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Zombie Attack In Miami

JONJO THE MISER

Yes you have heard it here first.....

A naked man was shot to death after police found him chewing off the face of another man.
Police tried to stop the man on Saturday on an off-ramp of a major roadway in Miami from gnawing on the other man's head after he managed to eat half of it.
Police shot the man thinking it would end the attack, but the aggressor continued to devour the victim prompting authorities to fire at least half a dozen shots until he died.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150585/Naked-man-shot-dead-police-chewed-mans-face-leaving-victim-fighting-life.html#ixzz1w4ySbLZw

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Kimia

Yes. It's very odd - either the dude on the left is the victim, in which case the dude on the right is the zombie and doesn't stop moving at all during the video, even though police are swarming around (and so presumably the zombie is not dead!), or the dude on the left is the dead zombie dude and the guy on the right is the victim, and the police are swarming around not helping him patch up his half eaten head.

Very odd indeed.

Smidge

Here's my thinking on it.

Maybe they are not zombies

Maybe they were just getting down to the nasty under the over pass

And one of them is a terrible kisser

We have all known someone who when kissing would "eat the face offa ya"

I'll get my coat

Augmerson

It's just homeless yahoo's on drugs. World would be a lot safer if we just put these people on a boat out to sea. I was taking money out of the ATM earlier and one of them came up behind me and tried to grab my wallet off me, the god damn son of a bitch scratched me real bad along my arm too. No point going to the hospital though, just sit in an emergency ward for 10 hours. I think I'll stop typing now, the scratch is throbbing and I feel strange.

I feel hungry.

krudler

Augmerson wrote: »

It's just homeless yahoo's on drugs. World would be a lot safer if we just put these people on a boat out to sea. I was taking money out of the ATM earlier and one of them came up behind me and tried to grab my wallet off me, the god damn son of a bitch scratched me real bad along my arm too. No point going to the hospital though, just sit in an emergency ward for 10 hours. I think I'll stop typing now, the scratch is throbbing and I feel strange.

I feel hungry.

itchy.....

tasty....

Augmerson

krudler wrote: »

itchy.....

tasty....

The letter you find in the researcher's room in Resident Evil 1

Right before one of those "things" lunges out of the closet for you.

"Scot came in. Ugly Face so killed him.

4

Itchy

Tasty".

paddy kerins

Well... Shít

Gummy Panda

This all the excuse I need

/starts bludgeoning cúnts

Doc Ruby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk

omgitsthelazor

What do the Irish laws state in relation to cannibalism out of curiosity?

Sauve

omgitsthelazor wrote: »

What do the Irish laws state in relation to cannibalism out of curiosity?

Dude get a hobby, seriously.

briany

Kess73 wrote: »

Attack on a highway slip road.

Not too unlike how We're Alive started.

Please be shufflers, please be shufflers, please be shufflers. Because sprinters are going to put a serious crimp in a lot of folk's survival plans.

If they are sprinters, I hope they chase down and kill the cretinous and cynical Hollywood writer/producer/director who watched 28 Days Later, totally missed the point and got to work on that Dawn of the Dead remake.

Vicxas

Im just gald i gave that salesman all my money for Zombie insurance.

Dancor

Homeless zombies?

Change? Any spare change?

cowzerp

nua domhan wrote: »

Please Please Please Please be the start of the Zombie rising!

Could have been Jebus coming back and they shot him-Shame..

Wompa1

One strange thing is that they're excellent dancers!?!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCUdRUjeM-c

Mr Benevolent

Dancor wrote: »

Homeless zombies?

Change Brains? Any spare change brains?

FYP

Sea Sharp

"I'll give you some head if you share your meth with me"

"Hmm, head"

"on no, arghhhhhhhhjj"

Jester252

Sea Sharp wrote: »

"I'll give you some head if you share your meth with me"

"Hmm, head"

"on no, arghhhhhhhhjj"

Seems like a fair deal

ArtyM

cowzerp wrote: »

Could have been Jebus coming back and they shot him-Shame..

What f***in version of the Bible have you been reading????

phelo2121

omgitsthelazor wrote: »

What do the Irish laws state in relation to cannibalism out of curiosity?

Don't do it I hope lol!

Varied

ArtyM wrote: »

What f***in version of the Bible have you been reading????

The mel gibson wan.

Pete M.

omgitsthelazor wrote: »

What do the Irish laws state in relation to cannibalism out of curiosity?

It's alright as long as you're married and not a vegetarian.

Capt'n Midnight

omgitsthelazor wrote: »

What do the Irish laws state in relation to cannibalism out of curiosity?

Suicide used to be illegal, so I'm guessing there would be problems even with consent.

Raw meat would be 0% VAT rate, but if it was done as a tourist attraction it might attract the 9% rate, or the 13.5% rate if it was you viewed it as a service.

AH answer, "he comes from a disadvantaged family, had a history of addiction, but is now seeking treatment and has found God and given up meat for lent" so probably a suspended sentence

Grumpypants

Daily Mail ? I'm surprised the headline wasn't Foreign zombies get £3,000 a week on social welfare.

biko

Some posts removed.
Please do not link to images of the bitten man. This site and forum caters for 13yo's so that's too much. Anyone eager enough for gore can probably find these images by themselves.

BigDuffman

Zombie Jesus that is naaasty. Survivable (questionable if you'd want to though). So if the chap pulls through would be interesting to hear the lead up.

Half naked guy off his head pays homeless guy for sex, then due to insane drugs + psychosis goes all hannibal lector? I've yet to hear of someone so off their head that they could manage something like this.

Closer inspection of picture his right eye has been removed or eaten the article says "gouged".

I still find it very odd how the police do nothing bar secure the scene. The chap was obviously in bad condition but very much alive as you can see him attempting to get up. There is not much they can do as first responders to injuries like that, but they could of at least kept the chap lying down and talked him through it.

But back to Scenario Z.

What can one look forward to unrelated public disorder incidences. Rioting. Martial law.

I for one am taking my tomahawk out of the wardrobe putting it under the bed and keeping the keys to the gunsafe handy!

My name is URL

People have suffered far more severe injuries than that in traffic accidents etc, and many go on to make full recoveries. It looks extremely gruesome but I'd say he'll survive. He's not dead yet and the most crucial hours are over him. Biggest concern now is probably infection. The guy's homeless though, so it's hard to see how he'd ever manage in the long term.

aligator_am

Holy horsin' Jaysus on a bike! just saw those pics, fookin' hell that lad is banjoed.

I saw a post on abovetopsecret in connection to this but it linked a load of other news stories about rabies outbreaks all around the same time in the U.S. so maybe it is the zompocalypse.

African rabies has been unleashed

bridget84

My name is URL wrote: »

People have suffered far more severe injuries than that in traffic accidents etc, and many go on to make full recoveries. It looks extremely gruesome but I'd say he'll survive. He's not dead yet and the most crucial hours are over him. Biggest concern now is probably infection. The guy's homeless though, so it's hard to see how he'd ever manage in the long term.

It's not so much his injuries that are disturbing. It's the fact that a random person just ate his face off in broad daylight. People actually scare me, you really don't know what they're capable of.

cloptrop

Jayzus zombies , this could only happen in Obamas liberal america.
Bush would have declared war on them years ago.Clinton would have had sex with them .
If you look at the JFK assassination video I can swear you see a zombie cover him and start eating his brain.
Damn liberals.