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Scanlas The 2nd

Countless times in real life and in the movies people die because they don't have the cop on to play dead. One example being the school shootings in America, find some dead bodies in a corner and lie down beside them facing down.

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Sunnyisland

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Countless times in real life and in the movies people die because they don't have the cop on to play dead. One example being the school shootings in America, find some dead bodies in a corner and lie down beside them facing down.

Thanks for the tip and em do you know something we dont :eek:

onemorechance

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

in real life and in the movies

:pac:

MadYaker

I don't know about you but when I'm going on a homicidal rampage I always bring extra rounds so when I'm done I can put one in every dead persons head just to be sure.

You can't be too careful these days.

Where To

What comes instinctively to a possum doesn't necessarily come instinctively to a human.

kincsem

Too late. :mad:

Nothingbetter2d

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Countless times in real life and in the movies people die because they don't have the cop on to play dead. One example being the school shootings in America, find some dead bodies in a corner and lie down beside them facing down.

i think most people are too scared sh!tless to think rationally in a real life situation. in the movies they are paid to die

southcentralts

Fight or flight or pretend?

Sea Filly

Anders Brevik shot people who were playing dead to make sure they were dead. Seems lunatics are becoming wise to this. :-/

shopaholic01

Yes, it's always easy to be rational when staring death in the face. It's a bitch when they notice you walking over to the bodies in the corner and lying face down though:rolleyes:.

Bad Panda

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Countless times in real life and in the movies people die because they don't have the cop on to play dead. One example being the school shootings in America, find some dead bodies in a corner and lie down beside them facing down.

I think you'll find a few people survived school shootings by playing dead.

Also, latest examples I've read about have been in the Anders Breveik (spl?) attack.

stovelid

Please never stop bequeathing the treasures of your mind to the world.

Scanlas The 2nd

If I ever go on a murderous shooting rampage and see some bad attempts at playing dead, I will give them credit and only shoot them once or twice below the waist. At least they showed some intelligence even if the execution wasn't the best.

phasers

I'd go and hide in the ladies room, all these mad fellas seem to be male so I'd be grand

onemorechance

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

If I ever go on a murderous shooting rampage and see some bad attempts at playing dead, I will give them credit and only shoot them once or twice below the waist. At least they showed some intelligence even the execution wasn't the best.

Here's another tip for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98hO97ky-sA

Chuck Stone

Zombies know when people are pretending.

Itwasntme.

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Countless times in real life and in the movies people die because they don't have the cop on to play dead. One example being the school shootings in America, find some dead bodies in a corner and lie down beside them facing down.

onemorechance wrote: »

:pac:

While it is fair to assume the OP was high when he posted this, this is actually how hundreds survived the Rwandan genocide. They lay besides the dead, under the dead, smeared themselves in blood....it worked.

[Deleted User]

OP is one of those people that shouts at the screen in the cinema...

"Ah, that submarine is so fake. Look, you can see the strings.
AAAH An octopus!"

Pottler

Thanks for the tip scanlas, I will try it later. Just hope someone decides to run amok in rural Kildare tonight and shoots the wife and kids first, hate to waste this valuable piece of lifehacking wisdom. That or I'll ram the gun up their hole, I'll wait and see what the humour is like, you know yourself, never know if you'll be in a mello, play dead mood, or feeling feisty.:)

flutterflye

southcentralts wrote: »

Fight or flight or pretend?

It's called fight, flight, or freeze.
You just don't often hear about the 'freeze' part in pop psychology for some reason.

mark renton

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Countless times in real life and in the movies people die because they don't have the cop on to play dead. One example being the school shootings in America, find some dead bodies in a corner and lie down beside them facing down.

Important to note that anyone who has been unsuccessful with this tactic is not here to verbalise how bad this idea actually is :cool:

Itwasntme.

This thread is hilarious. AH- where verbal diarrhea reigns supreme and never disappoints.

onemorechance

Itwasntme. wrote: »

While it is fair to assume the OP was high when he posted this, this is actually how hundreds survived the Rwandan genocide. They lay besides the dead, under the dead, smeared themselves in blood....it worked.

It's a good thing that they did not watch the same movies as the OP! :pac:

Shryke

That Norwegian guy said during his statement in court that he made sure to shoot bodies on the ground to make sure they weren't just playing dead. Goes to show you might be better off running your ass away from the maniac.

Scanlas The 2nd

Shryke wrote: »

That Norwegian guy said during his statement in court that he made sure to shoot bodies on the ground to make sure they weren't just playing dead. Goes to show you might be better off running your ass away from the maniac.

He was an evil genius though, thats the exception that proves the rule.

Leeg17

To quote Zombieland...

Rule #4: Double tap

Kylo Ren

I would try to squirm my way into the dead bodies through the anal cavity. This, in theory, should protect me from anyone shooting the dead bodies.

But that's just me...

Shryke

It's not exactly genius OP. You thought of it yourself in fairness :P

Pottler

better still, just run around screaming like a wuss, zig zagging like hell and hope they are a crap shot. Or do a funny mime and hope they can't shoot for laughing. Seems about as good advice as the op. Better still, hide in a dark corner and take some quick internet lessons on your iphone in Aikido, and turn their gun on themselves using your new found Stephen Segal skills.

Wibbs

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

If I ever go on a murderous shooting rampage and see some bad attempts at playing dead, I will give them credit and only shoot them once or twice below the waist. At least they showed some intelligence even if the execution wasn't the best.

....and the soul searching starts here. We can count ourselves among those who history will judge for not stopping Scanlas's rampage in his local Tescos at this early stage. The signs are there for all to see...

Gummy Panda

Climb a tree. They never think to check the trees