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The biggest news to hit boards in a long long time.

El Guapo!

Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come.
The moment we've all been waiting for has finally arrived.
I have a tear of joy in my eye as I type this.
Yes....he's back.
The manliest of all men.
The women want him and the men want to be him.

Lads and lassies................

TRENT IS BACK!!!!

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phasers wrote: »

Trent sucks

So is your face

holystungun9

Hardonraging wrote: »

Damn Newbz !! read the original threads ...Trent FTW !!

I'm guessing you were a lurker for a good while then. Join date May 2012?

kulluh

holystungun9 wrote: »

I'm guessing you were a lurker for a good while then. Join date May 2012?

Or a compulsive account creator? like me.

dgt

padraiggg wrote: »

A man in a hat went into a hotel, took his hat off and walked hatlessly up to the frontdesk.

Just GENIUS :cool:

keith16

mackg wrote: »

Read the original there, funny enough but definitely an element of "you had to be there" about it.

You just wish you were there. To have been had sex with.

mackg

keith16 wrote: »

You just wish you were there. To have been had sex with.

Maybe your right and I'm just playing hard to get now...

MaxSteele

phasers wrote: »

Trent sucks

The Prison Forum won't even take you after that.

Skerries

maybe it's the wine but i have only been able to read the first 3 pages, and that has taken 30 minutes to do as I keep bursting my bollocks laughing
i'll try it again tomorrow when i'm sober

Dave147

Following Trent from day one, he is epic. Favourite quote:

SKRRK! SKRRK! SKRRK! Trent could well remember that noise from the time he was in the army. "I can well remember that noise from the time I was in the army" Trent thought. No time for thinking, he thought.

That is genius, don't care what anyone else thinks.

It wasn't me!

Dave147 wrote: »

Following Trent from day one, he is epic. Favourite quote:

That is genius, don't care what anyone else thinks.

Very nearly stuccoed the monitor with breakfast cereal. Cheers for that!

Sofaspud

"Peeeow!" peeowed Trent making a noise like a gun shooting. "Peeow " to you too said the shopkeeper.

BANG! Trent shot the man dead! He fell on the floor like some shopping that hadn't been doubly bagged but there was heavy shopping in the bag, so the bag ripped.

Amazing stuff, has anyone bought the film rights yet?

IvySlayer

Biggins wrote: »

?

SNAP-KICK!

Can kill a lion easily, but not an elephant, don't be silly.

Nulty

If you don't appreciate Monty Python then you probably won't like Trent.

[Deleted User]

I can only imagine how confusing Trent must be to a non-English speaker.

A Primal Nut

Reading over the original thread now. I especially love the insights into his genius.

there was either an animal or perhaps the enemy and they made the SKRRK! noise and so Trent is naturally afraid of it. I don't really know what makes a SKRRK! noise though. Someone sharpening a knife perhaps. Much more dificult to write those joiny bits in between the action.

So true, so true. Those annoying joiny bits!

flyswatter

To think all those poor sods at Electric Picnic missing a landmark event such as this.

mongoman

Some people just need to get out more.

[Deleted User]

Thanks you, thank you so much for introducing me to the world of Trent. My life has become so much richer in the past twenty minutes, literature will never be the same again!

cml387

I'm sorry to rain on the parade but that new trent is just not...Trent.

Far too literate, self aware, the textual substance is just too coherent to be from the same writer as the classic we all knew and loved.

I'm sorry but this is like what George Lucas did to Star wars.

Go away padraigg and leave us with our dreams.

Oranage2

cml387 wrote: »

I'm sorry to rain on the parade but that new trent is just not...Trent.

Far too literate, self aware, the textual substance is just too coherent to be from the same writer as the classic we all knew and loved.

I'm sorry but this is like what George Lucas did to Star wars.

Go away padraigg and leave us with our dreams.

disagree!!!

It was like a Christmas special...but better.

Queen-Mise

Guess who's back, back again,
Trent is back, (with) a friend,
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
ad infinitum

ShooterSF

Trent is the reason I gave up any aspirations of writing. I'll never put together pieces as badly good writing as that. Fantastic stuff and I still have some of the audio chapters knocking around too...

BluesBerry

ShooterSF wrote: »

Trent is the reason I gave up any aspirations of writing. I'll never put together pieces as badly good writing as that. Fantastic stuff and I still have some of the audio chapters knocking around too...

Ah yes the audiobook I remember having that! I'm rereading the entire Trent saga good times

"Room service!" shouted Trent as he flew through the air. The man's neck broke instantly as Trent got him and his face was dead but had a smile on it! It was because he owned a chain of hotels and because of what Trent said in the air!

anhedonia

"Peeeow!" peeowed Trent making a noise like a gun shooting

I love the way he used peeeow as a verb there.

Highly enjoyable reading.

Wacker The Attacker

jay-me wrote: »

It's like fifty shades of grey for after hours'ers

fifty shades of ghey