"Economic crisis forces Lions to expel, tour Ireland"
Ok, so that would be the satirical headline, if the Onion gave two sh*ts about rugby. But it's incredible to think that Irish rugby, both at a provincial and International level, has developed to a position where we could, at least in theory, sustain a Lions tour.
Barbarians aside, The Lions will play 9 matches Down Under, during the present sojourn - 3 tests against Qantas Wallabies Inc., 5 against various Super 15 teams and then 1 against the combined efforts of New South Wales and Queensland. As an island, we could offer 9 damn competitive games; 3 tests against the national side, a test against each province and 2 tests against North/West, East/South or some other combination of dual-provincial efforts (though I would very much maintain Ulacht and Lunster ftw).
Though the Lions would be significantly weakened by not having Irish players - most notably test starters like Sexton, POC etc - the key issue would obviously be the depth of the Irish playing pool; once the provinces are stripped of their international contingent, would they have the man power to take on the Lions' second-ish string? Certainly there would be zero room for injuries.
But I'd say at least plausible, especially if players on the fringe of the International team could bolster their provincial ranks. For starters, Connacht would pretty much be at full strength, depending on whether Schmidt fancies Henshaw. Ulster would have their Springboks, Leinster would have Nacewa (Under the International System of Units, 1 Nacewa = 4.16 South Africans). And regardless of what 15 men line-out for Munster, magical magical things happen in Thomand Park against International opposition.
Anyway, I'm not actually calling for this to ever happen, in fact, I'm not sure what this post was supposed to achieve. On the one hand, it's simply a joyous affirmation of how far Irish rugby has come, and maybe on the other, I suppose it's a call for debate on whether the idea is indeed practical, if perhaps a tad unglamorous for travelling supporters.