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The Hemmingway Challenge. Can YOU create a six word story?

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    #752
    AngryHippie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭AngryHippie


    cream worked, until the rash spread:eek:


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    #753
    Orim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    For Sale: Used parachute. Never opened.


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    #754
    Death and Taxes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Death and Taxes


    Mod Note:Poster banned,story ends!


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    #755
    tightropetom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom


    WileyCoyote wrote: »
    Mod Note:Poster banned,story ends!

    :D

    That post really made me smile


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    #756
    StormWarrior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    Farted. Felt something. Touching cloth. shyt.


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    #757
    Baneblade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 426 ✭✭Baneblade


    Epic post: Too long, Didn't read


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    #758
    Luca Brasi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 300 ✭✭Luca Brasi


    She looked like she was sixteen


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    #759
    tritium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,793 ✭✭✭tritium


    Gifted: a wedding dress, worn once...


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    #760
    AngryHippie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭AngryHippie


    big boil on my ball bag


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    #761
    Feathers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Feathers


    TO DO: Write six word story.


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    #762
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    I'm afraid of myself from me.


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    #763
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    a horse!tastes okay to me..,


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    #764
    Loomis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    I could have been a contender.


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    #765
    ghogie91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭ghogie91


    Beginning brought the unimaginable cruel end


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    #766
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,363 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    She smiled sorrowfully and replied "congratulations".


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    #767
    viper006
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭viper006


    Last two people on earth - Gay


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    #768
    meoklmrk91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    Okay I don't know why but this is the first thing that came into my head and I don't even watch the idiotic thing!

    Dirty, two faced, back-stabbing, whore!


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    #769
    namenotavailablE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60,007 ✭✭✭✭namenotavailablE


    It couldn't have been. Not him?

    Free Excel net pay calculator- https://taxcalc.eu/monthlyss/Employee%20PAYE%20calculator.xlsm



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    #770
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,126 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    It happened. Big floppy donkey dick.


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    #771
    GastroBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 863 ✭✭✭GastroBoy


    What does this button do?....................crap!


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    #772
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Unbelievable!
    Quick, find those iodine tablets.


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    #773
    Triangular
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 217 ✭✭Triangular


    Paper confirms surname. He did die.


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    #774
    JonEBGud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭JonEBGud


    I told you I was ill.
    By Spike Milligan.
    Last words.


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    #775
    Irishgoatman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,741 ✭✭✭Irishgoatman


    It did happen, I was there.


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    #776
    Steviemoyne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 649 ✭✭✭Steviemoyne


    The money rested in the account.


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    #777
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,560 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    "...Typical funeral, said hello, said goodbye".


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    #778
    crazyhorsecowle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43 ✭crazyhorsecowle


    Slapped,tickled, red & raw.Luxury!!!!

    True not the journey,falsely departed.

    "Squeeze me please"coming through,pardon.

    The burger was yum! clippity,clop!!

    He sold only hope,bankrupt He.

    icon7.png


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    #779
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Hemmingway, you've returned to haunt me


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    #780
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Tried my hand at this once


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    #781
    lilium inter Spinas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 727 ✭✭✭lilium inter Spinas


    I was always the other woman.


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