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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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kunst nugget

extra gravy wrote: »

Comments in relation to Thatcher appearing on my feed since the news broke. Never realised that so many people were experts on British economic and foreign policy in the 1980s :rolleyes:

I didn't realise you had to be an expert on British Economic and Foreign Policy to be able to call her a cünt.

wnolan1992

kunst nugget wrote: »

I didn't realise you had to be an expert on British Economic and Foreign Policy to be able to call her a cünt.

Take a bow son. :pac:

pc7

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"Having a bit of a "spring clean" of my friends list over the weekend. Be warned lol!"

They were instantly deleted.

Wonder do we share a friend, I cringed when I seen it, unfortunately I can't delete them as they are family :mad:

GAAman

pc7 wrote: »

Wonder do we share a friend, I cringed when I seen it, unfortunately I can't delete them as they are family :mad:

Go to their page, hover the mouse icon over "Friends" on the menu that appears uncheck "Show in news feed" and you wont see their status updates but will still be friends

extra gravy

kunst nugget wrote: »

I didn't realise you had to be an expert on British Economic and Foreign Policy to be able to call her a cünt.

You don't but imo you need at least some knowledge of it to make your opinion valid. Some people are calling her a **** just for the sake of it and without having a clue as to why.

kunst nugget

extra gravy wrote: »

You don't but imo you need at least some knowledge of it to make your opinion valid. Some people are calling her a **** just for the sake of it and without having a clue as to why.

I'm sure people know enough about her, her policies and her time as leader of the the Tory party to be able to form an opinion on whether they admire or dislike her without being 'experts'. I mightn't know everything about her breaking of the unions and the decimation of the north, the milk-snatching controversy when she was Education Secretary, her support of Pinochet and her glee at the sinking of the Belgano during the Falklands War, her espousing of free market ideology and light touch regulation and her dictatorial leadership style which became her downfall but I do know enough about it to form my opinion that she was a bit of a cúnt.

extra gravy

kunst nugget wrote: »

I'm sure people know enough about her, her policies and her time as leader of the the Tory party to be able to form an opinion on whether they admire or dislike her without being 'experts'. I mightn't know everything about her breaking of the unions and the decimation of the north, the milk-snatching controversy when she was Education Secretary, her support of Pinochet and her glee at the sinking of the Belgano during the Falklands War, her espousing of free market ideology and light touch regulation and her dictatorial leadership style which became her downfall but I do know enough about it to form my opinion that she was a bit of a cúnt.

You are clearly knowledgeable about her but I was referring to people who wouldn't have a clue about any of the issues you mentioned but that, on hearing of her death, posted statuses such as "the witch is dead" etc all because they saw or heard someone else doing it. Basically, people who can't be arsed learning about a topic but will instead just regurgitate someone else's opinion just because it appears to be popular.

Boo2112

R.I.P I just passed away.
if you dont care stop reading .. if youd go to my funeral like.... if youd miss me comment a ♥ If your not scared repost and see who your real friends are

I almost got caught too, only read the first line and went to like it

Would love to unfriend her but she's always putting up nasty stuff about my little brother so have to keep an eye on her which also means putting up with this sh1t day in day out :mad:

LizT

Mod

There's a thread about Margaret Thatcher here if you want to discuss it.

Richard Hillman

I think this is about one of those Geordie Shore/Tallaghfornia programmes

"GAZ cnt pull birds cuz.charlotte not der get a fukn grip he so rathr do it wile she der.... Actualy cnt stand dat prick.ne more"

Everything that is wrong with society

Paddy Cow

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I think this is about one of those Geordie Shore/Tallaghfornia programmes

"GAZ cnt pull birds cuz.charlotte not der get a fukn grip he so rathr do it wile she der.... Actualy cnt stand dat prick.ne more"

Everything that is wrong with society

I'm normally able to decipher txt spk (and I feel like a spy when decoding it :pac:) but this has me stumped

Richard Hillman

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I'm normally able to decipher txt spk (and I feel like a spy when decoding it :pac:) but this has me stumped

"GAZ cnt pull birds cuz.charlotte not der get a fukn grip he so rathr do it wile she der.... Actualy cnt stand dat prick.ne more"

Gary is not able to court females because Charlotte is not present. He really needs to evaluate himself, rather than court females whilst Charlotte is there. I have great disdain for Gary now.

I think

Even that hardly makes sense.

