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I found a Safe.

Son0vagun

Apon clearing out my shed in my newly purchased house/property I found a safe. It's a floor safe and incased in concrete. It's opened by a key, which I do not have. Written on the safe door is the details of the locksmith who installed it. The previous owner is deceased, so I don't know who else knows about it.

So I want to open it. But I can't decide what to do.

Easy option is to ring the locksmith and have him open it. But what about the contents of the safe? I doubt there's anything valuable in it, but there could be. The locksmith might notify the previous owners family. Or am I now the legal owner of whatever the safe contains?

I could hire a criminal to open it, but he'd want his share and probably murder me if it contained anything substantial.

Or inorder to have complete secrecy I could dig the it out, it would be a hard job. Chisel and hammer, it would take ages. And then use a angle grinder to open It, but the sparks might burn whatever is contained.

So what would you do? Any advice?

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[Deleted User]

hyperborean wrote: »

A rag and some chloroform does the trick,

How would that help? He's trying to get into a box.

oh!

orestes

Deleted User wrote: »

Everyone who loves this thread should go and buy a safe of their own so the next generation get to join in the fun. What can we put in the safe as way of a reward? I'd plant a mini disc so they have to source a player in 30 odd years, some papers beside a fire lighter so if they use an angle-grinder it goes on fire and they forever wonder what it was, a glass of milk just so they get a good whiff straight off and an Elvis pic, signed by myself of course. Their poor faces on antiques roadshow

We set up a techy treasure map, each safe contains a piece of paper with a webpage address on it and after jumping through a bunch of hoops and being dragged half way around the internet and back it eventually leads them to this thread, which will keep on going for ever with people trying to figure out what the hell is going on, and when they figure it out they are told to re-bury the safe after adding on another link in the techy treasure map chain.

We could pretty much troll future generations for ever!

nice_very

most awaited outcome since the Cill Dara Abu saga......

[Deleted User]

The safe contains Marsellus Wallace's soul..

December2012

Awake&Unafraid wrote: »

It's probably a bar of Galaxy in it. Yer one from the ad must've been sickened her "friends" found the box under her bed, and resorted to desperate measures.

You mean the ad where the girl clearly has an eating disorder because she's hiding food and eating in secret?

full_irish

nice_very wrote: »

most awaited outcome since the Cill Dara Abu saga......

Cill Dara Abu saga??

jethro081

full_irish wrote: »

Cill Dara Abu saga??

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056295854

enjoy

nice_very

jethro081 wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056295854

enjoy

brings a (happy) tear to my eye

anyhoo back on topic.. I think there will be a pack of corroded batteries, a few rusted screws, some small lengths of wire, a watch, fertiliser, diesel, and a balaclava in the safe

Johro

Could be the missing billions.

Frynge

At this rate ill have complete GTAV before the safe is open.

Hoping for big update by 23:30.

Kat1170

OP, once you get the safe out of the ground it might be far cheaper to bring it to a locksmith than him calling out to you. Also this would leave you with a working safe to use or sell to help recoup the locksmith fee. Just a thought.

Having used a floor safe like this in work I don't think people understand how difficult it would be to break into a safe like this. Even with the key it can be a pain in the ass.:mad:

jethro081

i am gonna bet on there being some bad poetry, and a grainy photograph of a large older lady doing inexcusable things with a head of cabbage.

jd007

Son0vagun wrote: »

Not at all. Just home from hard days work. Feet up now gonna pop on a episode of love/hate. The safe will still be there in the morning and so will all of ye!

Be a real shame if someone was to spoil the ending of Love/Hate for you...

/threat :pac:

GalwayKiefer

OP go down to your local tool hire place, hire out a con saw and CUT THE F*CKING SAFE OUT OF THE GROUND. The base of them is the weakest part for a brute force attack.

mfceiling

Don't do anything yet OP....I'm going for a p*ss here and I don't want to miss the grand opening.

I'll be back in a couple of minutes...

dmc17

mfceiling wrote: »

Don't do anything yet OP....I'm going for a p*ss here and I don't want to miss the grand opening.

I'll be back in a couple of minutes...

Are you done yet?

BBDBB

come on mfceiling, theres a queue forming here

*jumps from one foot to the other

jeni

orestes wrote: »

We set up a techy treasure map, each safe contains a piece of paper with a webpage address on it and after jumping through a bunch of hoops and being dragged half way around the internet and back it eventually leads them to this thread, which will keep on going for ever with people trying to figure out what the hell is going on, and when they figure it out they are told to re-bury the safe after adding on another link in the techy treasure map chain.

We could pretty much troll future generations for ever!

This is only the best idea everrrrrr !!!!!

NeVeR

Hey Hey Hey ---- WAKEEEEEEEE UPPPP

and open this bad boy

Son0vagun

Morning all.

Just dropped the missus to work. I have two hours now before i go to work so i'm off to the shed to pick up the tools and have a go.

can't promise anything!

eamonnq

MadsL wrote: »

I'd be pretty sure she has already seen her own boobs.

but has she seen his girlfriend's ?? As it was suggested he post a pic of his girlfriend's boobs not his wife's (

)

kingtut

Son0vagun wrote: »

Morning all.

Just dropped the missus to work. I have two hours now before i go to work so i'm off to the shed to pick up the tools and have a go.

can't promise anything!

I expect results from you this morning :mad: NO EXCUSES !

sesswhat

Mind your fingers!

Son0vagun

eamonnq wrote: »

but has she seen his girlfriend's ?? As it was suggested he post a pic of his girlfriend's boobs not his wifes (we have all seen his wifes!! )

That's disrespectful.

Corvo

Son0vagun wrote: »

Morning all.

Just dropped the missus to work. I have two hours now before i go to work so i'm off to the shed to pick up the tools and have a go.

can't promise anything!

Oh thank god. Your updates are like the hit of sweet sweet smack

KAGY

Son0vagun wrote: »

That's disrespectful.

Hey son0vagun, off the net and get cracking

Dancor

I bet it's full of flesh eating spiders.

GhostInTheRuins

This will be like that thing someone on boards had us watching last year. I think it was in Norway or Sweden, some people found a box that hadn't been opened in 100 years so they decided to open it live on telly. Everyone in suspense for hours while they dragged it on and on, talking ****e about what could be in the box and eejits dancing around the place before the openening. When they did get the box opened there was just some old rags and letters in it.

Abi

Son0vagun wrote: »

Morning all.

Just dropped the missus to work. I have two hours now before i go to work so i'm off to the shed to pick up the tools and have a go.

can't promise anything!

Suppose you'll be gone a few hours then?

Gives us plenty of time lads.

lkionm

GhostInTheRuins wrote: »

This will be like that thing someone on boards had us watching last year. I think it was in Norway or Sweden, some people found a box that hadn't been opened in 100 years so they decided to open it live on telly. Everyone in suspense for hours while they dragged it on and on, talking ****e about what could be in the box and eejits dancing around the place before the openening. When they did get the box opened there was just some old rags and letters in it.

Well our box is the box that had dreams and isnt any old box.