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Venison's dear isn't it?
That's all I got.
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Bootup
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
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Why do women have two holes so close together? In case you miss.
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What do you call an adolescent rabbit? A pubic hair.
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Alimony: The billing without the cooing.
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What's the difference between parsley and puss? Nobody eats parsley.
hungrypig
ruaidhri quinn
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How do you know you're really ugly? Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
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What did the Leper say to the Prostitute? Keep the tip.
im invisible
civil servant
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What should you do if your boyfriend starts smoking? Slow down.
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What's sticky, white and falls from the sky? The cumming of the Lord
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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
youtheman
Q : how do you confuse a homosexual
A : six
tayto lover
A squirrel went on the beer one day and lost his keys.
He was locked out of his tree.
I'll get my coat.
shootermacg
Confucius say: Man who have hand in pocket, feel cocky all day.
He also say: man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger!
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When chemists die, they barium.
barleybooley
Confucius say "Man walking sideways through Airport door going to Bangkok"
shootermacg
he also say:
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Bootup
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Supermensch
What do you call a convent full of nuns? A Virgin Megastore.
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What do mountains talk about? A range of topics.
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If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
bdoo
I heard a dyslexic lesbian singing tony christies 'Show me the way to ramadildo'
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It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.
Bootup
I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
little swift
whats black white and blue and flys through the sky................
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a magpie with a wrangler jacket on........................................
