What do you keep by the bed?

syklops wrote: »

Where do you put it?

its a vibrator...where do you think she puts it?

Esoteric_ wrote: »

My glasses, phone, laptop, vibrator (if I'm too lazy to put it away when I'm done with it :pac: ).

i hope your single, imagine the boyfriend coming home only to see his girlfriend passed out in the bed naked with only her glasses on, her vibrator still wet on the locker and the end credits of a porno movie on her laptop..

Piriz wrote: »

its a vibrator...where do you think she puts it?

You missed the joke.

Piriz wrote: »

i hope your single, imagine the boyfriend coming home only to see his girlfriend passed out in the bed naked with only her glasses on, her vibrator still wet on the locker and the end credits of a porno movie on her laptop..

Lots of boyfriends would find that a big turn on.

syklops wrote: »

You missed the joke.

clearly

bur

Piriz wrote: »

i hope your single, imagine the boyfriend coming home only to see his girlfriend passed out in the bed naked with only her glasses on, her vibrator still wet on the locker and the end credits of a porno movie on her laptop..

I'm not seeing the issue here.

Czarcasm

Thatdoesnt looksafe tome AHHHHHHH wrote: »

You better turn off the vibrator when your done with it, you might answer it instead of your phone some night :pac:

Apt username/post combo!

Piriz wrote: »

its a vibrator...where do you think she puts it?

I'm still laughing at the mental image of the above that she might jam it in her ear-

"Hell... Ohh, ohh, oh my..." :pac:

Piriz wrote: »

i hope your single, imagine the boyfriend coming home only to see his girlfriend passed out in the bed naked with only her glasses on, her vibrator still wet on the locker and the end credits of a porno movie on her laptop..

I am sure "the boyfriend" would be shocked and dismayed to discover his girlfriend has a sex drive.

HondaSami wrote: »

Lots of boyfriends would find that a big turn on.

so might his mates if they came back for beers...

**Vai**

Piriz wrote: »

i hope your single, imagine the boyfriend coming home only to see his girlfriend passed out in the bed naked with only her glasses on, her vibrator still wet on the locker and the end credits of a porno movie on her laptop..

There are end credits in porno movies??? :eek:

Piriz wrote: »

so might his mates if they came back for beers...

Unless they are having beers in the bedroom, then it's an orgy and everyone would be happy to see the naked lady.

syklops wrote: »

I am sure "the boyfriend" would be shocked and dismayed to discover his girlfriend has a sex drive.

maybe you'd ask her to use it on you skylops?

Piriz wrote: »

maybe you'd ask her to use it on you skylops?

Whats your problem?

bumper234

Piriz wrote: »

so might his mates if they came back for beers...

You often bring your mates home for a beer and say "lets all go into the bedroom where my GF is sleeping"?

syklops wrote: »

Whats your problem?

No batteries for the vibrator id say.

HondaSami wrote: »

No batteries for the vibrator id say.

A few dildos short of a sex shop that guy.

syklops wrote: »

A few dildos short of a sex shop that guy.

His post was like something from a porno, not sure he realised that or that the majority of men would happily come home to that image.
I'm sure a few of the ladies on here have it all planned out as we speak.