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You Know You're Getting Old When.....

Music blares from your 12 year old's room, walking by you shout in enthusiastically "techno", "eh, no dad" she shouts sarcastically, "dubstep". Ouch.

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MrMischief

- you read the death notices.
- your 7 year old asks you to explain to him what a tape player is.
- you start watching primetime.
- you dont recognise any of the songs in the TOP 10 of the charts

Abi

9959 wrote: »

You Know You're Getting Old When.....

Music blares from your 12 year old's room, walking by you shout in enthusiastically "techno", "eh, no dad" she shouts sarcastically, "dubstep". Ouch.

Oh sweet jesus... this kind of shyte?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LckVLexHLyg

Prepare the house while shes at school, no means of escape. Confiscate her ipod, the tv remote and whatever else she listens to this on. when she gets home, go into fúcking lock down till you sort her out!

Pumpkinseeds

1.When you wake up aching, for all the wrong reasons.

2.When you don't want to go to a bar unless you can be certain that you'll get a seat.

3.When you dismiss the opinions of anyone under the age of 20.

4.When you wouldn't even consider going to a nightclub.

5.When you're thinking of getting into your pajamas, just as the neighbours are heading off to a club.

9959

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

1.When you wake up aching, for all the wrong reasons.

2.When you don't want to go to a bar unless you can be certain that you'll get a seat.

3.When you dismiss the opinions of anyone under the age of 20.

4.When you wouldn't even consider going to a nightclub.

5.When you're thinking of getting into your pajamas, just as the neighbours are heading off to a club.

Was smugly ticking no to your checklist, then I got to number 5.
Oh well.

castletownman

bluecode wrote: »

When you begin to fancy older women. Then you realise most of them are younger than you.:mad:

Or when you look at MILF porn and begin to think: "You know what, it's time I settled down".

BrensBenz

What's MILF porn???

Plazaman

When you slow down for a look going by the slippers in Dunnes Stores.

Bassboxxx

When you think "jesus, there's some big kids in this school"....then realize they're the teachers.....

hooradiation

Evidently, the tipping point is when a genre of music confuses, scares and infuriates you.

lorrieq

You still go to mass every Sunday.

stargazer 68

1. When you have a 20 year old daughter!
2. When you have to look up to speak to your 14 year old son.
3. When you ARE the MILF!

4. When you read through this thread and you do every single one!!

:eek:

JohnMarston

BrensBenz wrote: »

What's MILF porn???

*Puts arm around shoulders, looks down and sighs deeply*

Son, its time you and I had a chat..

1ZRed

OldNotWIse wrote: »

The day after drinking is a complete write off

Even when you're tired/hungover, you are incapable of sleeping past 09:30 :eek:

Whenever I'm hungover I mostly wake up far earlier then I would on a normal weekend/day

I'm not old though

Irish Guitarist

You get the names of your family members mixed up.

admiralofthefleet

i was moaning that it was too loud in the pub on saturday night. im getting old

omb0wyn5ehpij9

OldNotWIse wrote: »

The day after drinking is a complete write off

Even when you're tired/hungover, you are incapable of sleeping past 09:30 :eek:

+1! I hate this.....can stay up drinking til 5 or 6 in the morning, but will still wake up about half 9 :mad:

up for anything

Phoenix wrote: »

You have to google what chinos are:pac:

No, you're getting old when you find out that they're coming back in again! :eek:

Fratton Fred

When you consider buying a practical car. When you swap your Volvo V50 for a TT you are having a mid life crisis.

When you know what the picture on the "Save" button represents.

Chucken

Feck it, I thought Dubstep was a band

[Deleted User]

I'm not old :cool:

thomasj

When you start talking about politics

You're even older when you can't shut up about it and watch vinny b every night.

JohnMarston

you inwardly mock that person on your facebook feed that thinks turning 18 is getting old

padd b1975

When you have more hair growing on your ears than you do on your head.

thomasj

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

You're not p*ssed off anymore that he never read your Jim'll Fix It letter.

Youve seen Jimll fix it on the box end of...

splendid101

When you realise that someone born during USA '94 is an adult now.

JohnMarston

splendid101 wrote: »

When you realise that someone born during USA '94 is an adult now.

I remember my brother collecting stickers for the sticker book for that.

kfallon

When it feels like your prick is only for pissing out of

Rented Mule

When you've got hemorrhoids older than most of the people that you work with.

Balmed Out

Yere all either very, very old or too young to remember but its only been six months since we last did this.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77960208

Irish Guitarist

You look at the 'All Things Retro' forum and see people talking about video games or mobile phones that came out when you were in your early thirties.