BMW battery dead...can't open door!
I have a BMW316i and the battery went dead. I only use a key for central locking but it won't even twist because the battery's dead. There's no lock on boot or passenger door. I tried jump-starting it but the positive terminal is on the top of the engine and, because I can't get in to pop the bonnet, I can't access the terminal (I tried jacking the car up & accessing the engine from below). I've been to 2 mechanics and neither of them can figure it out, short of breaking a window. Anyone have any ideas? This must have happened to some else before me.