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leonidas83

I have the hangover to end all hangovers & my place looks like something out of baghdad. The jacks smells something out of chernobyl after my bro took a dump in it just before we went out & ive got a raging horn but am too drunk to sort myself out, hate saturday mornings:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

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Pushtrak

Surefire cure for a hangover. You take a glass of nearly frozen, unstrained tomato juice. You plop a couple of oysters in there and you drink it down. Breathe deeply. Next you take a mound and I mean a mound of sweetbreads sauteed with some Canadian bacon and chestnuts. Finally some biscuits, big biscuits, smothered in gravy. Now here's where it gets tricky, you're gonna need some anchovies.

telekon

leonidas83 wrote: »

I have the hangover to end all hangovers & my place looks like something out of baghdad. The jacks smells something out of chernobyl after my bro took a dump in it just before we went out & ive got a raging horn but am too drunk to sort myself out, hate saturday mornings:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Simple. Ask your brother.

Zen65

leonidas83 wrote: »

The jacks smells something out of chernobyl after my bro took a dump in it just before we went out & ive got a raging horn but am too drunk to sort myself out, ...

Maybe your bro could sort you out...... sounds like he owes you one!

Z

(a curse on this slow internet connection .... beaten to the punchline by telekon)

blindside88

What ever you do, don't sort yourself out if you think your headache is bad now wait until the blood starts flowin away from the little man. Hair of the dog is the only cure for ya, get out in the sun with a few bottles you'll be right as rain

leonidas83

blindside88 wrote: »

What ever you do, don't sort yourself out if you think your headache is bad now wait until the blood starts flowin away from the little man. Hair of the dog is the only cure for ya, get out in the sun with a few bottles you'll be right as rain

all the bottles have been drunk in what looks like some sort of blitz on the apartment last night, & im too fecking lazy to go to the shop & get some, thanks tho

Jester252

Go out and stay in the sun all day You'll be grand

Herb Powell

leonidas83 wrote: »

I have the hangover to end all hangovers & my place looks like something out of baghdad. The jacks smells something out of chernobyl after my bro took a dump in it just before we went out & ive got a raging horn but am too drunk to sort myself out, hate saturday mornings:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

What.

foleypio

leonidas83 wrote: »

I have the hangover to end all hangovers & my place looks like something out of baghdad. The jacks smells something out of chernobyl after my bro took a dump in it just before we went out & ive got a raging horn but am too drunk to sort myself out, hate saturday mornings:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

lol:) ur a legend boss

foleypio

Herb Powell wrote: »

What.

are u stupid or something, the bloke just told ya a story

Zebra3

leonidas83 wrote: »

The jacks smells something out of chernobyl after my bro took a dump in it

Open the window.

Share the wealth.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Story?

Owen_S

And another idiot who doesn't drink water so he can complain about having a hangover.

kfallon

Bit of a hangover meself but reckon I'll be back in the boozer within the hour, tis your only man

Sea Filly

leonidas83 wrote: »

I have the hangover to end all hangovers & my place looks like something out of baghdad. The jacks smells something out of chernobyl after my bro took a dump in it just before we went out & ive got a raging horn but am too drunk to sort myself out, hate saturday mornings:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Self-inflicted, buddy boy!

Owen_S wrote: »

And another idiot who doesn't drink water so he can complain about having a hangover.

That doesn't work, nothing works. So OP needs to suck it up.

leonidas83

Owen_S wrote: »

And another idiot who doesn't drink water so he can complain about having a hangover.

drank loads of water last night & this morning, still have a mad hangover, thanks owen s for your contribution tho, u sound like a sound fella

DICKHEAD

foleypio

leonidas83 wrote: »

drank loads of water last night & this morning, still have a mad hangover, thanks owen s for your contribution tho, u sound like a sound fella

DICKHEAD

LMAOF:)

Battered Mars Bar

If you've no womans get one. They'll nag you into drinking less, cook hearty meals and have the house spotless not to mention see to your horn whenever the situation arises. I was thinking about getting one myself

leonidas83

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

If you've no womans get one. They'll nag you into drinking less, cook hearty meals and have the house spotless not to mention see to your horn whenever the situation arises. I was thinking about getting one myself

sounds boring tbh

Battered Mars Bar

leonidas83 wrote: »

sounds boring tbh

I don't know, get two or three then:p

mattjack

foleypio wrote: »

LMAOF

We don't use text speak around these parts.

We be all edcedut learn stuff.

Scioch

I feel grand today because I'm not stupid and ignorant enough to drink myself into a stupor for "the craic".

Yeah I said it !!

leonidas83

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I don't know, get two or three then:p

raging horn is getting hornier

leonidas83

LordSmeg wrote: »

I feel grand today because I'm not stupid and ignorant enough to drink myself into a stupor for "the craic".

Yeah I said it !!

arent u gr8 miss goody too shoes,

whispers
dry sh**e

foleypio

mattjack wrote: »

We don't use text speak around these parts.

We be all edcedut learn stuff.

are u serious, ud want to grow a pair, saturday morning & ur banging on about my txt speak, jesus wept

stovelid

Fill up a deep frothing glass of man the fuck up and drink deeply from it.

branbee

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

If you've no womans get one. They'll nag you into drinking less, cook hearty meals and have the house spotless not to mention see to your horn whenever the situation arises. I was thinking about getting one myself

If its a woman that nags and cooks there's not a chance that same woman will be seeing to his horn whenever the need arises!

As for drinking water, does not do ****! So op complain away- i feel your pain!

Scioch

Yeah I'm Miss (Mr really) Goody two shoes dry shyte because I dont drink myself into oblivion and then moan about a hangover.

I despair sometimes I really do.

Leiva

Call Marty McFly and get yourself up to 88mph and get back there (last night)

Slap your brother whilst in the jacks having the dump and remind him to flush.

Go out and get two high class prostitutes and get them to keep you up night, preventing a hangover and taming away a roaring horn.

Sorted !

foleypio

LordSmeg wrote: »

Yeah I'm Miss (Mr really) Goody two shoes dry shyte because I dont drink myself into oblivion and then moan about a hangover.

I despair sometimes I really do.

you sound like a miss tho;)

Diego Maradona

So Chernobyl smells like someones after having a shite?