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Trivial things that annoy you

El Guapo!

As the title says, what seemingly trivial things bug you?

There's plenty for me, but lately its a spoon.

In the top drawer in the kitchen we have all the cutlery in one of those tray things that everyone has. Everything's in its own little section. But there's one bastard spoon doing my head in.
I have no idea where it came from or why it's even there.
The problem is, it's too big to be a small spoon.....but too small to be a big spoon. I never know what section to put it in, and every time I open the drawer.........there it is. Mocking me.

I fúcking hate that spoon.

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PauloMN wrote: »

Women in front at the till.

When I can't decide whether or not to report stuff like that. I can never decide if it's worth it.

longshanks

Is there anything more annoying than an unflushed toilet?

No. There isn't.

PauloMN

true-or-false wrote: »

When I can't decide whether or not to report stuff like that. I can never decide if it's worth it.

I'll tell you so, it won't be worth it. :P

But fill your boots if it makes you happy. :pac:

Czarcasm

When you're standing at the bus stop listening to your music on your earphones and some asshat gives you a tap and frightens the shìte out of you (turns out t'was a chap I used work with) and then you miss a bunch of good looking girls walking by because this guy is so up in your face that in order to get him to back off a small bit you have to pretend to be interested in his what he's going on about.

He never changed anyway, still as miserable as ever and no clue about personal space!

OldNotWIse

People who start phone conversations with, "I was looking for" - are you not looking for them anymore? Did you find them?:mad:

Czarcasm

When you go to Gloria Jean's for a quiet coffee and you spot a baby who you think is gonna start bawling at some stage, but it wasn't the baby at all who kicked off, it was the busload of hipster kids that barged their way through the place just when I had my coffee ordered that got on my tits instead! :mad:

Truncheon Rouge

The way they sell pastries/cakes uncovered in the shops.

MMmmm heres a nice danish, just what you were looking for.

Unfortuntely you'll never know if there was a **** covered fly sitting on it for an hour before you arrived.

Can they not just cover the fcking things up.

waaaa caek rage :mad: :mad:

Clareman

statss wrote: »

when your watching a match in the pub when a bloke enters and stands in front of the TV deciding weather to watch the match or not and then lingers for 5 minutes or so standing around while deciding.

related, people who look through pub windows to check the score then linger for a few minutes watching it.

People who come in when a match is on and ask what the score is or how long is gone, LOOK IN THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN

yohan the great

When people write "for ffs" or "ffs sake" instead of just "ffs"

Clareman

gammygils wrote: »

People who constantly ask me the time :eek:

Take out your phone and look at it for fux sake

Or else buy a bloody watch. You can get them for 2 quid now :mad: :mad: :mad:

People who point at their wrist when asking the time, as Billy Connolly said you don't point to you crotch when asking where the bathroom is.

Jimmy Iovine

When you go into a small shop and there's only one person who is working on both the deli and the till. When you see that then you're better off turning away. More often than not that person has no clue about hygiene at all.

They will use the same gloves to handle every type of food and then take in your money... and then use those gloves again. Even worse are the people who don't use any gloves at all.

There was a shop a shop in Kilkenny and the woman in there used no gloves when making the food or handling money. See how I used the past tense? She's no longer in business. I'm not saying it was a direct result of her hygiene issues but the people of Kilkenny will be healthier without her shop serving food.

kunst nugget

People who throw cigarette butts out a car window. I don't know why but it bugs the bejaysus out of me.

Rasheed

People who try to finish my sentences annoys me no end.

Then a woman at work has an awful habit of telling me stories that she's told me before. And I'll say to her ' Yeah, you told me that one' hoping she'll stop. But no, she keeps going and tells them so often, I now know them word for word. They're not even funny or interesting. God help me, I'll rattle her if I've to hear them again.

jkell061

Clevelands voice from the Cleveland show.

And robbie keane cart wheeling everytime he scores a goal.

danslevent

Our microwave has a stop button but my housemate always clicks the button for the door to open, rather than the stop button when taking food out before the time is up.

It pisses me off so much. I feel like it is bad for the microwave!

Padkir

danslevent wrote: »

Our toaster has a stop button but my housemate always clicks the button for the door to open, rather than the stop button when taking food out before the time is up.

It pisses me off so much. I feel like it is bad for the microwave!

Quite the fancy toaster...

danslevent

Padkir wrote: »

Quite the fancy toaster... :D

My apologies :P It has been amended...!

MurdyWurdy

danslevent wrote: »

My apologies :P It has been amended...!

Excellent - I genuinely had no idea what was going on in your post until you amended it!

danslevent

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

Excellent - I genuinely had no idea what was going on in your post until you amended it!

So glad I amended and the amendment has been made. May all of Boards be at peace.

Amen.

the purple tin

Water splashing up your hole when you drop a dog's egg in the jacks :eek::mad:

PizzamanIRL

the purple tin wrote: »

Water splashing up your hole when you drop a dog's egg in the jacks :eek::mad:

That's why you pad the water a bit with tissue before you go.

Standard Toaster

Show how unimaginative you are by exclaiming "Well that escalated quickly" immediately after a succession of events.

El Guapo!

the purple tin wrote: »

Water splashing up your hole when you drop a dog's egg in the jacks :eek::mad:

Why would a dog have an egg??

the purple tin

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

That's why you pad the water a bit with tissue before you go.

If dropping multiple dog's eggs however, the first one smashes through the soggy tissue like an armour piercing bullet, leaving the next egg free for some serious hole soaking.

PizzamanIRL

the purple tin wrote: »

If dropping multiple dog's eggs however, the first one smashes through the soggy tissue like an armour piercing bullet, leaving the next egg free for some serious hole soaking.

Then go to plan B. Aim your hole at the edges of the bowl itself where there's no water so it slows down the egg, causing no splash when it slides into the water.

lkionm

the purple tin wrote: »

Water splashing up your hole when you drop a dog's egg in the jacks :eek::mad:

Go in the corner and blame the dog

the purple tin

lkionm wrote: »

Go in the corner and blame the dog

Haven't got one I'm afraid

I could try blaming the cat but somehow I don't think it would wash

Czarcasm

the purple tin wrote: »

If dropping multiple dog's eggs however, the first one smashes through the soggy tissue like an armour piercing bullet, leaving the next egg free for some serious hole soaking.

I'm not even sure what to make of this post, I mean, how small is your ass that you slide all the way down into the bowl to get that close to the water?

Hover if you must, because if you're torpedoing the bowl like that, Gillian McKeith wants a word with you!

daithi1970

People who start sentences with the word "so" e.g., "so I was looking for x so I could do y blah blah..."
Worse than Hitler, those people are.

Daithi

the purple tin

Czarcasm wrote: »

I'm not even sure what to make of this post, I mean, how small is your ass that you slide all the way down into the bowl to get that close to the water?

Hover if you must, because if you're torpedoing the bowl like that, Gillian McKeith wants a word with you!

Here's the strange thing, in my experience you are much more likely to get a jet of water up your snipper from a small dog egg than from a big one

A challenge for the mythbusters maybe?

Anyway I better knock this **** talk on the head now or people will think I'm a re-reg of Fluttering Bantam