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I found a Safe.

Son0vagun

Apon clearing out my shed in my newly purchased house/property I found a safe. It's a floor safe and incased in concrete. It's opened by a key, which I do not have. Written on the safe door is the details of the locksmith who installed it. The previous owner is deceased, so I don't know who else knows about it.

So I want to open it. But I can't decide what to do.

Easy option is to ring the locksmith and have him open it. But what about the contents of the safe? I doubt there's anything valuable in it, but there could be. The locksmith might notify the previous owners family. Or am I now the legal owner of whatever the safe contains?

I could hire a criminal to open it, but he'd want his share and probably murder me if it contained anything substantial.

Or inorder to have complete secrecy I could dig the it out, it would be a hard job. Chisel and hammer, it would take ages. And then use a angle grinder to open It, but the sparks might burn whatever is contained.

So what would you do? Any advice?

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Orim

Son0vagun wrote: »

Not at all. Just home from hard days work. Feet up now gonna pop on a episode of love/hate. The safe will still be there in the morning and so will all of ye!

You evil son of a bítch.

I've had some more thoughts about the contents and I believe it's going to be two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

Abi

Son0vagun wrote: »

The safe will still be there in the morning and so will all of ye!

There's no way you could sleep on it. Most of AH would be out the back beating the bollix out of that thing all night.

Shenanigans Ted.

Mr.Crinklewood

Son0vagun wrote: »

Not at all. Just home from hard days work. Feet up now gonna pop on a episode of love/hate. The safe will still be there in the morning and so will all of ye!

Sounds like you were in charge of the rescue attempt from The Kursk.

BUBBLE WRAP

Son0vagun wrote: »

Not at all. Just home from hard days work. Feet up now gonna pop on a episode of love/hate. The safe will still be there in the morning and so will all of ye!

FFS..

but so will your feet and love hate. :pac:

BBDBB

Abi wrote: »

. Most of AH would be out the back beating the bollix out of that thing all night.

.

most of them will be

michellie

I love how this is a sticky now.

Frynge

Orim wrote: »

You evil son of a bítch.

I've had some more thoughts about the contents and I believe it's going to be two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

Don't think hunter s Thompson lived in Meath.

Son0vagun

I'm a laid back person. I firmly believe there's nothing in it. I'm not gonna spent the night bursting me bollix when I don't have to. I will be up early in the morning to make another attempt at drilling it.

Overheal

The safe is a lie

Son0vagun

Overheal wrote: »

The safe is a lie

Nope it's real. I'll prove it anytime.

Peppa Pig

Son0vagun wrote: »

Nope it's real. I'll prove it anytime.

Start by telling us what's inside it

BBDBB

Overheal wrote: »

The safe is a lie

The Lie is a safe Glasshopper

Orim

Son0vagun wrote: »

Nope it's real. I'll prove it anytime.

Tell us where ya are so we can come and inspect it :pac:

lockon...

Has the OP tried the following combination:

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, & 42

Son0vagun

lockon... wrote: »

Has the OP tried the following combination:

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, & 42

They're the same numbers I won the lotto with.

BUBBLE WRAP

lockon... wrote: »

Has the OP tried the following combination:

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, & 42

There my lotto numbers. :pac:

Son0vagun

Orim wrote: »

Tell us where ya are so we can come and inspect it :pac:

I'll take a pic of it with a message of your choice.

Conchir

I think the opening of the safe should be filmed, along with a few witnesses present, for surely it will be a historic moment.

BUBBLE WRAP

Son0vagun wrote: »

I'll take a pic of it with a message of your choice.

Fcuk the picture! Open it.

Orim

Son0vagun wrote: »

I'll take a pic of it with a message of your choice.

Go on then, since you've offered.

"Boards.ie - Now ye're cracking"

I reckon you're right and it's empty but it's going to be great when the collective groan of AH members will be heard everywhere in the country :pac:

MadsL

jeni wrote: »

.....a lil tip of a hammer n walla

andymurphy93 wrote: »

....key from the safe and wallaaaaa

I'm now hoping a French dictionary is inside.

GalwayGuy2

I think the opening of the safe should be filmed, along with a few witnesses present, for surely it will be a historic moment.

The dodgy looking fellas down the road will do. You know, the lads with the tracksuits, half burnt cigarettes hanging out of their mouth and hands down their jocks. Great bunch of lads.

zega

I can't be arsed going through 40 pages,OP should be updated regularly.

Did he open it?Did he find anythin?

Galway K9

Orim wrote: »

Go on then, since you've offered.

"Boards.ie - Now ye're cracking"

I reckon you're right and it's empty but it's going to be great when the collective groan of AH members will be heard everywhere in the country :pac:

I'd love if this was a troll!! You're new avatar awaits you!

eamonnq

tinkerbell wrote: »

Has the damn safe still not been opened? :mad:

It has yeah, did you not see the post where he informed us of the contents ??

Sorry......no it hasn't !

imtdub

Ah fcuk sake how many more posts does the OP want, before he open's the damn thing....

lkionm

Son0vagun wrote: »

Not at all. Just home from hard days work. Feet up now gonna pop on a episode of love/hate. The safe will still be there in the morning and so will all of ye!

Those puppies won't be though.

Peppa Pig

lockon... wrote: »

Has the OP tried the following combination:

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, & 42

I'm watching Lost now :eek:
Don't open the safe, especially if your name is Hugo

Oryx

imtdub wrote: »

Ah fcuk sake how many more posts does the OP want, before he open's the damn thing....

Give him a break, this is his fifteen minutes of fame.

Rayne Wooney

What if it's a doorway into Narnia?