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Junkie shoots up on my bus, starts violently rapping.

vangoz

Its about half hour into the journey home, nothing strange happening until I get the slight smell of burning, I glance back and see a junkie at the back row either getting ready to shoot up or directly smoking something. Again nothing I havent seen before, I'm commuting from tallaght to town the past 6 years.
Thirty seconds later cue 10 minutes of bat sh1t crazy ranting, rapping and punching windows.
The chap was possessed, it was like one of those stories you hear of junkies in the US on crystal meth, just absolute rage.
I made the best of a bad situation and got an audio recording of him.
I only managed to upload it to youtube now, I've added in the chav meme with some running commentary as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWkZIk93WTE

EDIT - added part two, no captions on this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klrr57kMBRQ

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TeddyTedson

Big shout out to Queenhills

danslevent

The recording is of pretty high quality, what did you record it on?

This was class, fast thinking with recording it!

Chairman Meow

Thats not some junkie, you mallet head, its the best lyrical gangster in D-County.

Duggy747

Truly the sort of music you could make sweet love to.

vangoz

danslevent wrote: »

The recording is of pretty high quality, what did you record it on?

This was class, fast thinking with recording it!

Just my phone, a htc sensation.

I found another recording that I taught was lost (saved in a different directory).
I'll upload it later, its the best one so far :pac:

Jimmy Bottlehead

Amazing.

I want to have his mallet-head babies.

cloptrop

He started this tallaght ****.
And this the mother****in thanks he get ,
Hello ,
He started this tallaght ****
And this the mother****in thanks he get.

Im sure it sounded something like this inside his head.

vangoz

My lost recording is up, possibly the funniest one yet as he turns into a completely different character briefly and we finally find out who his nemesis in Tallaght is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OigxqEUVJ28

Lone Stone

watch out rubber bandit's this is the new ****s

nungesser

i wouldn't want to be on the bus with that junkie loser but i am seriously entertained having a beer and listening to your recording!

benway

Gift that keeps on giving. Da real blockz of D-County, yo.

Word.

Jen Pigs Fly

Awwwww he's confused

vangoz

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Awwwww he's confused

and a fuse

smokedeels

vangoz wrote: »

My lost recording is up, possibly the funniest one yet as he turns into a completely different character briefly and we finally find out who his nemesis in Tallaght is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OigxqEUVJ28

Play this over a Garage Rock instrumental and it's The Fall

vangoz

smokedeels wrote: »

Play this over a Garage Rock instrumental and it's The Fall

I'm mixing all three into a tween techno song

MyPeopleDrankTheSoup

quality entertainment for me sitting in my office but were you not shitting it on the bus with that nutter?! and did you a have a hangover from paddy's day or anything, imagine having the fear and having to listen to that lad!

vangoz

georgiecasey wrote: »

quality entertainment for me sitting in my office but were you not shitting it on the bus with that nutter?! and did you a have a hangover from paddy's day or anything, imagine having the fear and having to listen to that lad!

Ha not really, he was an 8 stone skeleton with hair. I was trying to hold my laugh in to not ruin the audio. More apprehensive of drunks tbh. Recorded it a couple of weeks ago, I got another junkie of the female variety threatening someone on her phone recorded last night :-)

cloptrop

So is he ownzey malonzey or does he have a beef with ownzey molonzey .

vangoz

cloptrop wrote: »

So is he ownzey malonzey or does he have a beef with ownzey molonzey .

I think he has a beef with owenzy, but owenzy is one of his personalities. Deep stuff.

EarlERizer

Sh1ts deep yo! NWA [(k)Nacker With Attitude] gotta love that east coast gangsta rap accent he's got going on since getting out of 'the pen'

I can see his 'body art' now lol "Drug Life" arced across his belly

I want to track down this MC Owensy Malonsey nemisis of his and get his 'dis' recorded.

There's not been a rap beef this big since Pac & Biggie yo! this guy got serious beef,he's leaving the safety of South Central Dublin and coming out to bandit country looking for MC Owensy! Sh1ts on.

narwhalthe

vangoz wrote: »

Everyone got off the top deck straight away, there was just me, the crack head and another lad left. I stayed to record the rest, not sure why the other bloke stayed

The other bloke probably had a rapping drug addict fetish.

mauzo

narwhalthe wrote: »

The other bloke probably had a rapping drug addict fetish.

They have 2 kids each by now....

Merkin

I'm a wee bit tipsy and I thought the thread title was "Junkie shoots up on my bus, starts violently fapping". I was thinking, what constitutes as a violent fap? :eek: Maybe I need spectacles.

DonLimon

I love the part where he accuses everybody of owning luxury beamers, on a bus, wtf.

I got on the Dublin Cork bus a while back and ended up sitting beside this knacker woman and her huge eastern European boyfriend, the two of them sculling a bottle of vodka. After a while they start shouting racist slurs at these two black women in front of them, so the black ladies move down the bus. So anyway the couple keep on annoying passengers, spilling drinks, shouting, singing etc. after a while the bus driver stopped in Cashel outside the garda station and gets some cops to drag them off. A couple of months later I see the two of them in the paper, they were done for murder in Cork, meet some strange people on public transport...

Smidge

Brilliant stuff op:D

I too was once a member of the brave individuals who travel on the 77.

I remember coming home from work and got on the 77 going into town.
There were already a few p*ssheads down the back upstairs by the time I got on.
Sat down and had to listen to the usual crap they carry on with while they crack open another can of Bulmers(sorry folks it wasn't Dutch Gold:p)

By the time we got to Meath Street they were in "Full swing".

It was the smell that hit me first, then the sudden mass exodus from behind me.
I looked down at my feet and there was literally a river of Bulmers vomit flowing down the bus.

Not a happy camper at having to walk from Meath Street in December :mad:

Duck Soup

Merkin wrote: »

I'm a wee bit tipsy and I thought the thread title was "Junkie shoots up on my bus, starts violently fapping". I was thinking, what constitutes as a violent fap? :eek:

That's when your hand slips off the end and you punch yourself in the face.

Barry Barry

Duck Soup wrote: »

That's when your hand slips off the end and you punch yourself in the face.

I can't stop laughing at that post!

CriticofScience

boobar wrote: »

A modern day poet....

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
YE BUNCH O FUKIN RAHTS!!!!!!

chopper6

Fluorescence wrote: »

Ah, DublinBus never fails to entertain. You should introduce this wonderful artist to the bloke who was on my bus last week - he introduced himself to me as "Anthony O Toole" and said he was here on a special mission from Mission Control 101 to help bring earth into the 5th dimension. He also roared "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and leaped off the bus on Dame St.

Seems to me like they might get along :pac:

Tony O'Toole...back!

Naked Lepper

thanks for the subtitles
luxery lol

love the rapping skills, think this guy could be big.