Nic Neptune wrote: » I was talking to a guy who used to live in a pub, and he had the most hilarious stories to tell. So has anyone else got some amusing pub tales?
Nic Neptune wrote: » EDIT: Wow, what a mature, intelligent population Ireland has.
Thatnastyboy wrote: » Friend of mine used to live in a pub, was telling me he got talking to a chap who found it interesting Anyway, he was about to tell the lad some of the wacky/funny/mad stories from the pub, and yer man just walked off.
Strawberry Milkshake wrote: » I just had to thank the edited OP
Artful_Badger wrote: » I just farted.
I was talking to a guy who used to live in a pub, and he had the most hilarious stories to tell.
Old Perry wrote: » Had an old fella tell us once, in the smokin room, of his father dieing, the father asked for a packet of woodbines on his death bed for the trip, so his brother asks ' would ya like a packet of matches with em' his father replied 'nah your grand, theres plenty of fire where i'm going!! '......gave us a good laugh at the time.
fasttalkerchat wrote: » There was one... the guy nicknamed Dulux because his mates reckoned he only has one coat. I love when you fall in with a crowd and they fill you in on some ingenious scam. One night in a pub in Longfort I met a fella who had burned out his own car several times to claim the insurance... he always left a few years between scams to play it safe haha. For anyone familiar with Armagh, there is a pub landlord known as Hitler. His pub changed names many times but was always known as Hitler's. One day a family of German tourists walked in to a pub wanting to try and Irish breakfast. Unfortunately they were told no food was served and were leaving when someone shouted across "Have you tried Hitler's".
Boombastic wrote: » I walked in to a bar once, the barman said, 'Why the long face', I wasn't impressed as it hurt
![Photo of [Deleted User]](https://wb.vanillicon.com/v2/b9d7cf56a75eee6d7dd35aa28294f673.svg)
