Badhb wrote: » Right. So I just collected my laundry from the communal laundry area of the house of flats I live in. It seems I have a acquired a new pair of male underpants.. Now, I had to sort through my laundry when it came out of the washing machine an hour ago, to decide which were tumble dryer friendly or not. (Actually I dont like to use the tumble dryer so the only things I put in are big sheets and the like). Anyhows, despite this inspection, it seems I am now the proud owner of a pair of male underpants. They are not pretty, nonetheless, should I offer them for sale on adverts.or raffle them amongst AH contenders?
Mr.Crinklewood wrote: » So tonight we have missing tampons, keys, underpants and a phone.
Johro wrote: » You need to put up a sign in the laundry room.'Have you recently lost your underpants?' Maybe a pic. Then your phone number, so the owner can contact you to arrange em... whatever.
Badhb wrote: » right you may all laugh. But they are on my indoor clothes horse right now. Why? I don't know. I should have left them where they were. Now I have brought them inside with the rest of my laundry I am somehow part of this. What the hell do I do now?Spirit them back to the scene of the tumble dryer crime freshly laundered?
God... wrote: » Your trying way to hard.
Badhb wrote: » Who are YOU to judge? Think yer god or something? By the way, the check yer pantheons of gods and goddesses, I was around long before u. So there. Of course I am an atheist, so that is rather academic... anyway back to the underpants...are they yours??
God... wrote: » Have they ****e stains??
Badhb wrote: » By the way, the check yer pantheons of gods and goddesses, I was around long before u. So there. Of course I am an atheist, so that is rather academic... anyway back to the underpants...are they yours??
Badhb wrote: » Oh. So they are yours.
Ficheall wrote: » First I think we need to know whether you're hot and if this is likely to turn into some sort of Cinderella story? Caithfimid fáil amach ar dtús an bhfuil tú dathúil agus má tá seans ann go gcríochnóidh an scéal seo ar nós Cinderella?
Badhb wrote: » I Níl aon scéal Cinderella ar siúl anseo anseo, buster. An bhfuil tú daithiúl tú fhéin ar chor ar bith? Níl tú aon rud ach cluiche ach is féidir liom cur eagla an domhan i croí fir na h-éairann. Ok maybe incorrect gaeilge, but I am not in the mood for red herrings on my hunt for the owner of these underpants.
God... wrote: » So you watching RTÉ Bród Club with Bernard Dunne or just showing off?
Ficheall wrote: » Who on earth is Bernard Dunne? Cé hé Bernard Dunne?
God... wrote: » Irelands last "world" boxing title holder.
Badhb wrote: » ......... What the hell do I do now?Spirit them back to the scene of the tumble dryer crime freshly laundered?