I've been working in a cafe for the last four months. Everyday my boss is really mean to me. He tells me that I'm not doing enough work and he shouts at me.
Today I was cleaning the floor, and he walks over and drops a burger on the ground. "Call that floor clean, that's not clean" he shouted. He then got an omelette and mushed into a table I had just cleaned.
I snapped. I walked over to him and looked him square in the eye. "Big mistake pal" I said. I then picked up a big bowl filled with strawberry jelly and dumped it on his head. But that's not where it ends. Two of my work collegues who he has tormented for many years then began mushing spagetti bolognese in his face.
The whole cafe then began dancing and singing in synchronization. All the customers he had overpriced for all those years started cheering and suddenly music started playing. It really was quite remarkable.
This was the music that started playing.
Everyone in the cafe was dancing and then trumpets started playing. It was fantastic. We then walked out onto the street where a big parade had formed. Are boss disorientated by the commotion was staggering around while everyone was dancing and cheering all around him. It was magical. I will never forget it.
Anyway, in hindsight it may not have been the best idea in the world as it's my only source of income and the job markets fairly tough out there. Do you think he will be mad when I turn up for work on Monday?
