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Father Ted

Paully D

Superb comedy really, hasn't aged at all in the 14 years since the last episode was made. One of the small few shows I can watch time and time again and still get a laugh from.

I'd imagine it was very controversial at the time of its release though.

What's your favourite episode? Personally I like ''Hell'', where the lads go on holiday to the caravan park and end up having to share a caravan with Father Noel Furlong (Graham Norton). Other classics are the episodes where Ted is accused of being racist and ''Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse''.

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micropig

Father Dougal: [at the Airport] I think this is the greatest moment of my life!

Mrs. Doyle: Me too!

Father Jack Hackett: [shouts] Big bras!

garysully1986

I almost fell of the couch laughing at Bishop Brennan after Ted went into his room to use the toilet.

He looks horrified

"But there's no toilet in here!"

GaryIrv93

Ted: ''That used to be quite common you know - the favourite son would become a doctor, and the idiot brother'd be sent off to the priesthood, heh''
Dougal: ''Your brother's a doctor isn't he?''
Ted: ''Yes,''

St.Spodo

''Milk goes sour you know. Except for UHT milk, but there's no demand for that because it's shíte.''

Plug

Ted: Sheep, like all wool-bearing animals, instinctively travel north, where it's colder, and they won't be so stuffy.

Dougal: so which way is north then?

Ted: Ehh, I don't know.

Aglomerado

Yahoo. I love this thread.

(Todd Unctuous watching Extended Latin Mass)

He gives good Mass. He really knows how to work the altar. Look at that chalice work. Effortless.

cartell_best

In the episode where the sheep are in a contest and a voice in the background goes "fookin hell"

Agricola

I really shouldnt be here!

benway

He got a mane of white hair, kinda like you get on a mule.

Benny_Cake

benway wrote: »

He got a mane of white hair, kinda like you get on a mule.

"I was in a bar in Celbridge..."

"Father Clippit says a good long mass. Four hours he does. Since his stroke."

Togepi

"Get them feckin' Crunchies out of the car..."

Flimbos

Mrs Doyle: Ah, look at him there with his hairy hands!

Fr Jack: Nuns! Nuns! Reverse!

Fr Ted: You were wearing your blue jumper?
Fr Dougal: Ah, Sister Assumpta!!

Fr. Ted: Doesn't Mary have a lovely bottom?
Priest: Careful Father, you might offend some of the girls.
Fr. Ted: Of course, they all have lovely bottoms!

GaryIrv93

I'm not after the Chinese!!!

fundlebundle

This is from memory as incant fin the quote:

Ms Dineen: did you hear what happened mr Sweeney?
These young lads broke in his house and started messin with him and they put a bra on him.
Ms Doyle: poor mr sweeney he won't like that. I heard there where over 200 cases of forced transvestism involving mr Sweeney this year.

It's all the small stories about the strange characters that inhabit the island that I love the most.

benway

GaryIrv93

Benson: ''I've had that whistle for 40 year! Saved me grandfather it did''

Ted: - ''Did it?''

Benson: - ''It did indeed. He was being executed by the British. When they shot him, the whistle was in his shirt pocket and deflected all the bullets away from him!''

Ted: - ''That's incredible! Did he survive?''

Benson: - ''No they just reloaded and shot him again...''

castletownman

"Ah Ted! Bishops love sci-fi"

micropig

GaryIrv93 wrote: »

Benson: ''I've had that whistle for 40 year! Saved me grandfather it did''

Ted: - ''Did it?''

Benson: - ''It did indeed. He was being executed by the British. When they shot him, the whistle was in his shirt pocket and deflected all the bullets away from him!''

Ted: - ''That's incredible! Did he survive?''

Benson: - ''No they just reloaded and shot him again...''

Fup off:D

oppenheimer1

Paully D wrote: »

Superb comedy really, hasn't aged at all in the 14 years since the last episode was made. One of the small few shows I can watch time and time again and still get a laugh from.

I'd imagine it was very controversial at the time of its release though.

What's your favourite episode? Personally I like ''Hell'', where the lads go on holiday to the caravan park and end up having to share a caravan with Father Noel Furlong (Graham Norton). Other classics are the episodes where Ted is accused of being racist and ''Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse''.

It has aged in fairness. There are many references to nineties pop culture and politics. For example the Sinead O'Connor like artist, the horse called "Divorce Referendum" etc.

It wasn't that controversial at the time of its release either. Some priests denounced it, but such protestations were in the minority and largely ignored by the media.

GaryIrv93

micropig wrote: »

Fup off:D

Ya grasshole!

micropig

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

It has aged in fairness. There are many references to nineties pop culture and politics. For example the Sinead O'Connor like artist, the horse called "Divorce Referendum" etc.

It wasn't that controversial at the time of its release either. Some priests denounced it, but such protestations were in the minority and largely ignored by the media.

Careful now!:p

user098

Was't Fr Brian Darcy, Dermot Morgan's inspiration for Fr. Trendy and later Fr. Ted ?

admiralofthefleet

GaryIrv93 wrote: »

Ya grasshole!

this is my fuppin spot

susita06

GaryIrv93 wrote: »

Benson: ''I've had that whistle for 40 year! Saved me grandfather it did''

Ted: - ''Did it?''

Benson: - ''It did indeed. He was being executed by the British. When they shot him, the whistle was in his shirt pocket and deflected all the bullets away from him!''

Ted: - ''That's incredible! Did he survive?''

Benson: - ''No they just reloaded and shot him again...''

Just watched that episode too :-D

Fieldies Dreams

I like father ted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q08uaFD1-IA

opinion guy

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

It has aged in fairness. There are many references to nineties pop culture and politics. For example the Sinead O'Connor like artist, the horse called "Divorce Referendum" etc.

Eh Sinead O'Connor has been all over the news in the last week - and the way things are goin with abortion now a discussion point, it won't be long before divorce referendums are being discussed again - lets face it the 4 year thing is ridiculous.

Randomly enough I've caught a few episodes of this for the first time in years and thoroughly enjoyed them.

Dunny

Bishop Brennan: Crilly, it's me, Bishop Brennan.
Father Ted: Oh feck! [realises his mistake]
Bishop Brennan: WHAT!?
Father Ted: [putting on a bad French accent] 'Oo is dis? Zere is no Crilly 'ere! [hangs up]

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Bishop Brennan: Alright Crilly, I'll make this short. What would the following suggest to you: "Jack", "sleep-walking", and "bollock-naked"?
Father Ted: Oh no!
Bishop Brennan: Now this is the third time in the last six months! You may have heard of Brian Noonan, a very important Junior Minister- and a personal friend of mine- and I can tell you now the last thing he and his family needs to see is the vision of an elderly priest wearing only a hat and a pair of socks! Now I'll be around on Thursday to inspect security arrangements, and Crilly...
Father Ted: Yes, your Grace?
Bishop Brennan: [referring to the previous call] If you ever try to bull**** me like that again, I will rip off your arms!

BunShopVoyeur

buyer95 wrote: »

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

Father Ted has a couple of good moments. Pretty mediocre.

Does us all a favour and just die

-snip-

Poster banned

sunflower27

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

Do me a favour and let me know when your kids *fingers crossed* get leukemia.

What a truly f*cked up thing to say. Unreal.

BunShopVoyeur

sunflower27 wrote: »

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

Do me a favour and let me know when your kids *fingers crossed* get leukemia.

What a truly f*cked up thing to say. Unreal.

It's fine for him to tell me to go die though? The hypocrisy is what is unreal.