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''if found please return to the pub'' t-shirts

EdenHazard

WTF is up with people wearing these shirts? Has anyone ever found them funny? Not me, its kinda immature, to me its like a novelty shirt, might get a few laughs on christmas morning but people wear them out normally.
Anyone else have disain for these t-shirts?

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IrishAm

Chuck Stone wrote: »

In fairness they're actually useful for raging alcoholics who've blacked out.

We don't black out, Chuck. Our memory just takes a bit of a break.

marshbaboon

Gongoozler wrote: »

Oh lulz

Backfired once when I had a close encounter with someone who I believe was a gay, I think he saw it as an invitation instead of a joke.

K4t

Still more original than a hollister tshirt.

1ZRed

some random drunk wrote: »

I wonder if any bloke, anywhere, ever has successfully pulled a girl while wearing an "It won't suck itself!" T-shirt.

Well that's just a shite attitude altogether

pebbles21

I have a "im no gynocologist but ill take a look" T-shirt.

Thing is ..its the best fitting t-shirt i have and the colour goes with the only pair of check shorts i picked up in Pennys..oh and i keep having to hide it from the wife before she fcuks it out

Goro

Gongoozler wrote: »

What are you, the 3 wolf moon shirt sales man?

Oh ye of little faith.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeEvnzy0JzQ

Gongoozler

What are you, the 3 wolf moon shirt sales man?

Goro

Bet he is still single though.

Man needs to get himself a 3 Wolf Moon shirt stat!

Gongoozler

marshbaboon wrote: »

No.

Oh lulz

marshbaboon

Gongoozler wrote: »

Are you female?

No.

Gongoozler

marshbaboon wrote: »

I used to go out to the pub in a T-shirt with this on it.

http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/designs/11344680,width=190,height=190/I-m-not-A-bitch,-I-m-THE-Bitch.png

Used to get a good laugh. I used to just tell people I was a big Samuel L Jackson fan.

Are you female?

marshbaboon

I used to go out to the pub in a T-shirt with this on it.

http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/designs/11344680,width=190,height=190/I-m-not-A-bitch,-I-m-THE-Bitch.png

Used to get a good laugh. I used to just tell people I was a big Samuel L Jackson fan.

Goro

It's no 3 wolf moon t-shirt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O13Y3XrPNDI

Since I got my wolf shirt my penis grew 3 inches. Now I have a 4 inch penis!

Tombi!

Gongoozler wrote: »

Oh. LOL No I'm not. LOL Maybe I should add a 'LOL' to the end of everything I write, to clarify. LOL

I just did it for you. I think I might have to punch you in the face if you did it, no offense. :pac:

Gongoozler

mattjack wrote: »

You're taking this thread way too serious.Four questions in your last sentence and an 'or' .

Oh. No I'm not. Maybe I should add a 'LOL' to the end of everything I write, to clarify.

BUBBLE WRAP

Saul-Goode9 wrote: »

Meh, I'm not too fussed about what peope's t-shirts say

Really? Mine says, "A blowjob, is better than no job" :cool:

Chuck Stone

In fairness they're actually useful for raging alcoholics who've blacked out.

hatrickpatrick

I always found them fairly amusing myself...

MJ23

If found, please punch me in the face.

RikkFlair

What pub would you return the prick to? What a stupid question be asked at that hour of the morning, by a tshirt!

mattjack

Gongoozler wrote: »

I would. Just so I could tell that story.

Does it work? Do you get covered in chocolate, and/or thrown to a group of lesbians? How does that work out for you?

You're taking this thread way too serious.Four questions in your last sentence and an 'or' .

EdenHazard

As civil as ever cson, don't happen to own one do you?

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Gongoozler wrote: »

Does it work? Do you get covered in chocolate, and/or thrown to a group of lesbians? How does that work out for you?

Don't actually have one

Seen it onetime and thought it was funny but I generally don't like those xplicit t shirts.

cson

Who gives a toss? It's a shite t-shirt. Hardly worthy of a shite thread of its own.

seven_eleven

Ah now, I dont think you're in a position to be commenting on people's maturity level :pac:

I honestly dont really care if they wear them or not. I dont judge them solely on their t-shirt. Its how they act with that t-shirt on that will make up my mind.

kowloon

Better than wearing an ad.

But personally I'll only wear eagles, wolves and bears.

Gongoozler

some random drunk wrote: »

I wonder if any bloke, anywhere, ever has successfully pulled a girl while wearing an "It won't suck itself!" T-shirt.

I would. Just so I could tell that story.

jar_of_coins wrote: »

"Cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians"

Only t shirt I ever wear out

Does it work? Do you get covered in chocolate, and/or thrown to a group of lesbians? How does that work out for you?

Washington Irving

Meh, I'm not too fussed about what peope's t-shirts say

gammygils

Wouldn't buy one even if pissed

What do you return to a pub? A bad pint? A borrowed Burco? Chairs?

J Mysterio

Shockingly bad taste.