"To the blonde girl in the Norwegian sweat pants!! As long as I have a face you will always have a seat!!"
"to the cutie seated in 323 in the mainhall today with the nose ring at 12 pm. You make me as hard as a homemade scone.
"black haired babe in the grey top and denim shorts near the bathrooms on the second floor :P how about a quick break in the disabled bathroom? relieve some of this study stress from your admirer who cant stop staring across the way"
starbelgrade wrote: » Square pants would be awful uncomfortable.
starbelgrade wrote: » "black haired babe in the grey top and denim shorts near the bathrooms on the second floor how about a quick break in the disabled bathroom? relieve some of this study stress ...from your admirer who cant stop staring across the way.. Hint: I'm the one in the wheelchair"
steddyeddy wrote: » Anyone else any experience with this page?
amacca wrote: » No....I've always mildly disliked bookface and recently I've started to dislike my inherent shyness so when I like a girl and want to get in her squarepants I tell her to her face and see what the story is instead of posting messages on the internet. Its taken me a long time to get to this point so I dont want bookface blundering in now and overcomplicating matters.
Where To wrote: » 'You make me as hard as a homemade scone' As well as being pretty creepy, this guy needs to learn how to bake properly.
"To the guy who sometimes sits around the second floor, who I think does Law and is known to sport a green beanie on occasion.. I hear you know your way around a football pitch and just wanted to let you know that if we got together, I'd show you a few of my own ball tricks and we could get real Messi Lots of love, your admirer xoxo"
"To the petite blonde girl who spent the evening by the window on the second floor, who hangs around at International Student Society events despite having a distinct south-dublin twang to her accent... I was just wondering, would your dad happen to be in jail?? ...Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail."
steddyeddy wrote: » Since this page has went up the wimmens have started dressing sexier in ucd's library!
amacca wrote: » Well perhaps I was initially too enthusiastic in my dismissal of the merits of such a page I've never been against sexier dressing in any library.............
steddyeddy wrote: » It's actually very distracting to have a girl walk by your desk in hotpants several times a minute . Taxpayers are not funding students to do that!
Nailin4Whales wrote: » Guy posting there: Loike omigod totally creepy and stalkerish, dude. So uncool. Get a real girlfriend the normal way. Girl posting: Aww so sweet and romantic. I hope the guy himself responds and not some creeper wannabe
steddyeddy wrote: » The same goes for the dublin bus pages except there is messages about junkies and what not on that. So that page is not confined to match making.
To the dairy farmers daughter. Hay there, cud we meet up for a drink sometime or udder?
To any girl that's in college and reads this. Please have sex with me, I'm so desperately lonely and college isn't turning out at all like Van Wilder Party Liaison. Please anyone talk to me. I'm so alone.
Hey I'm a stupid c*nt who's too scared to talk to girls without 17 WKDs inside me, I think somehow that posting online about my sexual fantasies of people I stalk will somehow benefit me. I'm not even in college but spend all my time here staring at people's asses.
Odysseus wrote: » Would you not just use the term addict or something less perjorative or derogatory? I'm not being funny or trying to have a go, it is a pet hate of mine, but I ask as I think if you reflect on it you might just agree. Cheers
steddyeddy wrote: » Two more "classics".
sfwcork wrote: » "Hard as a homemade scone" wtf. Clearly never had my mammies scones.
An Claidheamh wrote: » Anybody know what has happened to the Spotted UCD and TCD library facebook pages? They do not appear when searched for.
