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Stag Party

nicowa

So my fellas friends let him down on the first night of his stag so he's at home with me and his son... we've had a few drinks and a few whiskeys... what's next?

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Dunny

Scrabble

Gee Bag

A ride?

LilyCricket

Kick his mates arses?

AlmightyCushion

Start stripping.

marty1985

Wow nice party. If he hurries he'll catch the last ten minutes of the Late Late Show.

El Guapo!

Blowjob

MickySticks

You are living in sin?

Shame on you!

senorwipesalot

You and his son?

rogieop

nicowa wrote: »

So my fellas friends let him down on the first night of his stag so he's at home with me and his son... we've had a few drinks and a few whiskeys... what's next?

genuinely?

New friends.

What a pack of knobs. how can you let somebody down on their stag? surely it was all pre arranged.

LETHAL LADY

How was he let down?

JerryHandbag

Find an actual stag and get drunk with it. End up hanging decorations off its antlers. Such a beautiful beast!

Gee Bag

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

How was he let down?

The coke was cut to sh1t and the hookers were mingers

Agricola

Chain him to the armchair and tell him he might as well start getting settled in to married life sooner or later.

Tesco Massacre

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Find an actual stag and get drunk with it. End up hanging decorations off its antlers. Such a beautiful beast!

Seriously, Jerry, is that even realistic?

Where are they supposed to find decorations at this hour?

duinegorm

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Seriously, Jerry, is that even realistic?

Where are they supposed to find decorations at this hour?

24 hour Tesco. :rolleyes:

pache

nicowa wrote: »

So my fellas friends let him down on the first night of his stag so he's at home with me and his son... we've had a few drinks and a few whiskeys... what's next?

Anal....??

Tesco Massacre

duinegorm wrote: »

24 hour Tesco. :rolleyes:

Touché

JerryHandbag

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Seriously, Jerry, is that even realistic?

Where are they supposed to find decorations at this hour?

The attic. Recycle those old decorations, no need to buy new ones!

not yet

Porn.....

tan11ie

Friends!

For Forks Sake

You need either:

a) a corpse
b) an unidentified bag of cash
c) a drugs stash

Deus Ex Machina

Sounds like as much craic as watching your parents being autopsied. What's next? Fucking suicide if it were me.

senorwipesalot

For Forks Sake wrote: »

You need either:

a) a corpse
b) an unidentified bag of cash
c) a drugs stash

d)your hotter sister.

nicowa

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Sounds like as much craic as watching your parents being autopsied. What's next? Fucking suicide if it were me.

Thanks!...

To everyone else... Love you guys! Will probably have to wait until the stepson goes to bed for most of those suggestions....

Tesco Massacre

nicowa wrote: »

Thanks!...

To everyone else... Love you guys! Will probably have to wait until the stepson goes to bed for most of those suggestions....

You're going to do that thing with the decorations and the stag, aren't you?

Filthy minx.

davet82

eh get off the fcukin internet for a start....

poor chap

antodeco

Marriage?

DEFTLEFTHAND

Put the kid to bed, open another bottle of whiskey and have a good chat about things, discuss all your feelings concerning the wedding and disclose any secrets or mistruths you might have kept or told each other. Keep it going till daybreak and you'll have a good idea about the person your about to marry.

Dunny

http://i40.tinypic.com/209g788.jpg

hairyprincess

nicowa wrote: »

So my fellas friends let him down on the first night of his stag so he's at home with me and his son... we've had a few drinks and a few whiskeys... what's next?

The first night of his stag??? How many nights exactly is this 'stag' due to run?

I would start plotting revenge against his friends, and carry it now while you are intoxicated. Chances are once you sober up you won't be quite as brave