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Are you sexable for a drink?

danniemcq

Ok so odd thing happened the last day in the pub

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Ireland V Spain, pub i was in was doing euro a pint during the game max 2 drinks a trip to the bar. Grand. Queued up and eventually got to the bar and noticed 2 girls trying to push their way past everyone and because they looked slutty people got out of the way. One leaned over to the guy beside me and asked him something and i've never seen a guys expression get so happy so quick and he tried to get the barmaid to get another 2 pints. Barmaid says no and he says sorry to her and walks off but in a way that made it for someone else to slip into his position at the bar.

So the girl then leans over to me and asks "Sorry, but are you sexable for a drink?"

I looked her up and down and said no sorry married and turned my back.

Now two things:

A) how slutty do people have to be to offer sex for a one euro pint

and

how desperate would YOU have to be for a ride off someone offering sex for a one euro pint?

and to top it all off it was only Heiniken

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ManofStraw

A girl once told me that she would ride me for a can of Bulmers ..... Happy Days:D

Defiler Of The Coffin

Those girls were sluts. They were probably born naked as well. Along with inclinations for social engineering.

Sea Filly

later12 wrote: »

Oh yes, it's a sexual minefield out there.

Err, yes it is. LOTS of people have one STD or another, whether they know it or not. Nobody ever thinks they have one though.

smurgen

seamus wrote: »

Unavailable for Comment wrote: »

How long did she think it was gonna take to go off and ride someone?

You honestly think that these girls were offering sex in lieu of drinks?

Do you not think it's much more likely that they were simply getting gormless horny idiots to buy them drinks because they're dumb enough to believe that a girl will shag them for buying a drink?

They get the drink, say "thanks a mill" and then disappear. Men are fncking idiots when they get even the slightest sniff of it.

Why not? A girl gave one of my buddies a bj in the bathroom of a cork city bar because he bought her a shot.she wasn't drunk or drugged when she done it either and didn't look like the slitty type at all.

Mr.Crinklewood

Duggy747 wrote: »

I ride you for a Toffee Crisp

x x x

Micky Dolenz

There is a pub round my way like that, you get loads of free drinks and all the sex you can handle.

So my sister tells me, she's there all the time.

Mr.Crinklewood

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

There is a pub round my way like that, you get loads of free drinks and all the sex you can handle.

So my sister tells me, she's there all the time.

"The Cockwell Inn"

tan11ie

smurgen wrote: »

Why not? A girl gave one of my buddies a bj in the bathroom of a cork city bar because he bought her a shot.she wasn't drunk or drugged when she done it either and didn't look like the slitty type at all.

Classy bird eh

BTW I DON'T BELIEVE THIS STORY

Kev.OC

So, we're being led to believe that this girl was offering to give a guy sex if he bought her and her a friend a drink.

And pints were €1.

So best case scenario, sex for €2.

Yes, there's a big chance (actually, it's pretty much a certainty) that you won't get any, but it's worth the gamble I think.

validusername1

danniemcq wrote: »

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So the girl then leans over to me and asks "Sorry, but are you sexable for a drink?"

I looked her up and down and said no sorry married and turned my back.

Now two things:

A) how slutty do people have to be to offer sex for a one euro pint

and

how desperate would YOU have to be for a ride off someone offering sex for a one euro pint?

and to top it all off it was only Heiniken

Chances are, she was only asking guys that so that they'd buy her a drink, thinking they were in for something. Then she'd take the drink and ditch him. Happens all the time..

smurgen

tan11ie wrote: »

smurgen wrote: »

Why not? A girl gave one of my buddies a bj in the bathroom of a cork city bar because he bought her a shot.she wasn't drunk or drugged when she done it either and didn't look like the slitty type at all.

Classy bird eh

[COLOR="White"]BTW I DON'T BELIEVE THIS STORY [/COLOR]

It did happen, it was in the brog.a place frequented by a lot of strange folk.the girl that did it looked like ye quiet type not slutty at all which made it even more strange