Beetlebum wrote: I'd also like to add that I can drink most men under the table...*burp*...
Beetlebum wrote: Now I may be a woman with a flat tummy and long flowing tresses but before the stone throwing and wimmin bashing commences, I'd like to get my two cents worth in... I like to call this game the 'tea & pee'.... It's best played in the house of a stranger or someone you don't like very much. At the end of the night, just before you leave, a bunch of lads piss into the kettle. The following morning the unsuspecting owner of the house awakens looking forward to a breakfast roll and a nice cup of tea...he hee hee... I'd also like to add that I can drink most men under the table...*burp*...
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Beetlebum wrote: For those of you who are adverse to exercise, I recommend a tapeworm...
trout wrote: we used play Hide the Turd in college ... in those days it was called Hide the Sh1t. we stopped playing it when lads started to Hide the Sh1t in milk cartons and freezers ... the absolute end of the game was a lad from Wicklow who emptied communal catering sized tub of Flora, placed a turd in it, and then refilled the tub with Flora. it wasn't found for days, until the turd was revealed as the Flora was used up :eek:
Beetlebum wrote: No can do I'm afraid. You see, I've been a lover of beer and pizza for many a year now but the tapeworm I picked up after eating a dodgy burger at Electric Picnic takes care of all the excess fat. It means I can sink beers and stuff my face with an array of culinary delights without having to worry about the ole beer gut!! For those of you who are adverse to exercise, I recommend a tapeworm... You're just gonna have to take my word for it or come up with a new challenge...
copacetic wrote: that tapeworm has a good life.
Beetlebum wrote: » He sure does, him and my lower intestine get on like a house on fire...
NIALL D wrote: » one the lads loves to leave a surprise at any house partys he goes to .. few months ago he got a pringle box removed all pringles , ****s in an puts a few pringles back on top... then made a few small holes in the lid to leave the smell vent out ... he put it under the young ones bed , we'v heard she had been lookin and wondering for about 5 or 6 weeks after where the smell was comin from. . even found the pringle box under the bed but didnt cop onto what was in it haha...