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How to get out of friend zone?

SureYWouldntYa

The dilemma is simple: Girl iv known for 4/5 years, always kinda fancied her, got to know her during last year and find myself madly in love with her. She's probably out of my league to be honest. There is no doubt i am in the friend zone, she even said it while we talking one time. Iv decided i want to let my feelings be known but how do i do it when im so far in the friend zone?

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psychward

so what happened ? Im too lazy busy to read the whole thread.

roll up some socks into a bundle and shove them down your pants and start wearing tight ones. By the time she gets to see anything it will be to late for her to turn back anyway :pac:

Mr.Crinklewood

meor wrote: »

O'Brien's or Subway? It matters. Big time.

If its Subway, your opening line can be:- "So, do you fancy 12 inches?".

If she kisses you, you`re on, if she slaps you you can explain that you meant a sub...

Bad Panda wrote: »

Is it 1 o'clock yet!?!

Hopefully they both remembered to put their clocks forward...

firedancer

psychward wrote: »

so what happened ? Im too lazy busy to read the whole thread.

roll up some socks into a bundle and shove them down your pants and start wearing tight ones. By the time she gets to see anything it will be to late for her to turn back anyway :pac:

why do men always think it's about size ? Time ye learnt that the only way to connect properly with a woman of worth is thru' her mind first, physically second, and if the first step is done properly size definitely is not a factor .

psychward

firedancer wrote: »

Time ye learnt that the only way to connect properly with a woman of worth is thru' her mind first, physically second,

Yeah thats why girls throw their panties at boybands comprised exclusively of fat slobs ..... I always wondered why that was. It all makes sense now. All that time boyzone spent in the gym was a total waste....

sarcasm detector overload :pac:

Handsome Bob

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Then you are way too much of a pussy to ever nail her.

So i take it the magic number was zero then?

Jesus that's a bit harsh, a few on ya last night yeah?

Good luck OP, positive vibes being sent your way.

Logical Fallacy

Handsome Bob wrote: »

Jesus that's a bit harsh, a few on ya last night yeah?

Good luck OP, positive vibes being sent your way.

I don't drink, unless you count deftly measured shots of reality check.

OP has no chance.

Handsome Bob

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

I don't drink, unless you count deftly measured shots of reality check.

OP has no chance.

It must just be your personality so.

I wouldn't say he has no chance, it's impossible to make a judgement without knowing the two of them and what their relationship is like. One thing I will say though is that these things should never be done by text.

psychward

The way to be successful with women is to be successful without them. I bet if the Swedish womens bikini team picked the OP up and banged the living daylights out of him in their tourbus he'd not want to leave the bus for a year. And concerning the girl who is breaking his heart and obsessing his mind , He'd be like ''who'' ? Theres always choice. If he emigrated for 20 years and returned to Ireland and tracked her down to see what she was doing and discovered she looked like shed been abusing meth all this time he was away he'd probably think he had a lucky escape and that spending the last few decades as a heartbroken obsessed angry Heathcliff type figure was a complete and utter waste of time. Don't let your balls rule your brain son. Just go up to her , ask her how she is and if she has any news (so you don't unluckily ask her out after her mom died or at a bad moment etc). Then say to her : How about it ? Me, you , (improvise based on what you already know about her which should be a lot). If she says no then who cares. You are far better off not having her around you if you are sinking into a depression every time you are reminded of her.

Jezek

Best of luck OP. I got out of the friendzone by just going in for the snog - maybe that will work for you!

Jammy Donut

Hey OP, best of look dude

Any chance of live updates? Get a text to speech app, and post the convo on here.

grey_so_what

Do you think the op could text under the table and keep us updated "Live" (uses Best Bill Herlihy accent)?....

Would she mind?.....

Surely not.:)

grey_so_what

If I was a betting person....

I'd put a few bob on getting a post at 1.05 saying..........

"Gotcha"

Born cynical. Can't help it.

busyliving

Best of luck today OP...If it doesn't workout for you remember there is always porn...cheaper than women too:D

busyliving

http://www.leragecomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/friendzoned-640x472.jpg

Bad Panda

busyliving wrote: »

http://www.leragecomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/friendzoned-640x472.jpg

That's that tough thing about being a guy. It's really hard to distinguish between those we just want to fcuk and those we actually care about.

Sometimes, you think you really like a girl, then when you burst your beans, the feelings go away and you've scratched an itch (so to speak).

So ladies, we're not b@stards, we're just not very smart. :pac:

HazDanz

Is it wrong that i'm wondering more about what sandwich they'll order?

busyliving

Bad Panda wrote: »

That's that tough thing about being a guy. It's really hard to distinguish between those we just want to fcuk and those we actually care about.

Sometimes, you think you really like a girl, then when you burst your beans, the feelings go away and you've scratched an itch (so to speak).

So ladies, we're not b@stards, we're just not very smart. :pac:

I'm a dude

hairyprincess

HazDanz wrote: »

Is it wrong that i'm wondering more about what sandwich they'll order?

To be fair I was thinking that too

tok9

As long as it's brown bread I don't mind.

Good luck OP.

frozenfrozen

He's probably with her right now!

ringadingding

I hope yer wan is not sat there with her feller with a clear case of FFG

hairyprincess

Ding dong. Game is on!

Bring home the goods op

Jammy Donut

Imagine if she's a boardsie and knows about this thread?

:O

Micky Dolenz

MOD

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

rape

TiltedBrain wrote: »

its only rape if they get to tell anyone about it

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

and its not rape if she cums

KTRIC wrote: »

And rape her till she says yes

Sexual violence isn't even remotely funny.

Banned.

Mr.Crinklewood

A nation holds its breath...

Boscoirl

Sandwedges are now being served. I wonder did they get Hunky Dorys on the side, I love when that happens

tok9

Hunky Dorys on the side is just unreal! The Student center sandwich in UCC used to make great sandwiches with a few crisps on the side too.

Op is knee deep in this now.

Bad Panda

busyliving wrote: »

I'm a dude

I wasn't questioning that.

Bad Panda

Boscoirl wrote: »

Sandwedges are now being served. I wonder did they get Hunky Dorys on the side, I love when that happens

Yeah and not some half-assed salad! :mad:

Boscoirl

Bad Panda wrote: »

Yeah and not some half-assed salad! :mad:

I once got Couscous with a toastie in a pub