Custardpi

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I'm normally able to decipher txt spk (and I feel like a spy when decoding it :pac:) but this has me stumped

Allow me good Sir. I speak fluent Moron. "Gaz can't pull girls when Charlotte's not there? Get a f***ing grip. He would so rather do it while she was there. Actually can't stand that prick any more".

Even translated into proper (ish) English it doesn't read particularly well...

EuskalHerria

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I'm normally able to decipher txt spk (and I feel like a spy when decoding it :pac:) but this has me stumped

If I may:

"Gaz (a character in a fictitious show) cannot pull birds (attractive females) because Charlotte is not there (Charlotte is a prostitute who forgets to charge and usually sleeps with Gaz).
He would prefer to put in more effort while she is there (To cause jealousy and perhaps to suggest some sort of storyline).
Cannot stand him (Gaz) anymore".

coolhull

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I think this is about one of those Geordie Shore/Tallaghfornia programmes

"GAZ cnt pull birds cuz.charlotte not der get a fukn grip he so rathr do it wile she der.... Actualy cnt stand dat prick.ne more"

Everything that is wrong with society

''Gaz cannot get woo a person of the opposite sex because Charlotte is not there. Pull yourself together. He would much prefer to do it when she is present..... Actually I do not care for that fellow any more.''

See, it all makes perfect sense when translated into English.

So sorry I missed that episode'

*Rolls eyes*

Paddy Cow

Thanks guys. I think I have the gist of it now "Gary can't pull girls unless Charlotte is there for him to wind up. I have lost respect for him".

Pushtrak

Someone on my friends list liked this:

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

Me (embarrassed):Okay

God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I'm Sorry God

God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.

Me: I will trust You.

God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...

REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
Worth posting.

krudler

ME: But god, why did you give AIDs to that child in Africa?

God: Ummm...

[Deleted User]

Pushtrak wrote: »

Someone on my friends list liked this:

Got a link to where I can like that? Don't want to copy and paste the whole wall.

Pushtrak

Deleted User wrote: »

Got a link to where I can like that? Don't want to copy and paste the whole wall.

I'm only willing to propogate such nonsense here where people can laugh at it. If you wish to spread this nonsense on facebook, that is on you. I'll not be catering to it more than by posting here.

mackeire

so is your man (me) crazy or dead? talking to god is one thing but god answering you means you are either dead or cookoo..

Thwip!

krudler wrote: »

ME: But god, why did you give AIDs to that child in Africa?

God: Ummm...

God: To stop them from dying from Super Aids...duh

coolhull

mackeire wrote: »

alking to god is one thing but god answering you means you are either dead or cookoo..

Or it might mean that he's very special.... But if he's special, why would he have to massage his own feet? Couldn't God send an angel (or at least a geisha girl) to do that.
I mean, He seems to control every other part of this fellah's life, even monitoring his phone calls and alarm clock settings

EuskalHerria

coolhull wrote: »

Even monitoring his phone calls and alarm clock settings

I wonder was god caught up in that phone hacking scandal?

Custardpi

Is it just me or does this interventionist God sound like a bit of a stalker to anyone? If anyone mortal monitored my everyday life to the extent depicted in that FB post I'd be freaked out.

EuskalHerria

On the subject of Facebook and illogical nonsense. Has anyone else got friend/s who are liking and sharing some 'faerie (how she spelt it) reading'?
She is constantly giving away 3 mini readings with a price list for full readings going up to over €100. All done online with payments through paypal.

I have two thoughts about it. What idiots are falling for this complete fantasy. Second thought is with enough idiots falling for this and it all being done online why not start up my own business. A fool and his money are easily parted.

mackeire

Before u go to bed tonite or when u get into bed, whatever kind of a day you have had, list three things u are gratuful for in your life today, replace all the negatives with the plosives that come out of them! Nite x

LizT

"Every1 seems 2 b looking 4 the perfect relationship, I'm just looking 4 the burger that looks as perfect as the poster

"

Can't tell if piss-take....

coolhull

mackeire wrote: »

Before u go to bed tonite or when u get into bed, whatever kind of a day you have had, list three things u are gratuful for in your life today, replace all the negatives with the plosives that come out of them! Nite x

3 things to be grateful for:

1/ I can delete ''friends'' from FB

2/ I can ignore ignore ''friend'' requests

3/ I can use Google to find out WTF 'replace negatives with plosives' means

Ihatecuddles-old

coolhull wrote: »

3 things to be grateful for:

1/ I can delete ''friends'' from FB

2/ I can ignore ignore ''friend'' requests

3/ I can use Google to find out WTF 'replace negatives with plosives' means

I think its meant to say positives...Im not sure though!