

LOL… Perhaps I should start with the time I ran off to the Woodstock Festival in 1969, at 12 years old, and was returned back by authorities when I got across the New York border hitchhiking. "I tried to get to Woodstock and all I got for my efforts was a severe beating from an rabid Irish mother."

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

The girl he was dating was Sarah Palin. True story.

LOL... she was a bit after my time… but here is a picture I did take of her (true story)